Dear Death, you can suck it.
Everyone else gets hugs and drinks.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Dear editor who seems to have had phone arm amputated, rendering him unable to phone before I do an interview, you can also suck it. Who knows, being double-jointed, he might even enjoy it.
― ned ragú (suzy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
OK YEAH BACK ON THE PROGRAM PARTY TIME USA (AND REST OF THE WORLD YOU OK TOO) GO TEAM AWESOME
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
okay. i think its time we all discussed michael kors belly button.
oops I ruined party time, my bad
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
someone's kicked out of the party
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
taking all the booze with me
you can keep michael kors' belly button
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I am not looking at that thread again because I'm imagining Sarah Palin using her Sharpie to draw pig snout on the button itself one just the one view.
― ned ragú (suzy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Please Confirm...
Ban this user from this thread (temporarily)
{CONFIRM ACTION}
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
DO IT
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ON
― ned ragú (suzy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL.
do you really want to ban the booze?
think carefully about this
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Do you really want to delete this thread?
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
SHOWER POOPING THREAD YOU NEXT
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
there's always one person at a party
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
one person who poops in the shower
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
thankfully he lives in boston now tho
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
NO ONE TOLD ME FB WAS MOVING
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
he's talking about you, Shower Pooper Man
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
dan it would be cool if you let me know when you are next visiting mn so i can stop cleaning my bathroom in advance
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
how long has he been doing this?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
it is hard to really pin it down
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Time to distract the thread with tales of the thing I've just this morning had hacked out of my leg. Three years ago I thought it was a bug bite gone bad.
― ned ragú (suzy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
which came first, the chicken or dan pooping in the shower
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"hey should we invite HI DERE to the party?"
"i don't know, man, my roommates aren't really into shower poop"
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
he is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a balled up bath towel that you probably just want to go ahead and throw away without looking inside of it
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I really don't know which is grosser, the fictitious image of me pooping in the shower or a masturbating chicken
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I want to hear about the leg hacking!
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
(I admit it, I don't get out much)
well apparently after "hacking a leg" lots of ilxors dont feel it is necessary to wipe
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost I was talking to johnny weir, srsly XD XD XD
SRC, I made them show me the excised object as proof of tuffness. What looked like a bug bite that would not go down or away proved to be the size of a large pea, if the objct were Earth the Arctic Circle and above were all th
― ned ragú (suzy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
cyst?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
no thanks
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
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― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
*fans self* good interview IMO
No, it was (theremins!) SOMETHING ELSE but deffo NOT A CYST.
― ned ragú (suzy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Not anything ending in -oma either, yay!
You had a Tic-Tac in your leg?
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link
It was more like a single piece of Kix, but made of mutant human instead of corn/oats.
― ned ragú (suzy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
This really is the time of year most Minnesotans get intolerably happy-goofy.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Myself included, of course. I'm high-fiving myself for being a generally responsible person and adding an emergency services plan to my auto insurance.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Screw New Years! Life changes begin with spring!
suzy, that sounds positively vile/fascinating
I can't quite get to goofy/happy (because I really have no job yet, although I'm on the sub school nurse list here now) - but my kids definitely are. J took a lawn chair down the street yesterday and sat dangling her feet into the giant puddle that was there. Must have been cold, but she was having a great time.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 18 March 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
in order to get outside today while at work i am taking the dog out so many times that he is starting to give me that wtf? look
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
in the interst of being party and awesome will you please all come to chicago next weekend and be at my wedding? or it will indeed be sad times sucking.
― just1n3, Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I cannot road trip to Chicago (SO SAD NOW) because I promised to help a friend who didn't pass his boards the first time out study for them that night. :(
But yay weddings!
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
take a laptop and Skype us all in
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i will be deep in the woods of northern wisconsin far from the loving embrace of technology so i will not make it or skype it but i will BE PARTY AND AWESOME
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
actually the cabin i will be at has dish tv and a wii, just no internet or cel service
they made cabins into modern things at some point i guess who knew
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish I could be there!!! *SOB*
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 20 June 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i showed up but a raccoon chased me away ;_l
― AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link
man sorry :(
― just1n3, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
fuckin raccoons
gonna piss in your shower iirc
― quincie, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
TODAY WAS BEST DAY
― proud teabagger from rim country (arby's), Monday, 9 August 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
OSTRICH RACES ANDCAMEL RACES AND THEN LAKETODAY WAS BEST DAY
NYC & CHICAGO TRIP RULED!
Also got raise from work. More money can indeed buy a little more happiness.
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 9 August 2010 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link