worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

now add cream cheese to that

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

"california style sushi"

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

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goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

fuckin' america.

circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

sushi with an attitude!

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

aw

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

i love how Ray's all into it

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Vegetarian sushi is Satanic; rolls with meat are of course WRONG (and WTF with the heterosauce) but you would be foolish to think the Japanese aren't fond of getting drunk and eating many, many deep-fried things (including parts of hand rolls). The following deep-fried things normally appear in hand rolls: shrimp tempura, soft shell crab.

I am also BIG NUMBER ONE FAN of rice paper, but this is NOT the place.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Red Dawn $9.00
Vodka, peach schnapps, midori, rockstar and finished with a splash of orange juice and grenadine. Sure to get your motor started.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

should change name to "Frosted Tips" imo.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

guilty sushi pleasure, when I can't afford a sashimi platter at the best local place, is a shrimp tempura/tamago roll w/ avocado and tuna on top.

I don't know if it's authentic or not (guessing the avocado is not so much) but it's fucking delicious.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

that's what she said

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

rolls with meat are of course WRONG

korean gimbap often feature galbi or other beef and are good.

mizzell, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

i hope that guy has a batcave in his mansion where he slaves away at night trying to figure out a way to get pepper jack cheese into cocktails

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

CATERING

Party planners are raving about the unique dining experience we bring to your event. It’s like TWO caterers for the price of one with the combination of sushi AND barbeque…and almost anything else you can think of!

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha the "reviews" section of the website is actually just testimonials from regular northern californians going by their first names. and each one gets a response from "tex"

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahahaafjodfasd

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!

One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.

And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

'em, 'em, 'em

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

If you want serious go to boring.com.

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.

I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

Jackass Roll $6.95

the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!

*brain explodes*

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

It isn't?

Marinated donkey:

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

his Vegas restaurant is hot garbage

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

Do tell.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 03:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

Love how that Baltimore menu has all these Fieri Fiasco descriptions apart from Maryland Crab Soup.

and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 07:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

I think he's saving that for future iterations of the menu, when he'll introduce "Cap'n Guy's Wasabi and Donkey Sauce Chipotle Cream of Crab Soup".

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 08:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

Guy-Crab Dippers

abcfsk, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 09:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

Complete with Guy's own Old Guy spice mixture.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 09:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

BRUTHA’S BADASS
CAES-UH SALAD

flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

Honestly kind of surprised there isn't a dish called "Hot Garbage."

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

his Vegas restaurant is hot garbage

Details!!!

carl agatha, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 12:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

oh damn there is a mayor of flavortown, and he has a burger named after him. is guy the self proclaimed mayor? or does he just promote tourism?

Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

my story of eating at Guy Fieri's Vegas restaurant:

I flew into town to meet up with a college friend who was throwing an extended weekend birthday party in honor of his 40th birthday. There were few scheduled activities and nothing specific on Friday night, which was when most ppl were coming in, so that folks could explore whatever parts of Vegas appealed the most to them. I mentioned that I was fine with going with the flow but that I really wanted to do drinks and appetizers at Fieri's trainwreck restaurant. Of course, these are MY friends, so eyes light up and it immediately becomes AN EVENT that we are literally waiting for people to fly in for so that we can torture as many ppl as possible.

All of the mixed drinks are available in scorpion-bowl size; if you order one, you get a free t-shirt. I ordered some drink that I don't remember the name of but had an impressively disgusting array of mismatched booze in it and "BBQ bitters". What we ended up with was a giant pina colada.

We ordered the truffle fries, expecting to die from truffle overload. They were actually really, really good! In fact, they were the only good thing about the evening and even there, it was a good thing we were sharing them among 5 people because if one person had tried to eat them, vomiting would have occurred.

I ordered the Won-Tacos. These were tuna sashimi in a crispy wonton wrapper shaped like a taco shell. They were disconcertingly sweet. I ate half of them because I was starving.

Another person ordered the carnitas tacos, took one bite, and declared that they were possibly the worst thing he'd ever tasted.

The birthday boy ordered a hamburger with macaroni and cheese on it. It was absurd to look at and apparently tasted like cardboard.

Some other food was ordered and it was also bad.

At the end of the meal, the dude who'd ordered the carnitas tacos told our server that we were heading over to Chili's for some real food. (We were not.)

The really disappointing thing was, aside from the carnitas, nothing was OMG TOTAL TRAINWRECK bad. Only the truffle fries were any good, but everything else was wholly unremarkable, mediocre-to-bad food that had the OVER THE TOP! thing as the only things that made it distinctive from any other below-average meal you've eaten at a bad chain restaurant. Also, the fucking t-shirt is in black and white and WAY too tasteful to be associated with Guy Fieri. Remind me to post pictures of it; the tried-but-ended-up-boring nature of it perfectly encapsulates the food I tasted.

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

Another Vegas success story.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

the dude who'd ordered the carnitas tacos told our server that we were heading over to Chili's for some real food. (We were not.)

cruel lolz

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah that must be a tough job

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

Are Guy's places really worse than Chilis or Applebees or TGIF? I haven't eaten at any of them for decades, bar a night in a Mexican airport where we dined at a Chilis for the wi-fi access, but these place all seem to suffer more from an abundance of mediocrity (and sodium) than from utter inedibility. I'm considering heading with friends to Benihana, for example, but I really don't expect much better than Guy's House of Horrors.

Anyway, Fieri's motto should be "The Flair Is In The Food!" That one's on me, Guy.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

The most disturbing thing about the BRUTHA'S BADASS CAES-UH SALAD is that it is served in a single "Mega-Crouton".

Tomás Piñon (Ryan), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

this sounds like Cheesecake Factory makes better food.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

so much beauty

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