I want to be Elliott Gould (when he wasn't crap)

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I want to do him

I know, right?, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

not sure he'd be into that though

I know, right?, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

some of us have never seen "Friends."

Dr Morbius, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

He was good in Friends in the bit where he loses his glasses and drives through a neighbourhood nativity scene. "The newspapers thought it was a hate crime."

James Morrison, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm assuming nothing from his last 20 years has topped Bugsy

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

anyone wanna fly me down?????? and then back again for california split?

In exchange for TIFF credentials? (j/k)

what should I ask EG about Godard quitting Little Murders?

Dr Morbius, Friday, 8 August 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

tonight's q&a is sold out, he's doing 2 for Long Goodbye.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 8 August 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

so who went? how was?

s1ocki, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link

he's pretty nutty.

mizzell, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

the best thing he said was roughly this:

When I went to kindergarten at PS 247 here in Brooklyn, the teacher told my mother that I had some kind of intellience because I was the only kid in my class who knew that he definitely did not know the difference between the right side and the left side of my body.

mizzell, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link

intelligence, rather

mizzell, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

He's philosophical, I'd say. Worked in 2 Streisand allusions w/out saying her name.

When walking in midtown NY w/ Godard while trying to secure him to direct Little Murders, Elliott told JLG that if he was going to produce LM with him directing, Godard had to show up "seasonally" to deal with the US suits. Godard replied that whenever his wife and child asked for his love, he told them to go fuck themselves. Gould: "Well, Idon't think I'm there yet, Jean-Luc..."

He also said he played basketball in boxing shoes cuz he didn't know the difference.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

when asked about the differences between Altman and Bergman:
"Robert Altman knew who Dave DeBusschere and Bergman didn't."

mizzell, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

Dr Morbius, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

"Robert Altman knew who Dave DeBusschere was and Bergman didn't."

fuck, i need coffee

mizzell, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I love how for the first half hour of the Long Goodbye you can't understand a single word Gould is saying, it's just one long grumble.

burt_stanton, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

"Hey, man, that's cool."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

It's OK with him

Dr Morbius, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link

i watched little murders after reading about it in this thread,christ it was strange!

really enjoyed it overall,parts of it were hilarious,although it did sometimes veer a bit too close to a monty python sketch

robin l, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I had forgotten about the satiric arias (Lou Jacobi as the judge, Sutherland as stoner minister, Arkin as bananas detective, Gardenia on police statism).

When Gould said that prior to his 7-minute one-take monologue he smoked a joint, one on-cue "WHOOO" from audience. There's always one.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 11 August 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Gould: "Well, I don't think I'm there yet, Jean-Luc..."

ha!

Godard directing this would have almost been too much. Keep remembering the Q&A you guys. Someday I'm going to watch the commentary on the DVD.

Milton Parker, Monday, 11 August 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blog.spout.com/2008/08/09/elliott-gould-takes-brooklyn/

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Getting Straight tonight.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

so I did not detest The Touch at all. A good brief review:

http://www.cinepassion.org/Reviews/t/Touch.html

Dr Morbius, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

check out Little Murders, 1971. the best Gould movie ever

watched this last night - pretty good, dragged in a few places and suffers from its roots on the stage, but lots of good performances and one or two really funny monologues. Eeriest thing to me was that everybody in it really LOOKS like a Jules Feiffer drawing (ie, great casting)

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 October 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

(but no way is it the best Gould movie ever! wtf)

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 October 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

apparently he was in the first London On the Town in 1963

gabbneb, Monday, 24 November 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

The al davis version of the long goodbye poster rules. I ordered one to frame for my bedroom.

TOMBOT, Friday, 5 December 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link

ya it is amazing.

s1ocki, Friday, 5 December 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

amazing ya

TOMBOT, Friday, 5 December 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

ya

s1ocki, Friday, 5 December 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

amazing.

TOMBOT, Friday, 5 December 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Busting is a very strange movie - lolz @ Gould and Berretta dancing together while attempting to pass as gay in a gay bar

Sarah Palin's Word Put Together Instructor (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

totally reactionary politics, a young Michael Lerner, many MANY shades of brown...

Sarah Palin's Word Put Together Instructor (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

y'know, Gould's doing his laconic-NY Jewish-smartass routine, Beretta is the hardass - but they're VICE cops, so its not like they're taking down murderous drug dealers or something, they spend most of their time trying to entrap expensive prostitutes and beat up hapless homos while simultaneously bucking the corrupt "brass". the tone is really strange.

Sarah Palin's Word Put Together Instructor (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

B.J. Novak from the Office reminds me of a young Elliot Gould.

And I love the Long Goodbye because it seemed like there were a couple of pointless and languid scenes w/ Gould's character running errands of no importance. More movies need to show their character buying cat food in the middle of the night imo.

Cunga, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ haha yes. love the muzak version of the theme playing in the grocery store

Sarah Palin's Word Put Together Instructor (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

anyone catch the nod to that in wendy and lucy

1p3 freely (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2983000060_93a6c600af_o.jpg

velko, Saturday, 25 July 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

watched some more of Busting last night - so weird/goofy. Beretta and Gould spend an inordinate amount of time in a public bathroom trying to "catch a pervert", except it all seems kinda gay... I mean two guys standing in a stall talking to each other, ummm.... then there's the part where they can't get a warrant from a judge because its the middle of the night, so they go to the suspect's house break-in, find some armed hoods, and proceed to chase them into a crowded open-air market. So Gould and Beretta are exchanging gunfire, telling the bystanders to get down and everything but... its like 4 in the morning, why are there all these people at the grocery store? Then Gould lambasts some fellow cops who fail to help by calling them "pigs"!

so wtf

also this movie is very brown

girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

And I love the Long Goodbye because it seemed like there were a couple of pointless and languid scenes w/ Gould's character running errands of no importance. More movies need to show their character buying cat food in the middle of the night imo.

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By far my favorite scene in Bullitt is the part where McQueen goes and buys all the TV dinners at the supermarket/convenience store.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Couldn't someone change the title of this forum? when i did a google search for 'the Long Goodbye' this thread came up, I think it's a shame especially since Elliott Gould was never 'crap'- some of his films have been clunkers but who hasn't had those.

Serge, Thursday, 13 August 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

no

heavin' flho (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Corrected: Elliot Gould was never always 'crap'

it's like i have a couple worked up orc dicks under my arms (Alex in SF), Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Godard replied that whenever his wife and child asked for his love, he told them to go fuck themselves

lol

Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

SB alex

heavin' flho (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Alex replied that whenever his wife and child SB'd him, he told them to go fuck themselves.

Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i heard he just sb'd them back

heavin' flho (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

watched the silent partner, it's ok. elliot is kinda a blank slate in it, even moreso than usual. christoper plummer is solid and creepy

johnny crunch, Sunday, 28 February 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link


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