mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

attending weddings is so $$$$$

I have two this month :(

One is in France though so :)

Sigh. I am going to go to Northfield and try to not spend money ever again.

So, so, SO sad.

try to avoid the tornados

tornado fluffy bear

I will avoid both tornadoes and Fluffy Bear, at least for the next few days. After that, I'm making no promises.

I did promise I'd teach FB to crochet, after all.

if you have the choice, run towards the tornado

are you sure he doesn't think you are teaching him how to crotch it? you know how much trouble he has sounding out unfamiliar words

and his nigh-erotic fondness for dull large-gauge needles.

did he say "that sounds good" or "sounding good!" in response to you offer of tutelage?

WHAT THE FUCK IN MY OFFICE IS BEEPING LIKE THAT

SHUT UP PLEASE BEEP-TRON

maybe it's a poorly-designed bomb designed to be defused and distract you from your main objective.

hello itr. did i offend anyone the other night when i was v. drunk? sorry ;_;

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being v. drunk means never having to say you're sorry

Woah what you did mookie? You should come have happy hour with me. No one else is here yet so I'm nerd with phone in bar but get I am have beers and the week is over so yay!

still at work, so i guess i'm having sad hour ;_;

itr is drunkproof, we are unfazeable, unflappable and we never reproach, also we like a show.

Estela's word is truth.

I'm pretty sure FB knew what I was talking about, but maybe I should clarify, you know, just in case. xp

My exciting Friday night plans: reading my book, knitting, getting ready to start driving home...

i need a new book. i predicted the ending of that danielle steel 'novel' like 20 pages in.

we don't like a show we LOVE IT

i just found out my college mates had their baby like 20 days early via facebook's 'x# of your friends changed their profile pictures" alert.

hi itr!

She lives! Well, she was already alive.

It's a summer Saturday in America, you must celebrate with a backyard cookout or something.

of tofu marinated in.... something

pig blood

or bacon grease, your choice

John makes things the way you like them!

We're in Madison and back in a proper time zone. I could never get into my car again and be happy. But we're going to go eat some dinner, and I'll probably feel better after that.

(Cuz then we're going to go swimming, yay!)

<3 madison!

It is a nice city!

Today: drive home!!!! I am going to be happy to sleep in my own bed tonight. :)

we went to a restaurant in oakland last night where people threw their peanut shells on the floor!! it was weird.

also: sunsets in oakland are the most amazing beautiful i have ever seen. we were sitting out on this deck at the restaurant and the sun was this amazing blood red - i've never seen anything like it in my whole life.

and i ate a huge bucket of clams. they were great! and jordan was totally cool about kissing me afterwards :)

That last post is the definition of an open goal.

Urgh. I have a nasty cold. Better now than when I'm cycling to France, I guess, but still. Ickiness. Am tempted to just let my nose run, ,like small children do, but it's so ticklish I can't!!

However, I did spend the afternoon playing in the park with friends, and had an ice cream, so things haven't been too bad. I think the cold was duplicating the hay fever so relatively speaking I did okay. How medicinal is red wine? I really want a glass but it's only 6pm...

Hey rubes, for some reason you haven't updated your blog since you got to the US - will this shameful state of affairs continue?

"for some reason" lol

mark, i recommend some whiskey.

How medicinal is red wine? I really want a glass but it's only 6pm...

And you call yourself Italian...

blog will be updated tomorrow! haven't really had time, but jordan has to go back to work tomorrow, so i'll have 8 hours to kill :(

i've been ducking in here to post a little whenever jordan checks his email or we're just on our way out, because i MISS you guys! but tomorrow i will make a big detailed post on my thread about the last few days and also the weird experience i had at customs.

i had my first burrito yesterday! it was nice, except that i forgot cilantro is coriander - which tastes like soap to me - and i got it with this cilantro/lime/rice stuff.

oh no you are one of THOSE.

have you burgered yet?

mmmmm cilantro... mmmmmm

SO happy to be HOME!

And now having a strange craving for burritoes.

SARA WILL EAT YOUR TOES

Only if I think you're special, though.

Deep fried toes.

yes tza, i am one of those people... but i can't help it!

have not burgered yet - jordan wants to take me to the best burger place here in oakland, which he has thoroughly researched, but i just can't bear to make him watch me eat a big meaty object.

Awwwww, you guys are both so sweet!

Maybe the place has a lovely veggie burger that he could enjoy? You are in Oakland, after all.