cute factoids/trivia that you used to accept as truth but (oops) later found to be 100% false and a little bonkers: post them here

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"lemmings are suicidal" - I recently had someone refuse to believe that this was not the case. BUT I SAWED IT I DID.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link

eh carrots are high in beta carotene and other antioxidants, which in the long term are good for your eyesight.

― armando white (dyao), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 1:47 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark

sure, same as drinking water is good for your skin... but they aren't the silver eyesight-impriving bullet

letz talk abt (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link

wait what, drinking water is good for your skin??

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I brought up the "no swimming after eating" myth at work and everyone around me also thought it was true. No longer!

ILXors doin' good deeds '10.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link

wait what, drinking water is good for your skin??

― armando white (dyao), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 1:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

stop drinking water and see what happens

letz talk abt (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link

so you're saying if I stop drinking water only my skin will be affected?

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a thing:

http://www.healthy-skincare.com/benefit-of-drinking-water.html

letz talk abt (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

the rule of thumb comes from men being allowed to beat their wives with an instrument as long as it was not thicker than a thumb

woe to the society that adopts the rule of neck or the rule of thigh as its wife-beating standard

broa super (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

xp lol did you actually read that site?

However, many experts are now refuting the above-mentioned benefits. Unless the individual is severely dehydrated, drinking large quantities of water will not prevent dry skin. Basically the moisture level of skin is not determined by internal factors. Instead, it is external factors such as skin cleansing, the environment, the number of oil glands, and the functioning of these oil-producing glands that determines how dry the skin is or will become. The water that is consumed internally will not reach the epidermis. In fact, the water moves through the body system rather quickly. If the skin is dry, the best solution is to treat the skin from the outside with a suitable and dry skin moisturizer or dry skin lotion. This forms an effective barrier to water loss from the skin.

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm gonna be laughin' hard when everybody comes back to this thread with vomited-in-the-pool stories.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

that's me lawyered

letz talk abt (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

where I come from it's the rule of redwood xxxp

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

but it's actually for husband beating

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Elephant and Castle comes from Infanta de Castille, Spanish princess who stayed in the area in them middle ages.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/30rtaf5.jpg

dyao, gettin ready to whip sum ass

broa super (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't have a husband :o

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

you'l;l find someone some day, don't worry. enjoy ur youth

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

eh carrots are high in beta carotene and other antioxidants, which in the long term are good for your eyesight

Carrots contain lots of beta-carotene, which the body converts into vitamin A, which is required to produce the substance required for night vision. But plenty of other foods contain vitamin A too. Blindness due to vitamin A deficiency is still a problem in developing countries, but I don't think extra carrots will make any difference to, well, anyone alive now who was ever told that carrots would help them see in the dark.

(not a nutritionist)

falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

from my understanding the area in your eyeball responsible for converting light into electrical signals contains a lot of free radicals as a byproduct of the conversion process (makes sense, as light = energy). over time these free radicals wear down the receptors in your eye, which leads to gradual blindness. so eat your vegetables, kids.

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link

n e way the carrot thing was wartime propaganda, im told by snopes

letz talk abt (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Janet Leigh wasn't in the shower scene in Psycho, it was a double (she was!)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/mar/29/psycho-body-double-marli-renfro says otherwise

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

my chemistry teacher told us that you don't grow any new brain cells but i have recently discovered that this was a lie.

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

(or at least a misconception)

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

the shower scene includes hecka shots (70?) and leigh was in some of them, maybe not all of them

letz talk abt (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

'"eskimos" have over 100 words for snow'

village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

if you could somehow collect all the gold ever mined since the beginning of time, it would form a cube 40 feet on a side

(wikipedia says the cube would be 66-½ feet on a side, but I'm still not buying it)

broa super (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

The US military take all possible actions to avoid civilian casualties

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

The way I heard it was "the cube would fit underneath the Eiffel Tower"

Convenience Fish (snoball), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd always believed the swimming after eating advice is because your body is doing more work after a meal, so you are more likely (although not that much) to get too tired to continue swimming/stay afloat, and end up drowning. This is going to be a bigger problem if you are swimming in a large body of water – like a sea or a lake – and are a long way from shore.

But I could be wrong.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought it was to stop you getting cramp and drowning.

village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Some people say that those supposed "cramps" were actually heart attacks.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

SMOKING A CIGARETTE TAKES X MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE, WHERE ( 3 < X < 15 )

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponies are horse children.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

still argue with my gf about that

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Chicago was nicknamed the Windy City due to all the "hot air" its politicians blow.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

When I was maybe 21 or 22, a friend of mine mentioned in a pub conversation that she only found as an adult that ponies aren't the children of horses, and I was like, "They aren't?!".

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponies are horse children.

I fucking love this sentence.

