jesus christ
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
where is the "fuck you, guy fieri" poll option
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
and for dessert...http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/03/peeps-recipes-how-to-make-peepshi-sushi-rice-krispies-treats-easter.html
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
i didn't notice the name of the only one that looked remotely palatable--oh lol it's the "earthy crunchy" roll
Big Bird On Fire couldn't be worse if it actually was Big Bird, on fire
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
i voted for NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 tbh -- turkey, pepper jack cheese AND SUSHI RICE
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
o jesus
― just sayin, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
voted hidden chicken cause i don't dig orange w/savory dishes, but am starving and would gobble up all the other ones and then scream. I might have the order of that reversed.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
*BARFS*
― robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
Kamikaze Kowboy Roll
semi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
i love how this sentence loses absolutely none of its meaning if you write it like this
We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "gay raw fish and seaweed, which is what fags eat"
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
hey guys i'm going to post the names of some other items at this establishment
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
Koi Fish Tacos – (just kidding!) $6.95
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
hahaha
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places? "oh this is just too healthy, americans won't eat it. deep fry some shit quick"??
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
Eddie’s Mommy (Eda-Mame) $4.25
Tootsie Roll $9.95A tempura battered roll with smoked salmon, cream cheese, togarashi (chili powder), green onion, & eel sauce drizzled over the top.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places?
????
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
never seen tempura in a sushi roll
Jumpin’ Jack Fish Roll $11.95w/ cream cheese, pepper jack cheese, jalapeño, togarashi, green onion, hamachi, and eel sauce.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
jesus fucking christ
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food
NEW! Wonton Wonderland $6.253 flash fried wontons, dredged in cinnamon sugar, with vanilla ice cream between layers. Topped with raspberry, white chocolate, chocolate and caramel sauces finished with whipped cream and dusted with powdered sugar.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
SURFS UP FAGS!!!
― goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
now add cream cheese to that
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
"california style sushi"
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
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― goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
fuckin' america.
― circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
sushi with an attitude!
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
RIP Chaki:
http://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/03/welcome-to-my-nightmare-went-to-guy.html
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
aw
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
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― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
i love how Ray's all into it
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Vegetarian sushi is Satanic; rolls with meat are of course WRONG (and WTF with the heterosauce) but you would be foolish to think the Japanese aren't fond of getting drunk and eating many, many deep-fried things (including parts of hand rolls). The following deep-fried things normally appear in hand rolls: shrimp tempura, soft shell crab.
I am also BIG NUMBER ONE FAN of rice paper, but this is NOT the place.
― show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Red Dawn $9.00Vodka, peach schnapps, midori, rockstar and finished with a splash of orange juice and grenadine. Sure to get your motor started.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
should change name to "Frosted Tips" imo.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
guilty sushi pleasure, when I can't afford a sashimi platter at the best local place, is a shrimp tempura/tamago roll w/ avocado and tuna on top.
I don't know if it's authentic or not (guessing the avocado is not so much) but it's fucking delicious.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dizzy Budda $12.00Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.
jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
that's what she said
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
I have had less terrifying experiences with endless porn popups in a work environment. Jesus.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 05:56 (3 months ago) Permalink
http://www.happyplace.com/22619/hipsters-freak-out-over-fake-guy-fieri-restaurant-in-brooklyn
― his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:55 (2 months ago) Permalink
both guy fieri and williamsburg hipsters are preferable to whichever douchebag wrote that story
― The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:03 (2 months ago) Permalink
man on the street gag has always been useless and stupid
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:36 (2 months ago) Permalink
not ALWAYShttp://www.coyleandsharpe.com/
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:41 (2 months ago) Permalink
maniacs in a living hell is a long time fave.
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:42 (2 months ago) Permalink
if you are unfamiliar: http://www.podcast.com/Comedy/I-151868.htm
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:45 (2 months ago) Permalink
I totally stand behind Coyle and Sharpe. I have some of their stuff.
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:57 (2 months ago) Permalink
But they're not doing the group x is stupid because y thing. They're more high-concept prank and performance and lols that are levels above this Jay Leno crap.
