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Ponies are horse children.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

still argue with my gf about that

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Chicago was nicknamed the Windy City due to all the "hot air" its politicians blow.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

When I was maybe 21 or 22, a friend of mine mentioned in a pub conversation that she only found as an adult that ponies aren't the children of horses, and I was like, "They aren't?!".

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponies are horse children.

I fucking love this sentence.

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

what foal doesn't know that

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

nag nag nag

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponies are horse children.

My Little Horse Child

Olivier Messiaen Control (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

"it takes you 10,000 hours of practice to learn a skill/it takes 10 years to learn a skill"

this is true! at least in the sense in that it hasn't been systematically proven false yet.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know how they decided on "10,000 hours", but I guess it's snappier than "a long period of concentrated effort".

Convenience Fish (snoball), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

thread title makes it sound like one particular ilxor is responsible for calling bs on all of these. what a servant to humanity.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Until you have a better descriptor than 'oh it just takes some time', 10k hrs/10 yrs is as good a rule of thumb as any, and even if it is mythical by some measure, it's a myth worth propagating.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Mount Everest is in England

uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

getting zinged by a 7 year-old is cute, but they can't pull Bobby Fischer-level zings till 5th grade or so, and that's assuming they've been zinging from the womb.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

skills i learned in <10 years:

walking wanking

― The Toxic C@v3nger Part IIIJJJ: The Last Temptation of Toxie (history mayne), Thursday, April 8, 2010 1:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah um don't most trade apprenticeships take 5 years or less?

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

You want your Zelda swords made by a master craftsman or some drifter straight out of forging academy who's applying to law school next semester?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

you need more practice trolling imo

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

the ponies (non-)fact has blown my mind.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

not trolling; this zelda sword i got from etsy was really cruddy.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought it was to 'become an expert' rather than to just 'learn' something

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

that's what it said in expert journalist malcolm gladwell new book

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

gladwell has certainly put in the required 10k hours to become an expert in spurious factoids.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

right -- it's expertise. still fuzzy, but in that book and others there's all sorts of surveys where they noticed that even child prodigies ended up spending about 10 years worth of time getting to jedi-level, which is a very encouraging thing -- you don't have to be 'blessed' or 'gifted'; you just have to be willing to put in the time. (which is now weirdly the opposite lesson Lucas gives with midiclorians and everything)

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

wiki:

Some characteristics of the development of an expert have been found to include:

At a minimum usually 10 years of consistent practice, sometimes more for certain fields[citation needed]

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

In fairness to Gladwell, that 10-year thing was in some of our psych texts long before he started evangelizing.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I just learned the ponies thing just now, on this very thread. In fact, I was at the Cleveland Zoo this weekend, and overheard a guy say to his wife, "Oh, there are the ponies," and I nearly said, "Oh, those aren't ponies, they're really small horses." Boy, would I have felt stupid.

Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

what do you call small horses if not ponies?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Someone who takes seven hits or more of LSD is considered "legally insane."

I don't know how much I ever really believed this, but I never really thought to research/argue it and just kind of went along with the crowd. And now that I think about it, I never really found out it wasn't true. I just stopped taking acid and realized how stupid it sounded and decided that it must be false.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought ponies were immature horses.

Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

ponies are small horses, just not baby horses.

ailsa, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, not all small horses are ponies, ponies are a variant of the horse - you can get different breeds of pony, and you can get small horses that aren't ponies. But they are small, and horses.

ailsa, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

someone please bust out a venn diagram because i thought i had this pony thing licked but now not so sure.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Licking pony things is a little weird.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

That is one chunky pony!

BTW, google charts is amazing!
http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht=v&chs=200x100&chd=t:100,30,60,100,30,50,100&chco=FF6342,ADDE63,63C6DE&chdl=horses|ponies|small

(I think it's a little off, but you can change the overlap values and sizes by renaming the image URL)

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, I didn't imagine my pony factoid would come as revelation to anyone else!

Just in case it's unclear to someone:

foal = baby horse
pony = small-sized horse breed

Thinking ponies are baby horses is kinda like thinking dwarves are baby humans.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Tuomas, please, only one mind-blowing factoid per day.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i always love it when tuomas brings content

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Tuomas PWNied us.
(sorry)

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a old old book at home entitled "PONIES and All About Them" at home that explains all of this... and more!

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

pony = generaly a horse breed under 14.2 hands

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

this is a great thread.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

^ statement of fact; not fake-fact.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

generally but not exclusively. Now I am going to stop being a pony-bore

xpost

ailsa, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

cauliflower is just broccoli that has been deprived of sun while growing

HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

broccoli is a modern cross of cauliflower and spinach, named for the james bond producer

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

One can catch a cold simply by being under-dressed in cold weather.

musicfanatic, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

^ my mutha still tries to convince me of this.

musicfanatic, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link


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