Food in whose name the worst atrocities have been committed

cheese in a can: don't they use Cheez Whiz on cheese steaks in Philly, like as the "preferred" cheese? looking for enlightenment here if this is incorrect

that doesn't make it right!

btw you lose 5 IQ pts every time you type the words "Cheez Whiz"

it is certainly not right!

there's nothing wrong with using cans to preserve foodstuffs. propelling said foodstuff from the can through a nozzle is a different matter - one both disgusting and savage.

bipartisan agreement que, we're a shining example to all of the political spectrum.

not cooking a steak until the steak is cooked is an atrocity imo.

i am aware this may not be a universally held belief

wondering if some enterprising kid has ever figured out how to get high off spray cheese

shaking my fist at you xpost

'cheesing' what an interesting concept

btw, courtesy of a visit to a gf that was craving mexican food due to studying abroad in a tiny town, i have had the worst tacos in the world, and they live in Dublin.

tbh there is enough terrible cheese here that doesn't come in a can.

also, bread.

lol:

Is there any way that spray cheese can get you high?

not cooking a steak until the steak is (over-) cooked is an atrocity imo.

"Irish Taco" sounds like a euphemism

Mmm, corned beef taco!

Easy Cheese + Chicken in a Biskit = family Christmas tradition

This is fast becoming the go-to thread for Disgusting Savages

The bastardization of sushi is way worse than tacos, maybe as bad as pizza imo.

have not had british "pizza" tho so the jury is still out here.

chickn in a biskit is fucking awesome

hey this isn't about how badly the irish do foreign and fantastical cuisine you nation of cheesecanning steakruining savages.

Irish food is also pretty bastardized. How often do the Irishes in Ireland eat corned beef and other deli food?

i cant even describe that taco, there was no effort to make it not a taco, it was just as if every spice and technique and ingredient was chosen by someone that had heard of a taco and was working it out as they went along

notable decisions made would be the use of cream cheese. also ketchup.

mac n' cheese is similar to pizza in varying from sometimes being the greatest/worst thing ever

also i am not trying to demean irisher cuisine, i am just having some sort of PTSD moment here ok

English food > Irish food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scottish food

corned beef is not a 'thing' in ireland, tbh. i mean it exists, but in the same way that other food we don't eat all that much exists.

Irish Food>>>>> english food

like our actors, the english just steal our best food and call it english. english food = eels n shit.

welcome to Eels N' Shit, can I take your order

The bastardization of sushi is way worse than tacos, maybe as bad as pizza imo.

See, I can stomach most bad sushi as long as there's nori/soy/wasabi. I remember getting 7-11 sushi late at night in Tokyo that was pretty dire, objectively, but a little ginger and (as long as it wasn't fake fish) some rice/protein wasn't the worst drunk food I could have gotten at 4 AM. /ds-gaijin

Also, I think pizza is kind of a portmanteau concept since there's flatbread all over the place, Comparing, say, crudo and sushi wouldn't be out of line but it has to be done w/a fair sense of what each tradition brings and expects.

i'm sorry we're out of the eel pie

English food > Irish food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scottish food

Fair enough, apart from salmon, venison and grouse. Irish have the best bread, though.

the best basic bacon/eggs/toast breakfast i have ever had in my life was in ireland, so for that i thank you all.

xpost: see MW knows what is up

xxxxpost: idk when i think of bastardized sushi im thinking of the bullshit you see where theres like bacon and chutney and shit. basically sushi for novelty eaters that think raw fish is ooogy.

in scotland they deep fry pizza in batter. <3333333

Lots of Scottish food is great, but not the stuff the Scots actually eat

and by "they" I mean all scottish people, for every meal

All the good grub gets eaten by posh English bastards

another argument for pizza here would be the delivery pizza option of getting your pizza surrounded by a rubber o-ring of semi-melted not really cheese encased in the crust

Sushi is a good one for this.

Another one I'd like to throw out there: lasagna. There are the versions served in schools that are typically embarrassingly terrible, but the vegetarian versions that are loaded with white sauce are another degree of awfulness.

OTM

I just thought of a couple of broad prejudices I have:

Fish and cheese generally shouldn't go together, not should fish and bacon.

scallops, emmental cheese, and walnuts give you an idea.

sounds awesome!

i don't think anything competes with pizza for this question. maaaybe 'mexican' but that doesn't really compare.

maybe chinese too, but i'm a fan of really ratty storefront fake chinese food

I know (re. the pizza w/ emmental + scallops)! I ordered it, unsuspecting what was to come. Execution was more the problem than the ingredients, though I tend to agree that fish + cheese is a bad combo.

it so isn't

my personal vote might be fish and chips. it always sounds like a good idea when i see it on a menu and it is always a grave error.

http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/editorial/images/files/editorial/images/images/mdControlled/cms/2009/09/05/489464932.jpg

oh fuck that sandwich is going to kill people

aw on what planet continent is 'fish and chips' ALWAY a grave error?

http://idahoanfoodservice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Hashbrown-Nachos-960x480.jpg

Hash brown nachos

Would eat.

I can't believe I spent a good part of my childhood thinking that canned pitted + sliced olives were the most gourmet delicacy ever.

That said, apart from the inferior olives, that looks tasty.

I would too and really it's the name that rankles.

that looks dope, but ewww black olives.

More canned black olives for me.

the local "irish pub" serves "irish nachos" over potato chips

Reminds me of a very similar, if probably superior, dish from the mission restaurant in san diego

PAPAS LOCO 8.50
Rosemary potatoes, grilled jalapeños, black beans, cheese, avocado slice and sour cream
With two scrambled eggs Add 1.75

Would still eat.

That sounds great

I want that right now

should be papas locas though smh

Place in noe valley does an 'Irish breakfast' which is close to a full English but has some kind of salsa. I don't think that's meant to be the Irish bit though.

i had "breakfast enchiladas" (chicken enchiladas w/ eggs and black beans on the side) yesterday and although i didn't eat most of the tortillas or beans, it was quite good.