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:00 (2 months ago) Permalink
oh for sure.maniacs in a living hell is a thinly veiled commentary on the difficulty of being black in america imo
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:08 (2 months ago) Permalink
http://www.amazon.com/Larry-Cable-Guy-Deluxe-Cheese/dp/B0074AGRDS
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:47 (1 month ago) Permalink
good thing it's eligible for free shipping
― fucking Telstra (silby), Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:54 (1 month ago) Permalink
They have the beer bread and one other at my local 99 Cents Only store and I've been tempted to try it, but based on those Amazon reviews I think I'll continue to avoid. And those prices are ridiculous.
― nickn, Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:55 (1 month ago) Permalink
Reviews on this are worthwhile.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:02 (1 month ago) Permalink
Larry should have his name taken off the box.
― fucking Telstra (silby), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
I secretly had hopes it would be tasty, or at least palatable. Unfortunately, Larry the Cable Guy bacon macaroni tastes just how you would expect Larry the Cable Guy endorsed bacon macaroni to taste, like chode.
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:58 (1 month ago) Permalink
They have the beer bread and one other at my local 99 Cents Only store
― brimstead, Sunday, 21 April 2013 04:02 (1 month ago) Permalink
Except the beer bread mix is listed on Amazon, and at $10. You could buy two loaves of really good bread for that!
― nickn, Sunday, 21 April 2013 04:53 (1 month ago) Permalink
you could bake like six loaves of really good bread for half that.
― fucking Telstra (silby), Sunday, 21 April 2013 04:54 (1 month ago) Permalink
you could have ten dollars for that
― trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Sunday, 21 April 2013 13:12 (1 month ago) Permalink
You gotta try it!
― H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:39 (1 month ago) Permalink
Eating in the times sq restaurant today
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:59 (1 month ago) Permalink
!!!!
report back
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:02 (1 month ago) Permalink
Take pictures!
― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:04 (1 month ago) Permalink
liveblog if possible
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
VLOG IT
Well this place isn't gonna last very long
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:58 (1 month ago) Permalink
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:58 (1 month ago) Permalink
The damning truth.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
The donkey sauce is pretty good though
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:43 (1 month ago) Permalink
They get it from locally sourced donkeys
― Moodles, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
The resemblance is uncanny.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:02 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
BABY guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:05 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
Things you don't want to see in a kitchen? Things you would only hear about on the internet? Things that fill you with sadness?PASS PASS PASS
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:39 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
http://www.foodnetworkstore.com/cookware-guy-fieri/talent/4294879146-1949
― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:52 (Yesterday) Permalink
cookin' itlivin' itlovin' it
BA DA BA BA BA BA
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:04 (Yesterday) Permalink
For the love of...
I think I'm more irritated by the cookware that doesn't have stupid designs on it because what is it about a Guy Fieri brand Porcelain Enameled Cast Iron Round Dutch Oven (3.5-qt.) that is any better than a Lodge, for example, aside from the fact that the color is listed as "hot rod red"? It's like, hmmmmm I would like a new set of stainless steel cookware so I can trot down to Bed Bath & Beyond and pick up a set from Calphalon's discount line or wait no I will mail order the same thing from the Food Network and pay shipping because it is Guy Fieri brand and I do love donkey sauce.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:25 (Yesterday) Permalink
What I'm saying is that at least the nonstick pans have something about them that sets them apart. It is a hideous thing, granted, and I wouldn't have it in my house but different strokes.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:27 (Yesterday) Permalink
unless you are studiously scrubbing the bottom of your frying pan clean every time you use it, that shits gonna get scorched and gunged up and, well, it's gonna kinda get trashed if you actually bought the frying pan to USE it
idk as a frequent frypan user this seems really stupid to me
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:58 (Yesterday) Permalink
xxpost to carl -- on the other hand, the good thing about celebrity cookware is that it almost always ends up in the closeout stores for less than name brand stuff, so if you are desperate for new cookware you can get some pretty wellmade stuff for cheap
Tuesday Morning has the Isaac Mizrahi line for closeout prices ATM except it's all fucking PINKPINK
wtf isaac seriously
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:00 (Yesterday) Permalink
Good points about the cruddy bottom and the closeout prices.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:19 (Yesterday) Permalink