:D
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
mexican food of all stripes?
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
that doesn't make sense; the mainstreaming of mexican, I guess
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
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xxpost
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
come to think of it, maybe the answer is ethnic cuisine of all stripes. i'm sure chinese food is lovely if i ever found a place that made it.
― scott seward, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
jj valuable mod in '10 imo
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
americans getting outraged on pizza's behalf = what fucking heroes. you guys barely understand thin-crust anyway
crazee talk
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
in the new york times they said that when mexican people watch americans eat salsa it's like an american watching someone guzzle salad dressing. i did not know that. i mean, i knew that there were different kinds of salsa for different dishes, but i thought even mexicans had their own chip dipping salsa.
― scott seward, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
britisher talking pizza does not compute...
i'm sure chinese food is lovely if i ever found a place that made it.
I believe they're quite good at it in China
― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Words won't do to convey its full awfulness but scallops, emmental cheese, and walnuts give you an idea.
I can totally see the emmentaler and walnuts, but scallops with that?! First of all they'd get overcooked and secondly you'd barely taste them.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I think it's harder to fuck up a taco than a pizza but then again, I've pledged to avoid ordering Mexican in places where I am sure disaster awaits. Plus: I don't usually see like tacos with asparagus, chevre and bbq sauce, e.g.
The general principle there and with pizza is that a food can be a lot worse than the sum of its parts.
― You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
xp I wish I could have barely tasted the noix de Saint Jacques.
― You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
some horrible horrible substances get sold under the name "cheese"
― aarrissi-a-roni, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
cheese in a can, i mean this is a product in the states, right?
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I think it's harder to fuck up a taco than a pizza but then again
WAHT
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
so glad I got threadbanned - this is gonna turn nasty
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
please--aren't you British? Don't start with the "food product in a can" stuff.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
"I believe they're quite good at it in China"
i'll bet. i mean, i've grown up with american chinese take-out, so i like it and everything, but it would be nice if there were more homespun/authentic chinese places around. problem is, you can make really good money making the cheap stuff. it's risky to open an "authentic" anything.
― scott seward, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
bbq
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
lol no i'm not british
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
okay well wherever you live in the world, i'm sure there are lovely food products in cans for you to eat
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
re. tacos vs pizza: what's the worst a tortilla can get? Actually, yeah, pretty bad: we stupidly bought the Old El Paso tortillas here in Paris a couple of weeks ago and they were basically crepes. And they were labelled "tortillas de maïs" and yet their first ingredient was wheat flour.
But I still think pizza crust is more generally fucked up than tortillas.
― You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
scott, go somewhere with enough Chinese to sustain 'authentic' food.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
every ilx food thread eventually boils down to pizza, tacos, and Brooklyn
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
what to do if you are a vegetarian vampire weekend
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
american chinese food is p good imo
― max, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
we got beans in a can? oh, and soup.
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
BBQ is a good one, especially the shit hoisted as bbq at Midwestern pot lucks (i.e. sloppy joes or just meat baked in bbq sauce)
― You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
this doesn't address the concept of cheese in a can, however
cheese in a can is pretty bad, i will grant you that. but worst atrocity ever committed? maybe in the top 10.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
cheese in a can: don't they use Cheez Whiz on cheese steaks in Philly, like as the "preferred" cheese? looking for enlightenment here if this is incorrect
― You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link
that doesn't make it right!
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link
btw you lose 5 IQ pts every time you type the words "Cheez Whiz"
― You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
it is certainly not right!
there's nothing wrong with using cans to preserve foodstuffs. propelling said foodstuff from the can through a nozzle is a different matter - one both disgusting and savage.
― niminy-piminy cricket (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
bipartisan agreement que, we're a shining example to all of the political spectrum.
not cooking a steak until the steak is cooked is an atrocity imo.
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i am aware this may not be a universally held belief
wondering if some enterprising kid has ever figured out how to get high off spray cheese
― You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
shaking my fist at you xpost
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
'cheesing' what an interesting concept
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
btw, courtesy of a visit to a gf that was craving mexican food due to studying abroad in a tiny town, i have had the worst tacos in the world, and they live in Dublin.
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh there is enough terrible cheese here that doesn't come in a can.
also, bread.
― aarrissi-a-roni, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
lol:
Is there any way that spray cheese can get you high?
― You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
not cooking a steak until the steak is (over-) cooked is an atrocity imo.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"Irish Taco" sounds like a euphemism
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Mmm, corned beef taco!
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Easy Cheese + Chicken in a Biskit = family Christmas tradition
― probably a sock!! (╓abies), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
This is fast becoming the go-to thread for Disgusting Savages
― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
The bastardization of sushi is way worse than tacos, maybe as bad as pizza imo.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
those must be some pretty filling rice krispy treats
― everybody on ilx u have dandruff (Pillbox), Thursday, 25 March 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
it filled me with sadness mostly.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 25 March 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
an authentic, if unoriginal reaction
― ogmor, Thursday, 25 March 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I will be just a bit globe-trottery douchey to point out that many regional cusines are very region-specific. There's a local French baker, for example, who bought a flour mill just so he could stop importing flour and mill wheat to his specifications, specs that didn't exist in the U.S. prior to that. What about the specificity of Norman apples or whatnot? As I've mentioned before translating seafood names from English to french is helpful but flawed inasmuch as the eponymous creatures can be quite different in different places.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 25 March 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.menshealth.com/MensHealth/Media/Frindlys.jpg
― brownie, Monday, 30 August 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3058/2643623745_3c6c626ed7.jpg
Asian Nachos Crispy Fried Wontons Covered with Chicken in a Sweet-Hot Peanut Sauce. Topped with Wasabi Cream and Melted Cheese
― Euler, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
would try
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link
Local place has:Crab Rangoon pizzacrab rangoon base, surimi, green onion, asiago and mozzarella, topped with crispy egg roll strips and sweet chili sauce
It is delicious
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.wumarkus.com/images/hamdog.JPG
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno, I haven't eaten at this place (yet), but the menu gives...pause
e.g.
