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Why does she sound like Lisa Simpson singing through her anus on Occident?

Turangalila, Friday, 16 April 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

if joanna newsom actually sounded like lisa simpson singing thru her anus, i might pick up one of her records. as it is, her voice sounds like a couple of cats getting into a fight in a room full of helium.

A piping hot bowl of shits (A piping hot bowl of grits), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

that's pure poetry guys, great job

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 April 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

the artistic progression that has been made over three albums ... in people's she-sounds-like-a-cat metaphors is astounding

Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Saturday, 17 April 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe when you're that deep in the writing process for a record your own stuff can sustain you

Nonsense!

Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link

that's how it works for har mar superstar.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link

(AND OTHER BRILLIANT COMPOSERS)

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/38581-roots-and-monsters-of-folk-team-up/

ksh, Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS58_ZeLX1g

ksh, Friday, 23 April 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Why is this album so shitty?

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

No. iirc the critical reception to this has been overwhelmingly positive.

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry, the only time I've ever read anybody discuss Newman's records has been on ILX,

and ya thought that shit played out in ILX (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Huh?

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

any sales figures on this so far? i kinda thought with all the press she gets this had a shot to go at least top 20.
lol.

velko, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

confession: i have not listened to any of HOOM from "Go Long" to "Does Not Suffice" more than once . . . and that one time was on release day

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

"'81" has 63 plays, though

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

With the exception of a few tracks (Go Long, No Provenance, and Kingfisher), I think this album is pretty darn great. I've listened to it a ton since it came out. I highly recommend quite a few of the songs on the later part of the album, especially Soft As Chalk, Esme, and Autumn.

Moodles, Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Turangalila the reason this record has been so well received is because it is impossible to criticize. Who else is making lovingly crafted, impeccably orchestrated, analog triple disc albums in 2010? Nobody. She's the only person selling unicorn steaks, sorry if you don't like unicorn.

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i like this album quite a bit.

The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Turangalila the reason this record has been so well received is because it is impossible to criticize. Who else is making lovingly crafted, impeccably orchestrated, analog triple disc albums in 2010? Nobody.

to be fair, iirc turangalia likes joanna newsom a lot. he just didn't like this new disc, maybe?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"Didn't like the new disc" is different from describing it as "shitty".

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link

true.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link

could be a "regular album" masterpiece if 2/3 of it was left out.

Zeno, Saturday, 24 April 2010 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

81
good intentions
on a good day
in california
jackrabbits
soft as chalk

Zeno, Saturday, 24 April 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

So basically I'm supposed to find this agreeable from some meta perspective and I'm supposed to be reverential about it?

I think precisely the fact that it is such an "ambitious" project makes the fact that the songs are so uneventful (and imo bad) more frustrating to me.

She's the only person selling unicorn steaks, sorry if you don't like unicorn.

Maybe within a very narrow, indie-centric perspective. But otherwise, no. Sorry.

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

fucking excellent new screenname Owen but that still cannot save this record

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

More specifically, I was so thrilled that I'd be eating what was consistently described as (and likely to be) unicorn steak but I tasted it and it turned out to be meatless. It was actually frozen, sickly sweet unagi sauce.

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

brb listening to the awesomely orchestrated new Nina Nastasia album

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

in theory i am willing to seriously stan for this album but in practice ehh

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

[hatersgonnahate.gif]

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Exactly.

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

still think this record is awesome though

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

actually i don't know, 'lovingly crafted, impeccably orchestrated' is kind of the thing -- like it's not a record where people are going to suddenly arrive at the opinion that she is amazing, from this record -- it's still a really, really, really good record

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

also i think it's her most generous-to-the-listener thing ever, despite being three discs long and the tracks averaging eight minutes

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Also 0w3n, weren't you the one who was going on about how Ys should have been arranged by LOLWolfgang RihmLOL?

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i like how Turangalila & I were hyping this record more than almost any other ilxors, then it comes out and T. doesn't like it & I've barely listened to anything beyond "'81."

that being said, I definitely should listen to it more.

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

can't imagine liking it more than Ys though, tbh

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I definitely should listen to it more

it will change your life.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it's already changed mine.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3559/3309360335_bf48990a0f_m.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i kind of just want to listen to Cobalt and Baroness instead these days tbh

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I stand by the notion that Rihm would make a great pop arranger.
I'm not ready to go to bat for this record, p.s.
I just wanted to point out that Newsom's generosity with this record kind of makes criticizing it a bit of a moot point.

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, not "criticizing it is a moot point", I don't mean that, but if you've got a bone to pick with this record I hope that you'd nevertheless show it the respect it deserves.
Even Wire put her on the cover and interviewed her over twelve pages before mentioning that it "left them unmoved".

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

(That was Ys, not this album.)

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm teasing you about Rihm, though that does make me wonder

1) How is this ephemeral pink fart closer to Rihm than Ys

2) How is this more immune to criticism than Ys

Also, "generosity" towards whom, and how, and what? The fact that it has intricate arrangements and that it's a long ass album doesn't automagically make it an Awesome Piece Of Art That One Must Be Reverential About.

As you can see upthread, I was genuinely open to loving this and adored a lot of the live incarnations of these songs. How is it so hard to understand that I find this album not only mediocre but actively bad, notwithstanding the time and effort and love that went into it?

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah when musicians release triple albums I don't usually assume it's out of "generosity"

deej snyder (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

An EP would have been generous, to be frank

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

sad thing is, i don't even feel compelled to listen to this anymore than i did the day it came out

ksh, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

*any more

ksh, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I love me a 35 minute record, I can only think of one 60+ album who's length I would defend (Tindersticks first one).
But when people start picking and choosing tracks from this triple album and saying "now THIS six song album is a masterpiece!"... well, then, she's created a masterpiece plus some songs you don't care for.
To me, anyway, an abundance of material + analog recording + overhaul of her vocal technique + new stylistic directions + pages and pages of lyrics + meticulous mixing work + a large cast of paid musicians - a record industry that would typically support such a statement = a damn generous musician.

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link


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