Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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I hope we're not harshing the voibe by posting about Wenner but c'mon even Dave Geffen dated Cher, right?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

RS doesn't seem to have really given a shit about music since before I was born.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'm hot, ready and legal: where's my Rolling Stone cover?????

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

highway legal!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

I want to see a photo of Rosemary posing exactly like LL up there. then photoshopping can do the rest.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

I just clicked on the arrow on the pic twice in futility.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

Didn't work did it?

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

wtf do all of these new teenybopper disneykins have to record damn songs? i blame j-lo.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'll do it at the next FAP where someone had a camera, Gear.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

NB: Clicking on her tongue doesn't do anything, either.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

From the article: On reaching voting age: "I'm not very politically involved. And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

See I'm hot, ready, and legal too.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

well, ready and legal anyway

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (8 years ago) Permalink

Lindsay kinda looks like Celine Dion up there.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

Actually, I'm sort of cold today. It's rainy and damp. Although I think I have a fever, so maybe I am hot after all.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (8 years ago) Permalink

are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

click on the link.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

"wrote"

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

click on the link

Frightening thought.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, Ned.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (8 years ago) Permalink

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

What exactly is she known for in the first place?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

She'd be such a moon goddess if she were pale and freckly instead of orange and freckly. Oh and the frosty pink lips gotta go, too. And the eyeliner.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ned: title of the thread, minus "legal."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

How quaint.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

She looks like a cat that's just sat on a buttplug. Doesn't do anything for me.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ned how old do you sound with these comments? (Alternate: Ned how long were you in Venezuela?)

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

It does something for the cat, Adam.

Ned how old do you sound with these comments?

I always talk like this! The only think I know about Ms. Lohan was some poster for a movie earlier this year, which failed to convince me as to why she was already known.

I was there for a week and a half.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

She looks like the photographer has just said to her, in an Austin Powers voice, "oooooh Lindsay, you're ever so NAUGHTY!".

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

think = thing, etc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

Mandee OTM about the pale-&-freckly. For sure.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

MEN CAN'T SEE MAKEUP.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

She was very funny in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, FWIW.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

They just think that all women's lips are like that.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

I must admit, I thought she was a cute kid when I caught The Parent Trap on the ABC/Disney Family Movie or whatever a few years ago. But she was 12 then.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

yeah it was good fun

some dude, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

is this what people mean when they say someone is "taking it on the chin"? i've never been 100% sure what that idiom means tbh.

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

I am sure LL's taken it on the chin before but I suspect even she's sensible enough no to do it on network television.

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

iirc it means you let your guard down and someone landed a perfect punch

jokestoldforu (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

It means you take a hard punch w/o complaint. LL must know she's got some 'punches' coming her way. Taking them well will stand to her credit.

But I'm having so much foehn! (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

Those are two different things, but the latter is more like what I thought it meant. That's what it seemed like she was doing there.

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

I thought it means keep your chin up, don't lose your resolve, and here's a friendly faux-punch to the chin, "Go get 'em, tiger".

As an example of non double-entendre usage.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

I always thought it was a boxing analogy. Sometimes you have to take a punch. Do so stoically.

But I'm having so much foehn! (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:43 (1 month ago) Permalink

That probably is correct. This is an instance where any of us could probably google and look for the real answer but it is far more entertaining to hear everyone's interpretations of it.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

she didn't really take it on the chin, that was more complaining that she wasn't ready for the punch

ogmor, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

1. Lit. to stand up to something adverse, such as criticism. (Fig. on taking a direct punch to the head in boxing.) They laid some blunt criticism on him, but he took it on the chin. I knew he could take it on the nose.
2. Fig. to receive the full brunt of something. Why do I have to take it on the chin for something I didn't do? If you did it, you have to learn to take it on the chin.

sleepingsignal, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

So could it be said that aside from the obsequious mugging, she took it on the chin during that interview?

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

david letterman is an asshole.

"bath salts" should have been my username (Pat Finn), Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:49 (1 month ago) Permalink

assholes have their uses

Aimless, Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

Maybe he thought he was enabling if he didn't address it, or maybe she was a pain before shooting.

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Saturday, 13 April 2013 20:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

maybe. i just think, as a general rule, i'm not a fan of his smug, sarcastic kind of humor. i watched an old interview he did with harmony korine recently and something about letterman's wry attitude toward korine's eccentricity rubbed me the wrong way, idk. also i, for what ever reason, pretty much always find myself rooting for lindsay lohan.

Pat Finn, Saturday, 13 April 2013 20:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

Dave Letterman is the worst

thistle supporter (mcoll), Saturday, 13 April 2013 22:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

i remember when that show tanked my mom felt really bad for magic johnson. "he's such a nice man," i remember her saying. my mom also feels bad for lindsay lohan.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 14 April 2013 06:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

mookieproof, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:01 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

wow. just wow.

(from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:38 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

No

Is that a shop or a kind of amazing real thing

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 May 2013 05:21 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

if i saw that ad in a magazine i would go to the louis vuitton store right away

surm, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:11 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

otm

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:11 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Mark G, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:14 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

louis vuitton zombie movie waiting to happen

surm, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:15 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

its a perfect couture model facial pose

(from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:15 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

...I love that facial expression. Like there's a slight chance that she could contort her body, and climb through the screen ala Ringu

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:30 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

lindsay was supposed to start rehab this morning. the fact that it is now dinnertime and she is still not in rehab should surprise no one.

a sentimental knife (reddening), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:44 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Whatever, hater.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:52 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

oh lindsaypaws :(

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:53 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

She'll be fine. I'm not worried.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:59 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Apparently she had more pressing business.

LiLo browsing at Fry's

nickn, Friday, 3 May 2013 05:50 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

amanda bynes is such a rookie

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 11:11 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


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