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

what foal doesn't know that

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

nag nag nag

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponies are horse children.

My Little Horse Child

Olivier Messiaen Control (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

"it takes you 10,000 hours of practice to learn a skill/it takes 10 years to learn a skill"

this is true! at least in the sense in that it hasn't been systematically proven false yet.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know how they decided on "10,000 hours", but I guess it's snappier than "a long period of concentrated effort".

Convenience Fish (snoball), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

thread title makes it sound like one particular ilxor is responsible for calling bs on all of these. what a servant to humanity.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Until you have a better descriptor than 'oh it just takes some time', 10k hrs/10 yrs is as good a rule of thumb as any, and even if it is mythical by some measure, it's a myth worth propagating.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Mount Everest is in England

uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

getting zinged by a 7 year-old is cute, but they can't pull Bobby Fischer-level zings till 5th grade or so, and that's assuming they've been zinging from the womb.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

skills i learned in <10 years:

walking wanking

― The Toxic C@v3nger Part IIIJJJ: The Last Temptation of Toxie (history mayne), Thursday, April 8, 2010 1:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah um don't most trade apprenticeships take 5 years or less?

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

You want your Zelda swords made by a master craftsman or some drifter straight out of forging academy who's applying to law school next semester?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Incredible.

Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Friday, 9 April 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

^ Yeah, I've read that the reason cold/flu season correlates with cold weather is because cold weather makes people stay indoors more, thereby causing one to be in contact with infected people.

I remember reading that this was once thought to be true, but nowadays scientists aren't so sure about it anymore, so there's no definite theory on the correlation between winter and flu. The idea that staying indoors more causes flu to spread during winter wouldn't make a lot of sense in an urban environment, where people spend most of their time indoors throughout the year.

Tuomas, Friday, 9 April 2010 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha barely 24 hrs ago I watched "Barry Lyndon", and when the kid tells Barry that he liked his pony just fine but what he REALLY wanted was a horse of his own, I was like "WTF, just wait for the pony to grow, you little brat!"

Half lies and gorilla dust (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

pwni3d

fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Umm..."horse throat from laughter"

Half lies and gorilla dust (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Re: the cold and cold weather thing. I always thought it was because viruses are able to survive longer in colder weather. Can't remember where I read/heard that though.

sofatruck, Friday, 9 April 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

daddy longlegs are some of the most venomous spiders in the world but their fangs aren't strong enough to pierce human skin

An urban legend states that Pholcidae are the most venomous spiders in the world, but because their fangs are unable to penetrate human skin, they are harmless to humans. However, recent research has shown that pholcid venom has a relatively weak effect on insects. In the MythBusters episode "Daddy Long-Legs" it was shown that the spider's fangs (0.25mm) could penetrate human skin (0.1mm) but that only a very mild burning feeling was felt for a few seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASwBWyUXI&feature=fvw

going non-native (dyao), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

four years pass...

"to this day, it's illegal to carve Benedict Arnold's name into stone or metal bcuz of what he did to our country" ~ my 8th grade history teacher

where did this rumor come from!? I found a couple people repeating it online:

jamisonshuck answered 7 years ago
he is known as the most infamous traitor in the history of the United States and everybody hates him. It is actually illegal to carve his name into stone or metal because he is so disgraced.

yahoo answers

What happens if you live in the US and you carve Benedict Arnold's name into wood or metal?

wiki answers

and this teacher guide:

. Although a stone memorial at Saratoga pays tribute to Benedict Arnold’s wounded leg and "the most gallant warrior in the Continental Army," a law mandates that Arnold’s name cannot be chiseled or molded into metal, therefore a lonely wooden plaque marks that the memorial is in honor of Benedict Arnold.

www.alleytheatre.org/images/alley/GENERAL TG.pdf

and this travel guide:

There is a marker in front of a patriotically decorated home behind the marker. The marker is on a metal plate embedded in stone and is very close to violating a supposed Federal Law. The law forbids the etching of Arnold's name in stone. This, of course, is due to Arnold's traitorous acts.

http://revolutionaryday.com/usroute7/castleton/default.htm

and this sermon:

After Arnold betrayed the continentals, it was determined that his name should not be engraved in stone or cast in metal because of his traitorous acts during the Revolutionary War. George Washington even decreed that his name should “never be mentioned again” in connection with our country or our military. The U.S. Congress passed a law stating that his name should never again be “chiseled or engraved” on any plaque or monument. As a matter of fact, a large monument erected at Saratoga is glaringly devoid of any mention of Arnold and his gallant efforts in the battle. Benedict Arnold was so disliked that his father and brother’s headstones were removed from their final resting places in Old Norwich Town cemetery. Every effort was made to remove his name from the face of the Earth.

