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this was the thread. actually it was december
Ken C: were you in Covent Garden today? Saturday 3rd december 2005

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 June 2006 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

haha! the airport blocks that thread because it contains the word f1571n9!!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 June 2006 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

It contains Jenny's phone number?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 June 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 June 2006 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

rum rum. and now it's boardin' time! bye!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 June 2006 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

The free internet at Hong Kong Airport is grebt.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 5 June 2006 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

i'm in an airport.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm in an airport.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), August 25th, 2005 6:04 PM. (slutsky)

almost a year to the day!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm jet-lagged and smoking a camel, not in an airport.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 15th, 2005 3:38 AM. (slutsky)

cigarette memories!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

i'm in an airport!

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Sunday, 7 January 2007 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

so far i

-took a photo of the "jetblue airways wireless hotspot free!" sign and the outlet right next to it (but my usb cable is in the bag i checked so i can't upload and be fully technonomadic) (thank god)
-drank one vitamin water ("revive")
-ate one banana

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Sunday, 7 January 2007 10:48 (seventeen years ago) link

damn, it's early for you to be in airport!

― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 7 January 2007 10:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe i bought an issue of radar once

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 7 January 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

You needed to be hip and in the know.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 January 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

jody, i am so sorry about lobster night. next time????

― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 7 January 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

can you smoke in the newark airport?

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll be in an airport a week from this morning!

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll be at the airport tomorrow. can't wait!

also, dude, try google one (1) time:

**Smoking is prohibited in all public areas inside the passenger terminals at Newark Liberty International Airport.

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

love this thread

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think DFW still has that Aqua Massager thing.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

never has the repetition of the sentence "i'm in an airport" made for so much comedy as in this thread

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

it sounds like the beginning of a monologue, like "i am sitting in a room..."

― shanghaied by the dragon lady (get bent), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

It sounds like the first line of every new screen in an text-based computer game (excuse me, "INTERACTIVE FICTION"): "You are standing in a leafy glade. To the north, a path leads into the dark interior."

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"to the south, a family in matching tracksuits, screaming at each other by the quantas ticket desk"

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

lols!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i think slocki should make a movie called i'm in an airport, loosely based on this thread
and his childhood

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to write the american version of the movie, ala the office

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chachijones.com/interviews/images/assholes.gif

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought this was the thread that started with the guy on his cell phone all stoked about oriental strippers.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that was in the sandbox

― shanghaied by the dragon lady (get bent), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to write the american version of the movie, ala the office

-- acid waffle house (wt...), January 12th, 2007 10:22 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

haha! hey did you know that the QUEBEC version of the office premiered last night? may the lord have mercy on us all.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hey man, best show on american tv. hold out hope!

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

whats that canadian show that's like the office but takes place in a newsroom?

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

degrassi junior high

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i missed the QUEBEC Office!
was it terrible?

i think the show was either
"made in canada"
or
"the newsroom"

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i only saw one episode and it revolved around the anchor guy reporting on a story in which he was being accused of some pedophile shit and he was convinced that he was guilty.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

both are horrible.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i have come to quite love the american office tho.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, both are def not any form of the office.
i love the american office, a lot
an english canadian version would be, probably not very good

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the state of 30-min comedy shows in canada hurts me

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm taking five trains tomorrow to avoid a plane.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

is the plane out to get you?

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

it will sink my street and the wood I am about to plant.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

are the trains running concurrently on five parallel tracks?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it is the british way

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm in an airport.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

so far i:

1) bought a breakfast bagel and coffee
2) watched CNN coverage of state of the union
3) fell asleep waiting for my flight to board
4) woke up about two minutes two late to still board.
5) got a boarding pass for the next flight (in two hours)
6) chugged some Air-Borne

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i just realized i'm itchy too!

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in an airport.

The ZRH terminal's color scheme is blue-grey and slate with a touch of red from the Swiss souvenir shop. I have an unconscious feeling that background music is playing somewhere but in true Enoian spirit I can't discern it. Large windows face the main runway and taxiways and there's just enough sunlight filtering through the clouds to vaguely color everything outside. With the exception of some ugly Americans (the ugliest being a loud guy in a Green Bay Packers sweatshirt who was berating a Swiss shopclerk because he couldn't take a liquid-filled snowglobe on a plane) most everyone here is pretty well dressed - businessmen taking one of the many outgoing flights to France, Germany, and Dubai.

Overall, I feel like I'm in a photo shoot for Nokia advertisments.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 5 February 2007 08:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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