The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

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― binge, Sunday, 17 February 2008 03:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

i may not understand what the hell you are doing, but I'll defend to the death my right to not understand what the hell you are doing.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

ugh this thread sucks d00ds

i think its cool dude wants to participate in the forum or whatever but giving him a thread to jack off onto seems unnecessary

― deej, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

my bad 4 crossing u 'll whyteout conditionz deej. i'm psycho 2 wrong some damn times. respect t' u + yr word

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

damn hardhead fued out a salty mouth

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

deeej - what we need is a thread for you to bitch about thsi thread on - that will solve evertyhoing

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

OT, but that Baghdad shot looks like it's from the Michael Bay version of Jason and the Argonauts.

― Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

I think Lacey needs to do an anti-condom character called "Neverconceived, the lovable sperm".

― Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, deej, if you don't want to see him jacking off why'd you follow him into the stall?

― nickn, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

this stall is crowded, im leaving

― deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

flush first, will ya!!

― bug, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

The G-dcrack strip is awesome. I love especially the blurriness around the viewer/presumed recipient of said G-dcrack.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Revised cover sketch-

Faith has 'SuperGifts' (of the Spirit) now, and 'G-dCracking' is one manifestation. 'G-d' because some very fundamentalist Christians avoid writing the full name because they believe to do so is disrespectful.

I've heard of Jon Springer but haven't met him-thanks for the web address. From what I've read of his reviews I don't think he's perceived by critics as being anti-Gay.

That Baghdad photo (which seems to be gone now) was taken by a fan of the cartoon while he was stationed in Iraq as a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. I drew a cartoon a few years ago based on that photo.

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

If anyone wants to snark and post here that's fine with me. Thanks to Libcrypt for creating the thread.

― Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

G-DCRACK indeed.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dan, what's your view on contraception?

― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

(as opposed to your public persona's view or your characters' view)

― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

I believe God creates souls pre-contraception (the 'before your Mother carried you in her womb, I knew you' scripture) and the physical world we live in is His expression. As for doctrinally carrying that out, I have a traditional Catholic viewpoint, which I pretty much warp and destroy in my cartoons just because artistically I can't help myself. Politically I think I've been sort of wandering to the middle over the course of the past few years.

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

― Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

A.) Frog leaping over aborted babies.
B.) Holy Spirit urinating on fetus?
C.) "If He loves furries, He'll love you!"

I have a lot of hope for this thread.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?

By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.

― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

this'll end well

― dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-

Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

css max-width

i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

― sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.cameronmoll.com/archives/000892.html

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fixed, thanks!

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page

NSFW: painting still in progress

I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-

NSFW

NSFW - Ceiling Hillary

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

Last one-

Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.

― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

GayBear series, all three panels-

NSFW
NSFW

― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

madre de dios

― kingfish, Friday, 29 February 2008 08:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

NSFW, next cartoon in the current 'Taint' series

Something Awful Faithmouse Megathread

― Dan Lacey, Monday, 3 March 2008 19:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

The gay bear sketches have tremendous potential, Dan. I recommend that you develop them further.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wow.

― Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

i <3 that the screeching car tires go "FREEEEEP" lol

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

a few statements I believe are true-

God is real, and God is love.

God is the creator of procreation, desire, and eros.

God wants us to be happy.

I like to draw naked mice.

Drawing naked mice makes me happy.

― and what, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Doonsebury gang riding in a VW van.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm working on a revision of the last panel-it would be much more appropriate if Mallard runs over a newspaper vending machine.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Isn't that a bit obvious, though?

― Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

I suspect there's enough energy in the rest of the drawing where it won't become the first thing you see.

― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

dan, i think it's much more satisfying to see those smug doonesbury jokers in an epic smash-up, imho

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

also, the picture of the gay bear buttsecks -- the topman's ass-pucker looks a little too, uh, exposed. like, it's either the most prominent butthole ever, or he's prolapsing. that aside, i really enjoy your artwork, dan!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 22:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

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Wow.

― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:50 (7 months ago) Permalink

Yes, that could be a painting.

― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:56 (7 months ago) Permalink

(1st page google result too)

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:58 (7 months ago) Permalink

Do they know about the Hensel twins?

― Dan Lacey, Friday, 28 September 2012 00:05 (7 months ago) Permalink

ask them!

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:20 (7 months ago) Permalink