SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT LETS ALL BE PARTY AND AWESOME

DO IT

ON

LOL.

do you really want to ban the booze?

think carefully about this

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SHOWER POOPING THREAD YOU NEXT

there's always one person at a party

one person who poops in the shower

thankfully he lives in boston now tho

NO ONE TOLD ME FB WAS MOVING

he's talking about you, Shower Pooper Man

dan it would be cool if you let me know when you are next visiting mn so i can stop cleaning my bathroom in advance

how long has he been doing this?

it is hard to really pin it down

Time to distract the thread with tales of the thing I've just this morning had hacked out of my leg. Three years ago I thought it was a bug bite gone bad.

which came first, the chicken or dan pooping in the shower

"hey should we invite HI DERE to the party?"

"i don't know, man, my roommates aren't really into shower poop"

he is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a balled up bath towel that you probably just want to go ahead and throw away without looking inside of it

I really don't know which is grosser, the fictitious image of me pooping in the shower or a masturbating chicken

I want to hear about the leg hacking!

(I admit it, I don't get out much)

well apparently after "hacking a leg" lots of ilxors dont feel it is necessary to wipe

xpost I was talking to johnny weir, srsly XD XD XD

SRC, I made them show me the excised object as proof of tuffness. What looked like a bug bite that would not go down or away proved to be the size of a large pea, if the objct were Earth the Arctic Circle and above were all th

cyst?

no thanks

hahahahaha

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*fans self* good interview IMO

No, it was (theremins!) SOMETHING ELSE but deffo NOT A CYST.

Not anything ending in -oma either, yay!

You had a Tic-Tac in your leg?

It was more like a single piece of Kix, but made of mutant human instead of corn/oats.

This really is the time of year most Minnesotans get intolerably happy-goofy.

Myself included, of course. I'm high-fiving myself for being a generally responsible person and adding an emergency services plan to my auto insurance.

Screw New Years! Life changes begin with spring!

suzy, that sounds positively vile/fascinating

I can't quite get to goofy/happy (because I really have no job yet, although I'm on the sub school nurse list here now) - but my kids definitely are. J took a lawn chair down the street yesterday and sat dangling her feet into the giant puddle that was there. Must have been cold, but she was having a great time.

in order to get outside today while at work i am taking the dog out so many times that he is starting to give me that wtf? look

in the interst of being party and awesome will you please all come to chicago next weekend and be at my wedding? or it will indeed be sad times sucking.

I cannot road trip to Chicago (SO SAD NOW) because I promised to help a friend who didn't pass his boards the first time out study for them that night. :(

But yay weddings!

take a laptop and Skype us all in

i will be deep in the woods of northern wisconsin far from the loving embrace of technology so i will not make it or skype it but i will BE PARTY AND AWESOME

actually the cabin i will be at has dish tv and a wii, just no internet or cel service

they made cabins into modern things at some point i guess who knew

I may reassess my plans to avoid nature if I can play videogames in it

hey jj can i ask what the shower situation is like in this cabin? just, you know, curious

unsullied by vile bostonians

you know, i really wanted to do the skype thing but the house has no wireless ;_;

No nearby Starbucks to leech access from?

haha no, we're having it at my in-laws' house out in suburbia

AYYYY BONE OFF SAD TIMES I JUST ATE A STEAK AND NOW I AM DRINKING RUM

Instead of Ebola, howz about E-Ballah ?!!?