Chicago: Knitted socks weather

my parents gave me that book for my bday but i have not yet cracked the spine. my dad thought we were going to go all book club. oops.

also i second the nomination of thread title hahaha

happy hallowmas

nice. xp (chicago thread title)

And now I know the answer to the question of how old I have to get before I start forgetting how old I am.

i started doing that past 28. i turned 29 but my brain would not acknowledge that. i don't seem to do that so much anymore.

The book is pretty good (so far, only like halfway through).

There is no God.

I was born to run,
I was born to dream,
The craziest boy you ever seen,
I gotta do it my way,
Or no way at all.

Jen: well, it's a post
i posted in your thread but I did not add to the discourse

UPDATE!
I still hate her as much as I ever. The hate still glows in my heart like an everlasting flame.
She managed to say something mean to the newest coworker. Then on her way out, she passed me as I was carrying load after heavy load of beverages in to the office. She made some sort of disparaging comment about how she's glad she doesn't have my job, smiled real big, and got up on her tiptoes. I suddenly realized she was leaning up to kiss me, so I made an ugly face and turned my head so she'd only get my cheek. DO NOT WANT.

In other news:
* I need help picking out a printer for myself at work.
* I like the thread name idea.

Oh and ALSO she went to the head honcho's office to give him a back rub in private. Ew Ew Ew.

Crazy! Crazy!

Cray cray.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9pdXBY8l7HPBxM:http://wwwbio200.nsm.buffalo.edu/labs/tutor/Crayfish/Crayfish03N.jpg

Private back rub???!?!??!?!???????????????

OH. I got a kicky new haircut. It is noticably different from my old haircut.

do you have a pic, jenny?

also: PRIVATE BACK RUB?!

Yay for new haircuts. :-)

Yeah. And they didn't even talk about this beforehand. Everyone's just sitting at the table hanging out and they exchange some sort of look and disappear.

Naw, but I might take one later.

Uh... back rub = blow job

yeah, seriously. definitely some kind of rub goin' down that does not exclude the genitalia.

I don't want those images in my head. k thnx bye

J/k I'm not going anywhere.

Jesse's legal team could clean up here...

"clean up"

Why does this woman no longer work in your office?

She used teeth. In her back rubs.

I have a date tonight.

And you don't.

w/ the teetotaler?

I have one tomorrow, though.

No lasting thing with Fortune 500, Jesse?

I WILL NEVER DATE AGAIN.

I HAVE YE OLDE BALL AND CHAIN NOW.

jenny
i cannot thank you for this:
I gotta do it my way,
Or no way at all.

i do want to see your haircuts

Yes, with teatotaller.

Fortune 500 was a single serving boyfriend. (Damn you Fightclub for ruining this cleverness for me.)

Don't you and ball and chain go on dates?

i want to see your cut too!! i am in need of a new hair plan.

jesse, sure we go on dates but i hesitate to call that "dating"

Can I never date again please? Please??

If you don't, L, I'll be your "walker."

I do not miss dating.

About the only thing I miss from my single life is being able to fart without having to hear commentary about it.

ha!

btw, is Eric H. visiting Chicago? he seems to be MIA (no, not her).

Her?

Arm-wrestling, dude.

http://a170.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/m_235964750c05b5341eda247a674481b9.jpg

I made contemp pop joke

What should we do on our date? We got no plans.

I could make him "break edge" as the kids say.

Dating is for fags.

"dating" is for ppl under 30. or 40.

are you looking for a creative idea or a solid take on an old standard?

Go to movies. Cut hole in bottom of popcorn box. Insert penis. The rest will take care of itself.

Popcorn is delicious when doused with extra butter--baby butter that is.

shut up

ok

Doc, Eric H. just posted here.