"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA
"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
hahahaafjodfasd
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!
One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.
And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
'em, 'em, 'em
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
If you want serious go to boring.com.
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.
I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!
Dizzy Budda $12.00Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'
Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
Jackass Roll $6.95
the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?
― he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!
*brain explodes*
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
It isn't?
Marinated donkey:
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
i wish there was one in my area
― harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
a donkey?
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
a tex wasabi's
― harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
The thing is, like Guy Fieri, I have a strong love of both BBQ and Sushi, so in theory this should be the perfect place for me. But clearly something went horribly wrong in the planning and execution stages of Tex Wasabi's.
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
i wanna be part of his Krew
Well, Guy Fieri's American, so if you don't like him, you don't like America.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^a one man conservative think tank
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
The Purgative Foundation.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
I don't meanTo seem like I care about culinary thingsLike balanced ingriedsI just wantFour meats and pepperjack cheeseFor my rolls
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
lol dan
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
vancouver is the fucking capital of brown rice arugula bacon mango sushi roll bullshit and i hate it because it all tastes like shit but fuck this guy has a roll with BBQ PORK AND FRENCH FRIES.
this stuff sounds great. sorry, guys.
― dylannn, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
this is unutterably repulsive
― nakhchivan, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
If you guys were stoned, you'd eat this offal.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
no
― nakhchivan, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
also offal > this
― nakhchivan, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
when i'm stoned i eat pizza or wendy's -- fuck bbq sushi
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
an insult to stoners everywhere
― kulinary gangsta (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
eating this while stoned would be an insult to the great tradition of stoned eating
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
(fwiw I don't think its any coincidence that the Bay Area has a high concentration of stoners AND a high concentration of awesome, world-renowned restaurants)
― kulinary gangsta (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
The first guy who gets stoned tonight, plz report to this thread.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
and on that note, do not go to 99schnapps.com if you don't want to be annoyed
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
rice and cheese... just... no. except paneer but god forbid this psychotic gets his hands on that
― hobbes, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
this sushi is not even real
― plax (ico), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
i've never been to a Hard Rock Cafe, but i always assumed it's basically what this dude looks like.
― circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK am having a jazz cigarette RIGHT NOW and no way would I eat this shit. My go-to is salt and chili spare ribs but made do with Napoli sausage and lentil caserole.
― show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
it's not even really stoner food, it's food that coked-out a-holes would eat if coked-out a-holes ate
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^^^^^
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 22:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
i would eat this if i were stoned, not because its appealing, but because im not really that picky, when im stoned
― max, Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
Why would you make sushi, if you're against everything that has anything to do with sushi?
― Uncontrollable Purge (S-), Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
― dylannn, Saturday, April 3, 2010 6:02 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark
cosign, sorry dudes but this is just regular american food w/ sushi rice mixed in
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Saturday, 3 April 2010 13:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
that said I voted for hidden chicken roll because then your meal becomes a game
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Saturday, 3 April 2010 13:35 (3 years ago) Permalink