i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food
now add cream cheese to that
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
"california style sushi"
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
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― goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
fuckin' america.
― circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
sushi with an attitude!
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
RIP Chaki:
http://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/03/welcome-to-my-nightmare-went-to-guy.html
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
aw
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
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― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
i love how Ray's all into it
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Vegetarian sushi is Satanic; rolls with meat are of course WRONG (and WTF with the heterosauce) but you would be foolish to think the Japanese aren't fond of getting drunk and eating many, many deep-fried things (including parts of hand rolls). The following deep-fried things normally appear in hand rolls: shrimp tempura, soft shell crab.
I am also BIG NUMBER ONE FAN of rice paper, but this is NOT the place.
― show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Red Dawn $9.00Vodka, peach schnapps, midori, rockstar and finished with a splash of orange juice and grenadine. Sure to get your motor started.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
should change name to "Frosted Tips" imo.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
guilty sushi pleasure, when I can't afford a sashimi platter at the best local place, is a shrimp tempura/tamago roll w/ avocado and tuna on top.
I don't know if it's authentic or not (guessing the avocado is not so much) but it's fucking delicious.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dizzy Budda $12.00Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.
jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
that's what she said
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
rolls with meat are of course WRONG
korean gimbap often feature galbi or other beef and are good.
― mizzell, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
i hope that guy has a batcave in his mansion where he slaves away at night trying to figure out a way to get pepper jack cheese into cocktails
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
CATERING
Party planners are raving about the unique dining experience we bring to your event. It’s like TWO caterers for the price of one with the combination of sushi AND barbeque…and almost anything else you can think of!
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
haha the "reviews" section of the website is actually just testimonials from regular northern californians going by their first names. and each one gets a response from "tex"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA
"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex
hahahaafjodfasd
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!
One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.
And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
'em, 'em, 'em
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
If you want serious go to boring.com.
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.
I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!
Dizzy Budda $12.00Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'
Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
Jackass Roll $6.95
the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?
― he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!
*brain explodes*
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
It isn't?
Marinated donkey:
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
liveblog if possible
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
VLOG IT
Well this place isn't gonna last very long
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:58 (1 month ago) Permalink
hahaha
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:58 (1 month ago) Permalink
The damning truth.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
The donkey sauce is pretty good though
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:43 (1 month ago) Permalink
They get it from locally sourced donkeys
― Moodles, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
The resemblance is uncanny.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:02 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
BABY guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:05 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
Things you don't want to see in a kitchen? Things you would only hear about on the internet? Things that fill you with sadness?PASS PASS PASS
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:39 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
http://www.foodnetworkstore.com/cookware-guy-fieri/talent/4294879146-1949
― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:52 (Yesterday) Permalink
cookin' itlivin' itlovin' it
BA DA BA BA BA BA
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:04 (Yesterday) Permalink
For the love of...
I think I'm more irritated by the cookware that doesn't have stupid designs on it because what is it about a Guy Fieri brand Porcelain Enameled Cast Iron Round Dutch Oven (3.5-qt.) that is any better than a Lodge, for example, aside from the fact that the color is listed as "hot rod red"? It's like, hmmmmm I would like a new set of stainless steel cookware so I can trot down to Bed Bath & Beyond and pick up a set from Calphalon's discount line or wait no I will mail order the same thing from the Food Network and pay shipping because it is Guy Fieri brand and I do love donkey sauce.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:25 (Yesterday) Permalink
What I'm saying is that at least the nonstick pans have something about them that sets them apart. It is a hideous thing, granted, and I wouldn't have it in my house but different strokes.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:27 (Yesterday) Permalink
unless you are studiously scrubbing the bottom of your frying pan clean every time you use it, that shits gonna get scorched and gunged up and, well, it's gonna kinda get trashed if you actually bought the frying pan to USE it
idk as a frequent frypan user this seems really stupid to me
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:58 (Yesterday) Permalink
xxpost to carl -- on the other hand, the good thing about celebrity cookware is that it almost always ends up in the closeout stores for less than name brand stuff, so if you are desperate for new cookware you can get some pretty wellmade stuff for cheap
Tuesday Morning has the Isaac Mizrahi line for closeout prices ATM except it's all fucking PINKPINK
wtf isaac seriously
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:00 (Yesterday) Permalink
Good points about the cruddy bottom and the closeout prices.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:19 (Yesterday) Permalink