RIP Justin Bieber

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guys... justin bieber isnt dead

denial isn't just a river in Egypt max

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I heard he's still alive in the sideways timeline.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

What a disaster for boy lesbians.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Day of mourning declared here in Canada

Half lies and gorilla dust (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

― max, Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:14 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he will live on, rip

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

rip max

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i heard about him this morning on FB

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't know he lived a dual life as Justin Bieber, though

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

bowling balls can be dangerous.

so sad :(

hey it's (jel --), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I won't even say RIP. I'm not gonna miss that little singing foetus.

RubyNoir, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

He was the best part of the first verse of We Are the World 2010. RIP.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i wish no harm to justin bieber, only harm to his career.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.

i'm 84 cars seesawing with demi moore (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

saw this guy on silent library the other weekend, thought it was just one of the annoying younger brothers of asher roth's friends or something, he had a cast on and reminded me of myself at that age i.e. an unscrupulous attention whore who deserved to basically die

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

idg this thread

alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.

i'm sure he'd make a fine jingle-singer, or rodeo-clown.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI

Melvin van Osterlow, Jr. (res), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/2zivss7.jpg

i had this exact exchange with my sister yesterday, only instead of racing to witch mountain we were at wet seal.

the international mooncake trade (reddening), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

my kid - 14 y.o. music geek - calls him Justin Beaver. "Hey dad (giggles) you know what beaver means, right? Justin Vagina..."

are we human or are we dancer (m coleman), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

rumour has it hes david 'bud bundy' faustino's illegitimate son

Michael B, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP Justin!! It was too soon! ;_;
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ty69lPvKG-w/SbV-HGK7lLI/AAAAAAAAAHI/aZ5xEsWpFJQ/s320/suzannaanna,+It

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

justin u had so much left to say :(((. there's one more angel in heaven, there's one more star in the sky....justin the things that u stood for, its tuff but were gonna get by

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

were u there when they crucified my bieber

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Bieber? I don't even know her!

sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

convo between my 8yo son & his mother

mom, is justin bieber a real person?
yes, why?
because he looks like a moron.

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201037//293.bieber.justin.people.lc.040710.jpg

This picture is terrifying.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link

snorg boy

susan lucci mane (m bison), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

what's wrong with his teeth?

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 April 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

his teen mom used to do horse shows 2 support them

susan lucci mane (m bison), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

if u can't laugh at yourself u ain't havin fun

RIP bieber wish u lived 2 see the dawn

da croupier, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

crazy as heck

max, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe it's best that he's gone, since he was leading so many young girls astray

fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

farewell john forsythe

aarrissi-a-roni, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I never got to see his forehead.

bamcquern, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Blinded by gums

Tesla, the Electric Jesus (KMS), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4

taylory dayne (goole), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

little canadian fucker is fronting so hard with that "we don't say that in america" bullshit

do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

because I thought this interviewer in NZ said "Jewman" instead of "German" people think I dont know what German is? http://huff.to/9Qs2OG 11:16 PM May 4th via web

(latebloomer) (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Except he also showed him the written word, so that excuse doesn't cut i.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

cut "it".

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't fathom not knowing what "german" means. what a moron.

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

he actually tweeted that he thought the dude said "Jewman"??

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

the way the host asked the question is confusing. beiber didn't hear it correctly the first time -- neither did i. the question, i think, is whether his surname (beiber) is the german word for basketball. when beiber asked for clarification, the host just said "is german for basketball?," which is meaningless without the beginning of the question being repeated, as well.

JUSTIN BEIBER WAS SET UP TO LOOK FOOLISH IN THAT VIDEO CLIP AND JUSTIN BEIBER IS NO FOOL.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

thank goodness justin beiber isn't as shallow and emptyheaded as mia.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

BIEBER. i before e. the [could have someday been a] man is dead, show him some respect

Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, sorry about that. i hate that kid. tragic loss, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

ach du bieber

do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

That is so sweet when Justin say 1 -10 in german. xD

conrad, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

is it just me or is he kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old?

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

yes it is just you that is kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old

conrad, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

can't believe this wee guy died

RIP

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

RIP Justin Penis

a (waterface), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

He just kept feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it.

Spottie, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

It doesn't look like he's gonna stop!

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

died of excess dick. & at such a young age too

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

I can always count on ilx to keep me informed about what's happening in the world.

Aimless, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

penises. penises are happening.

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...
three years pass...

Fuck. RIP Bieb. Each time u die I live a little more inside

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

thoughts and prayers up to justin, freshly diagnosed with lyme disease - stay strong big man

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:15 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkrNKMVXHc

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 9 January 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

RIP lil rubik's cube solver. I'll never be able to touch one again.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, May 16, 2010 4:40 AM bookmarkflaglink

why what happened

― conrad, Sunday, May 16, 2010 9:42 AM bookmarkflaglink

Fetchboy's hands fell off.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, May 16, 2010 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

RIP. died a third time. Sad.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Truly he lived his life like an asshole in the wind.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link

Farewell sweet Prince, may flights of tattooed angels song thee to thy rest.

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link

I get my caskets from Transylvania

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:39 (one year ago) link

NYPost: BABY, BABY, BABY, OUCH!

frogbs, Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:55 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

so sorry to hear you died yet again. no matter how many times you die I'll always remember Paris

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:32 (three months ago) link

It is my understanding that Justin Bieber has died so many times that he got a "R.I.P. Justin Bieber" tattoo to commemorate his most recent death. It had to be inked on the top of his left foot, as both soles were taken.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:38 (three months ago) link

He’s with Anne Frank now

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 12 January 2024 04:21 (three months ago) link


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