worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (six years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (six years ago) Permalink

half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (six years ago) Permalink

sushi with an attitude!

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (six years ago) Permalink

gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (six years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (six years ago) Permalink

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (six years ago) Permalink

aw

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (six years ago) Permalink

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (six years ago) Permalink

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (six years ago) Permalink

i love how Ray's all into it

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (six years ago) Permalink

Vegetarian sushi is Satanic; rolls with meat are of course WRONG (and WTF with the heterosauce) but you would be foolish to think the Japanese aren't fond of getting drunk and eating many, many deep-fried things (including parts of hand rolls). The following deep-fried things normally appear in hand rolls: shrimp tempura, soft shell crab.

I am also BIG NUMBER ONE FAN of rice paper, but this is NOT the place.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (six years ago) Permalink

Red Dawn $9.00
Vodka, peach schnapps, midori, rockstar and finished with a splash of orange juice and grenadine. Sure to get your motor started.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (six years ago) Permalink

should change name to "Frosted Tips" imo.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (six years ago) Permalink

guilty sushi pleasure, when I can't afford a sashimi platter at the best local place, is a shrimp tempura/tamago roll w/ avocado and tuna on top.

I don't know if it's authentic or not (guessing the avocado is not so much) but it's fucking delicious.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:17 (six years ago) Permalink

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (six years ago) Permalink

that's what she said

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (six years ago) Permalink

rolls with meat are of course WRONG

korean gimbap often feature galbi or other beef and are good.

mizzell, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:19 (six years ago) Permalink

i hope that guy has a batcave in his mansion where he slaves away at night trying to figure out a way to get pepper jack cheese into cocktails

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:20 (six years ago) Permalink

CATERING

Party planners are raving about the unique dining experience we bring to your event. It’s like TWO caterers for the price of one with the combination of sushi AND barbeque…and almost anything else you can think of!

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (six years ago) Permalink

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (six years ago) Permalink

haha the "reviews" section of the website is actually just testimonials from regular northern californians going by their first names. and each one gets a response from "tex"

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (six years ago) Permalink

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (six years ago) Permalink

hahahaafjodfasd

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (six years ago) Permalink

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (six years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:31 (six years ago) Permalink

that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:32 (six years ago) Permalink

Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (six years ago) Permalink

This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!

One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.

And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (six years ago) Permalink

'em, 'em, 'em

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:34 (six years ago) Permalink

birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (six years ago) Permalink

If you want serious go to boring.com.

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (six years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.

I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (six years ago) Permalink

Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (six years ago) Permalink

regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (six years ago) Permalink

I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (six years ago) Permalink

Jackass Roll $6.95

the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (six years ago) Permalink

Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (six years ago) Permalink

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!

*brain explodes*

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (six years ago) Permalink

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (six years ago) Permalink

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

It isn't?

Marinated donkey:

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (six years ago) Permalink

i wish there was one in my area

harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:40 (six years ago) Permalink

a tex wasabi's

harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:43 (six years ago) Permalink

The thing is, like Guy Fieri, I have a strong love of both BBQ and Sushi, so in theory this should be the perfect place for me. But clearly something went horribly wrong in the planning and execution stages of Tex Wasabi's.

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:43 (six years ago) Permalink

i wanna be part of his Krew

harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:43 (six years ago) Permalink

Well, Guy Fieri's American, so if you don't like him, you don't like America.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:44 (six years ago) Permalink

^^^a one man conservative think tank

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:44 (six years ago) Permalink

The Purgative Foundation.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:45 (six years ago) Permalink

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DJP, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:26 (three months ago) Permalink

Cool, I've always wondered what would happen if Guy sprayed his donkey sauce all over a weird rubber mask.

I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:35 (three months ago) Permalink

Perhaps if the source of sexual arrousal is so specific these folks won't reproduce? Assuming there's a genetic preference for bleached goatees...

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 14:18 (three months ago) Permalink

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:43 (three months ago) Permalink

lock thread

pratt truss it (dan m), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:03 (three months ago) Permalink

speechless

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 20:24 (three months ago) Permalink

holeeeey sheeeiiitt

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 02:38 (three months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/attractions/the-daily-disney/os-revamped-planet-hollywood-will-include-guy-fieri-burger-menu-upgraded-visuals-20160818-story.html

“People enjoy his twists on food and his attitude, as opposed to stuffy chefs,” Earl said.

maura, Saturday, 20 August 2016 02:34 (one month ago) Permalink

my friend is going to the Epcot Food &a Wine festival and has invited me. It''s kind of expensive by it might be the weekend Wang Chung is playing or something?

possible Fieri content in Disney not a selling point

mh, Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:16 (one month ago) Permalink

And Fieri could be hiding in any one of those character costumes, waiting to jump out try to do a 'cool' complicated handshake with you.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 20 August 2016 15:46 (one month ago) Permalink

I was researching the charming tropical fish called the cowfish when this popped up.

Burgushi

The Cowfish introduces a unique fusion of burgers and sushi!

https://www.thecowfish.com/locations/?l=1&c=4

mick signals, Monday, 29 August 2016 00:56 (one month ago) Permalink

This place exists here. Not as offensive though

https://www.facebook.com/SushiBurgerMelbourne/

écorché (S-), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 03:53 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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