worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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SURFS UP FAGS!!!

goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

now add cream cheese to that

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

"california style sushi"

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

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goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

fuckin' america.

circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

sushi with an attitude!

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

aw

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

i love how Ray's all into it

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

Vegetarian sushi is Satanic; rolls with meat are of course WRONG (and WTF with the heterosauce) but you would be foolish to think the Japanese aren't fond of getting drunk and eating many, many deep-fried things (including parts of hand rolls). The following deep-fried things normally appear in hand rolls: shrimp tempura, soft shell crab.

I am also BIG NUMBER ONE FAN of rice paper, but this is NOT the place.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

Red Dawn $9.00
Vodka, peach schnapps, midori, rockstar and finished with a splash of orange juice and grenadine. Sure to get your motor started.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

should change name to "Frosted Tips" imo.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

guilty sushi pleasure, when I can't afford a sashimi platter at the best local place, is a shrimp tempura/tamago roll w/ avocado and tuna on top.

I don't know if it's authentic or not (guessing the avocado is not so much) but it's fucking delicious.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

that's what she said

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

rolls with meat are of course WRONG

korean gimbap often feature galbi or other beef and are good.

mizzell, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

i hope that guy has a batcave in his mansion where he slaves away at night trying to figure out a way to get pepper jack cheese into cocktails

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

CATERING

Party planners are raving about the unique dining experience we bring to your event. It’s like TWO caterers for the price of one with the combination of sushi AND barbeque…and almost anything else you can think of!

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha the "reviews" section of the website is actually just testimonials from regular northern californians going by their first names. and each one gets a response from "tex"

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahahaafjodfasd

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!

One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.

And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

'em, 'em, 'em

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

If you want serious go to boring.com.

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.

I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Jackass Roll $6.95

the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!

*brain explodes*

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

I feel like the murder attempt is the most important part of that case

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:33 (3 months ago) Permalink

Fieri looks like Judd Nelson in that sketch. Also, I kinda want to make that my Twitter avatar.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:37 (3 months ago) Permalink

I could murder an Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger right now.

how's life, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

someone who decided his life was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto stole Guy Fieri's car

somehow this makes sense

mh, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

https://twitter.com/bananalise/status/576119100155523072

goole, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:48 (2 months ago) Permalink

, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

Not covered in diarrhea = fake

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:58 (2 months ago) Permalink

:O

, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 11:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

are those tiles?

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

oic

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

That's very weird.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

i've seen roughage

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Guy Fieri is currently filming at a place two blocks away from a friend's house in Minneapolis, she is ignoring my pleas on facebook to dress her blonde 4 year old like him and go for a photo op. This image did nothing to change her mind:


joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:00 (1 week ago) Permalink

a friend saw his car in front of a restaurant in Fort Collins, Colorado, and I offered her $20 to poop in it

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:09 (1 week ago) Permalink

wait where is he filming in mpls?

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:11 (1 week ago) Permalink

Northbound Smokehouse on 38th

joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:14 (1 week ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri's Colorado Smokin' Poop Cars - $20

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:24 (1 week ago) Permalink

That photo is insane. Guy is your Overlord.

calstars, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:40 (1 week ago) Permalink

Rip northbound

dan m, Saturday, 16 May 2015 02:24 (1 week ago) Permalink

there's an ok-not-great place in new orleans called katie's that was on the fieri show a couple years ago, now on the menu there are little icons next to guy-approved dishes

adam, Saturday, 16 May 2015 03:09 (1 week ago) Permalink


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