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Our travel plans have bored everyone away! I blame you Dan.

i am bored and have a headache and do not want to be at work right now.

Glasgow's great, no accent worries. Just show up and have fun. Am planning on being there again next summer for a bit.

I would like a nap and also could someone please get married so that I can have a wedding to attend? THX

PS Can I come to Glasgow, too?

attending weddings is so $$$$$

i would love nap now pls too. ugh.

Yes, it is. But I have a new dress and nowhere to wear it. Marry yourselves off, stat.

haha pls to find me wealthy man, stat.

Hello ITR, I return after a vacation that turned into a hospital stay! (I'm fine, btw, just an appendicitis scare that turned out to be an unidentified but now almost gone viral thing).

Dilaudid is Fucking Sweet.

are you a wealthy man? tehresa is currently accepting applications.

attending weddings is so $$$$$

An exception to the rule (scroll down a bit)

I have $25.16 in my checking account.

Soz, tez.

aw man, it could have been so sweet.

hope you are feeling better!!!

imma go rediscover happy hour :D

imma "awww" lots over ned's friends' wedding pics. and then remind myself that i have a cold cold heart of stone that does not respond to such triggers. and watch kill bill 2.

attending weddings is so $$$$$

I have two this month :(

One is in France though so :)

Sigh. I am going to go to Northfield and try to not spend money ever again.

So, so, SO sad.

try to avoid the tornados

tornado fluffy bear

I will avoid both tornadoes and Fluffy Bear, at least for the next few days. After that, I'm making no promises.

I did promise I'd teach FB to crochet, after all.

if you have the choice, run towards the tornado

are you sure he doesn't think you are teaching him how to crotch it? you know how much trouble he has sounding out unfamiliar words

and his nigh-erotic fondness for dull large-gauge needles.

did he say "that sounds good" or "sounding good!" in response to you offer of tutelage?

WHAT THE FUCK IN MY OFFICE IS BEEPING LIKE THAT

SHUT UP PLEASE BEEP-TRON

maybe it's a poorly-designed bomb designed to be defused and distract you from your main objective.

hello itr. did i offend anyone the other night when i was v. drunk? sorry ;_;

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being v. drunk means never having to say you're sorry

Woah what you did mookie? You should come have happy hour with me. No one else is here yet so I'm nerd with phone in bar but get I am have beers and the week is over so yay!

still at work, so i guess i'm having sad hour ;_;

itr is drunkproof, we are unfazeable, unflappable and we never reproach, also we like a show.

Estela's word is truth.

I'm pretty sure FB knew what I was talking about, but maybe I should clarify, you know, just in case. xp

My exciting Friday night plans: reading my book, knitting, getting ready to start driving home...

i need a new book. i predicted the ending of that danielle steel 'novel' like 20 pages in.

we don't like a show we LOVE IT

i just found out my college mates had their baby like 20 days early via facebook's 'x# of your friends changed their profile pictures" alert.

hi itr!

She lives! Well, she was already alive.

It's a summer Saturday in America, you must celebrate with a backyard cookout or something.

of tofu marinated in.... something

pig blood

or bacon grease, your choice

John makes things the way you like them!

We're in Madison and back in a proper time zone. I could never get into my car again and be happy. But we're going to go eat some dinner, and I'll probably feel better after that.

(Cuz then we're going to go swimming, yay!)

<3 madison!

It is a nice city!

Today: drive home!!!! I am going to be happy to sleep in my own bed tonight. :)

we went to a restaurant in oakland last night where people threw their peanut shells on the floor!! it was weird.

also: sunsets in oakland are the most amazing beautiful i have ever seen. we were sitting out on this deck at the restaurant and the sun was this amazing blood red - i've never seen anything like it in my whole life.

and i ate a huge bucket of clams. they were great! and jordan was totally cool about kissing me afterwards :)