I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
"california style sushi"
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
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― goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
fuckin' america.
― circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
sushi with an attitude!
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
RIP Chaki:
http://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/03/welcome-to-my-nightmare-went-to-guy.html
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
aw
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
i love how Ray's all into it
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Vegetarian sushi is Satanic; rolls with meat are of course WRONG (and WTF with the heterosauce) but you would be foolish to think the Japanese aren't fond of getting drunk and eating many, many deep-fried things (including parts of hand rolls). The following deep-fried things normally appear in hand rolls: shrimp tempura, soft shell crab.
I am also BIG NUMBER ONE FAN of rice paper, but this is NOT the place.
― show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Red Dawn $9.00Vodka, peach schnapps, midori, rockstar and finished with a splash of orange juice and grenadine. Sure to get your motor started.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
should change name to "Frosted Tips" imo.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
guilty sushi pleasure, when I can't afford a sashimi platter at the best local place, is a shrimp tempura/tamago roll w/ avocado and tuna on top.
I don't know if it's authentic or not (guessing the avocado is not so much) but it's fucking delicious.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dizzy Budda $12.00Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.
jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
that's what she said
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
rolls with meat are of course WRONG
korean gimbap often feature galbi or other beef and are good.
― mizzell, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
i hope that guy has a batcave in his mansion where he slaves away at night trying to figure out a way to get pepper jack cheese into cocktails
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
CATERING
Party planners are raving about the unique dining experience we bring to your event. It’s like TWO caterers for the price of one with the combination of sushi AND barbeque…and almost anything else you can think of!
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
haha the "reviews" section of the website is actually just testimonials from regular northern californians going by their first names. and each one gets a response from "tex"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA
"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex
hahahaafjodfasd
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!
One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.
And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
'em, 'em, 'em
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
If you want serious go to boring.com.
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.
I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!
Dizzy Budda $12.00Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'
Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
Jackass Roll $6.95
the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?
― he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!
*brain explodes*
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
It isn't?
Marinated donkey:
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
i wish there was one in my area
― harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
They have the beer bread and one other at my local 99 Cents Only store and I've been tempted to try it, but based on those Amazon reviews I think I'll continue to avoid. And those prices are ridiculous.
― nickn, Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:55 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
Reviews on this are worthwhile.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:02 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
Larry should have his name taken off the box.
― fucking Telstra (silby), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:05 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
I secretly had hopes it would be tasty, or at least palatable. Unfortunately, Larry the Cable Guy bacon macaroni tastes just how you would expect Larry the Cable Guy endorsed bacon macaroni to taste, like chode.
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:58 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
They have the beer bread and one other at my local 99 Cents Only store
― brimstead, Sunday, 21 April 2013 04:02 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
Except the beer bread mix is listed on Amazon, and at $10. You could buy two loaves of really good bread for that!
― nickn, Sunday, 21 April 2013 04:53 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
you could bake like six loaves of really good bread for half that.
― fucking Telstra (silby), Sunday, 21 April 2013 04:54 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
you could have ten dollars for that
― trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Sunday, 21 April 2013 13:12 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
You gotta try it!
― H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:39 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
Eating in the times sq restaurant today
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
!!!!
report back
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:02 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Take pictures!
― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
liveblog if possible
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:05 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
VLOG IT
Well this place isn't gonna last very long
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
hahaha
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
The damning truth.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:03 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
The donkey sauce is pretty good though
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
They get it from locally sourced donkeys
― Moodles, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:46 (2 weeks ago) Permalink