BUT I present to you:
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 10:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
I JUST PUT DOWN A RACIST BOTTLE OPENER WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE SORT OF THING YOU'D WANT TO BE SEEN WITH NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A RACIST BOTTLE OPENER IS THE NAME OF MY DOG
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 10:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
omfg xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
I doubt anyone can find a better piece of football memorablia.
― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:52 PM (2 years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
amazing! the things people write eh!?!
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
what ilx2 needed was a britisher vs american race debate that also involves soccer
― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
RIP
― max, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
its just a classic moment of pre-clusterfuck innocense
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
innocence too
RIP, me
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD
― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 22, 2007 8:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
come back, Mr Que ;_;
― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
great thread to read while eating ben and gerry's black and tan ice cream for st patrick's day
― caek, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
omg i want this amazing ian paisley bottle opener
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
^ possibly Damien Duff?
― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
gbx's contributions to this thread still A+
― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
god, i don't know how you Yanks got through the whole Tiger Woods ordeal. Black man describes self as 'spaz', USA ILXors' heads simultaneously implode!
― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:11 (2 years ago) Bookmark
^^^suggest ban
Ryan Howard Garden Gnome Giveaway
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:31 (2 years ago) Permalink
MLS owner hints Ronaldinho will sign for Galaxy
― naus, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:40 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:26 (2 years ago) Permalink
Was in some general fancy goods/clothes type shop, can't even fucking remember which one (it was v boring), saw a stand containing these anyway:
OMG, "Diana Wash" sounds somewhat like "Diana Ross" DYGI? My first thought on looking at it was uh, that looks nothing like princess diana, IDGI. Then I got it. I don't recall Diana Ross ever having a big afro haircut, though.
― Pashmina, Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:05 (2 years ago) Permalink
srsly?
but uh yeah that is kinda weird
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:08 (2 years ago) Permalink
(as seen here)
― õ_Ò (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 September 2011 16:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
I can't believe this thread only scraped 1000 posts
― MPx4A, Saturday, 10 September 2011 16:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
I saw those Diana Wash things in a... I wanna say Matalan.
As an afficiando of all things kooky, fun and afros, I wanted one until I realised that scrubbing dishes sucks.
― Pohnny Jolo (buckatee91), Saturday, 10 September 2011 22:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
Watching Breakfast At Tiffany's for the first time. Fucking hell. Mickey Rooney.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
Didn't quite get the extent of America's issue with this until now.
with what
― conrad, Monday, 24 October 2011 19:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yellowface.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.ioffer.com/search/items/black%20americana%20bottle%20opener
― lol waggoner (am0n), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Witness at Berlusconi trial in Rome claims Italy's ex-PM watched a striptease by a woman wearing a football shirt and ... a Ronaldinho mask
― mizzell, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
Product mentioned upthread, but useful to have Daily Mail's input on this:
They're not exactly politically correct, are they? Race row after Afro washing up sponges go on sale
Paladone said the range had been a phenomenal success since hitting the shelves. But its attempts to give the humble cleaning implement a funky 70s disco makeover seems to have backfired.
― jlgt, Friday, 27 April 2012 06:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
― jlgt, Friday, 27 April 2012 06:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
I was thinking of this thread when I read the essay linked on the "Is This Racist?" thread about the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia. http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/collect/
These anti-black depictions were routinely manifested in or on material objects: ashtrays, drinking glasses, banks, games, fishing lures, detergent boxes, and other everyday items like that bottle opener, obviously, ffs!
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
Did Scik Mouthy ever get one of these amazing Ronaldinho bottle openers?
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think he got a golden troll doll instead.
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
I actually went as far as taking a photo of one of those sponges in a shop window several months back, w/ a mind to bump this thread, but either forgot or couldn't be bothered
lol @ the Mail seeking a quote for this from a spokesperson for UAF
― wring wring wring wring wring wring wring wring homophone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
― tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
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Good player Reizeger and this proposed transfers been suggested for a good while. I wouldnt say Michael Reizeger is ugly but you could open a bottle of Bud on those buck teeth of his!
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:57 (7 months ago) Permalink
Which Ronaldo? If you mean the bloke who could open a bottle of beer with his teeth (easily) then is Real Madrid again. Come to think of it you won't go far wrong with Real Madrid. The bench probably costs more than most clubs (not just the price of the players). When I say bench I obviously mean the substitutes that sit on the sidelines during a game. Not a piece of wood....
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― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:59 (7 months ago) Permalink
motherload of crazyee----> http://www.badassmotherfuckers.org/
― limited holiday edition eggnog (soda), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:44 (6 months ago) Permalink