La Pizza MexicaineReblochon: Crème fraîche, Lardons, Reblochon, Fromage, Oignon
― Euler, Saturday, 16 August 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
When I read the thread title I took "atrocities" to be meant literally rather than figuratively. My first thought was: roasted breast of passenger pigeon.
― Aimless, Saturday, 16 August 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
thinking of it that way, the French munching down dodos on Mauritius would also count
― Euler, Saturday, 16 August 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link
sugar
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 16 August 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
sugar! dlh otm x 1000
― Aimless, Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
that pizza doesn't seem very mexican to me, but i don't see what's so shocking about it. am i missing an ingredient? its cream, cheese and onions, right?
― i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
Assumed that it was the total un-Mexicanness that made it weird. I kind of believe that non-French/non-colonial food in France is uniformly awful.
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
lardons = bacon, reblochons = ??
― Aimless, Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reblochon.fr/
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link
(it's a kind of cheese)
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
Risotto surely
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
Caprese, nicoise, bruschetta too
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
Yeah it's just french takes on Mexican are nuts, like that's just a normal if sorta weirdish french pizza, what's it have to do with Mexican food
― Euler, Saturday, 16 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
fair enough. would gladly eat this pizza tho!
― i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Saturday, 16 August 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
Yeah it sounds good!
Worst pizza atrocity I ever experienced was when my hosts brought me to what I assume was a rather pricey "Western" restaurant in China. My best guess was that the chef had had pizza described to him once but he had never tasted or even seen one irl. It's not that it was inauthentic that bothered me (iirc the dough was sweet and the cheese was underneath the tomato sauce), more that it tasted really really bad.
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Saturday, 16 August 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
Ordering pizza in Asia is a real game of Russian roulette ime. Had some perfectly decent ones there, but my god the bad ones are bad.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 18 August 2014 01:27 (nine years ago) link
I'm eating the most disgusting 'sweet chilli chicken noodles' imaginable atm so I nominates that
― kinder, Monday, 18 August 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link
Isn't this a misconception, and it was actually the animals introduced to the island (swine & cats iirc) that did for the dodo? Apparently they weren't very tasty.
― Hogan's Bluff (wins), Monday, 18 August 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link
the restaurant I linked to in the latest revive has duck fajitas which tbh sound amazing
xp you're right about extinction from what I've heard. but apparently our taxidermy models of the dodo (like in the Natural History Museum in London, and in the Grande Galerie de l'Évolution in Paris) aren't known to be accurate b/c all that made it back on the boats were skeletons, b/c the hungry French scientists ate their meat. so we don't know how the birds carried themselves, since we never got muscled birds.
― Euler, Monday, 18 August 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link
not really sure where to put this
http://www.gerlach-schaefer.de/Puppen/09-Wurstpuppe-Lena.jpg
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Monday, 18 August 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link
it's german, so it fits on an atrocity thread very well
― Euler, Monday, 18 August 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
worst atrocities committed in the name of "dolls made out of tinned sausage"
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Monday, 18 August 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
http://idahoanfoodservice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Hashbrown-Nachos-960x480.jpg
Hash brown nachos
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 20 September 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
Would eat.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link
I can't believe I spent a good part of my childhood thinking that canned pitted + sliced olives were the most gourmet delicacy ever.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 20 September 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
That said, apart from the inferior olives, that looks tasty.
I would too and really it's the name that rankles.
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 20 September 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
that looks dope, but ewww black olives.
― replacements gustafsson (get bent), Saturday, 20 September 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
More canned black olives for me.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 21 September 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link
the local "irish pub" serves "irish nachos" over potato chips
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 21 September 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link
Reminds me of a very similar, if probably superior, dish from the mission restaurant in san diego
PAPAS LOCO 8.50Rosemary potatoes, grilled jalapeños, black beans, cheese, avocado slice and sour creamWith two scrambled eggs Add 1.75
Would still eat.
― how's life, Sunday, 21 September 2014 00:34 (nine years ago) link
That sounds great
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 21 September 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link
I want that right now
should be papas locas though smh
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Sunday, 21 September 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link
Place in noe valley does an 'Irish breakfast' which is close to a full English but has some kind of salsa. I don't think that's meant to be the Irish bit though.
― kinder, Sunday, 21 September 2014 07:08 (nine years ago) link
i had "breakfast enchiladas" (chicken enchiladas w/ eggs and black beans on the side) yesterday and although i didn't eat most of the tortillas or beans, it was quite good.
― replacements gustafsson (get bent), Sunday, 21 September 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link