http://www.sycamorechapelcoc.org/11152013.html

The bit about the headstones is apparently true, and efforts were indeed made to keep Benedict Arnold's name off of records and monuments, but I can't find any sources that substantiate the blatantly unconstitutional federal law.

to be fair, the same history teacher marked me wrong on a quiz when I answered that the state of Massachusetts was named after the Massachusett Indian tribe (she thought it was named after Chief Massasoit: I called bullshit and got the points back)

disinclination loops (unregistered), Sunday, 31 August 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

We continued our tour through the large park, stopping at various monuments including one to Ten Broeck and the Albany militia, before finally reaching what I really wanted to see ­ The Boot Monument. The Boot Monument is a marble monument to Benedict Arnold. The interesting thing about this monument is that is doesn't mention Arnold by name. There is a law in the U.S. that prohibits carving the name "Benedict Arnold" in stone or casting it in metal. So instead, there is a painted sign nearby that basically says, "that monument over there is for Benedict Arnold."

http://www.outwatersmilitia.com/news2.html

disinclination loops (unregistered), Sunday, 31 August 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

huh, I found this in a biography of Arnold published in 2001 (right around the time my teacher repeated the factoid):

In modern-day Showhagen, a papermill town in the midst of rugged terrain, there is a radical piece of historical record. The United States is almost devoid of references to Benedict Arnold by name. At one time, any such references were forbidden by law. The gravestones of the four preceeding Benedict Arnolds were destroyed two centuries ago by citizens angry at the memory of the traitor, Benedict [the fifth]. Yet in one pub in the middle of town, there is a painting celebrating the fact that Arnold had passed through.

Benedict Arnold: A Traitor in Our Midst

it doesn't provide a source for the information, nor does it get into greater detail about the supposed law. it seems like this rumor is strongly attached to tourist attractions (the pub painting, The Boot Monument, and the memorial in Saratoga) so maybe it's something tour guides repeat to gullible tourists to keep them interested. but I still wonder where the idea comes from and how long it's been around.

disinclination loops (unregistered), Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

Historical sites associated with Arnold have many monuments and markers but none have Arnold's name: Continental Congress was so disgusted by Arnold's treachery that it made it illegal to engrave his name. The law still stands.

more yahoo answers

Americans showed contempt for Arnold by trashing his family's grave stones. Washington ordered that the words never be said again. A law was passed making it illegal to have his name in rock or in metal.

American Revolution slideshow, Port Clinton (Ohio) City Schools, 2001

disinclination loops (unregistered), Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link

Banana answered 2 years ago
Yes. I've heard that it's even illegal today to name a child Benedict Arnold in the United States

yahoo answers

disinclination loops (unregistered), Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

feel like fucking Snopes here

disinclination loops (unregistered), Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

My daughter is quite a history buff, and in particular a fan of the Arnolds. [...] She tells me that there is an old Federal law which prohibits the the name of Benedict Arnold from being 'cut in stone or cast in iron'. Benedict Arnold was actually Benedict Arnold V and the graves of his father and grandfather were razed in response to this law. This is also, in part, why monuments to Arnold's victories do not bear his name. The only citation to the law she could give me was from an A & E documentary though. Perhaps someone with a legal background, or access to a legal database could check to see if this fellow is in violation of the law.
16 posted on 4/1/2004, 12:38:05 PM by cephalopod

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1109343/posts

disinclination loops (unregistered), Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

There are few names as reviled in American history as that of General Benedict Arnold. However, through much of the Revolutionary War, Arnold was considered one of the fledgling country's greatest heroes, with a number of successful campaigns against the British under his belt and the unparalleled devotion of his men to his credit. This biopic takes a look at what caused this man to betray his country in such a brazen manner that Congress ordered that his name never be carved in stone or metal.

from a review of the A&E biopic Benedict Arnold: A Question of Honor (2003)

disinclination loops (unregistered), Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

Smoking marijuana seeds will leave you sterile, unable to have children. I remember when I high school friend and I wouldn't take the time to clean the seeds out, we would both feel a little stress out after smoking.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link

did you know that we only use about 10% of our brains? makes you think, huh?

(bafflingly enough, I heard this from a philosophy professor, of all people, years after I learned what utter crock it was)

― broa super (unregistered), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 3:48 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obviousy Luc Bresson believes it or he'd have no story for Lucy.
Bet I'm not the first person to say that.

Stevolende, Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link

I think one fits here..

I read one time (I feel sure) that in rape trials, the judge is obliged to say that female defendants 'may lie'. I mentioned this many years ago here on ILX, but it seems it's complete bol.

Mark G, Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

.. The judge is obliged during summing up to the jury, to say (etc)

Mark G, Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

A law was passed making it illegal to have his name in rock or in metal.

lazy ilm zing here

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 August 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link


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