OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

the cure for common Anglophilia, this one

― milo z, Sunday, August 26, 2007 8:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

guys, its called DARLIE now.

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

^^^ 100% classic material

wait I don't get how the bottle opener is racist??

XD

;) damn nobody took the bait

BUT I present to you:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4273037125_005cd8c191_o.jpg

I JUST PUT DOWN A RACIST BOTTLE OPENER WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE SORT OF THING YOU'D WANT TO BE SEEN WITH NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A RACIST BOTTLE OPENER IS THE NAME OF MY DOG

omfg xp

I doubt anyone can find a better piece of football memorablia.

― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:52 PM (2 years ago)

amazing! the things people write eh!?!

what ilx2 needed was a britisher vs american race debate that also involves soccer

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

RIP

its just a classic moment of pre-clusterfuck innocense

innocence too

RIP, me

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 22, 2007 8:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

come back, Mr Que ;_;

great thread to read while eating ben and gerry's black and tan ice cream for st patrick's day

omg i want this amazing ian paisley bottle opener

http://www.carrollsirishgifts.com/images/products/112393.jpg

^ possibly Damien Duff?

gbx's contributions to this thread still A+

god, i don't know how you Yanks got through the whole Tiger Woods ordeal. Black man describes self as 'spaz', USA ILXors' heads simultaneously implode!

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:11 (2 years ago) Bookmark

^^^suggest ban

http://media.philly.com/images/300*265/20100527_inq_ajohn27z-a.JPG

Ryan Howard Garden Gnome Giveaway

MLS owner hints Ronaldinho will sign for Galaxy

http://www.toonpool.com/user/1991/files/andres_iniesta_caricature_405285.jpg

Was in some general fancy goods/clothes type shop, can't even fucking remember which one (it was v boring), saw a stand containing these anyway:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_levfx1h34P1qb206z.jpg

OMG, "Diana Wash" sounds somewhat like "Diana Ross" DYGI? My first thought on looking at it was uh, that looks nothing like princess diana, IDGI. Then I got it. I don't recall Diana Ross ever having a big afro haircut, though.

srsly?
http://www.glamour.com/images/beauty/2009/03/0301-diana-ross-hair_li.jpg

but uh yeah that is kinda weird

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-79oWdDRrkMY/TXnGKEUt17I/AAAAAAAABv4/x0hcz2Pnl-I/03032011647.jpg

(as seen here)

I can't believe this thread only scraped 1000 posts

I saw those Diana Wash things in a... I wanna say Matalan.

As an afficiando of all things kooky, fun and afros, I wanted one until I realised that scrubbing dishes sucks.

Watching Breakfast At Tiffany's for the first time. Fucking hell. Mickey Rooney.

Didn't quite get the extent of America's issue with this until now.

with what

Yellowface.

http://www.ioffer.com/search/items/black%20americana%20bottle%20opener

Witness at Berlusconi trial in Rome claims Italy's ex-PM watched a striptease by a woman wearing a football shirt and ... a Ronaldinho mask

Product mentioned upthread, but useful to have Daily Mail's input on this:

They're not exactly politically correct, are they? Race row after Afro washing up sponges go on sale

Paladone said the range had been a phenomenal success since hitting the shelves. But its attempts to give the humble cleaning implement a funky 70s disco makeover seems to have backfired.

http://1.2.3.9/bmi/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/26/article-2135711-12C6B06B000005DC-997_634x529.jpg

I was thinking of this thread when I read the essay linked on the "Is This Racist?" thread about the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia. http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/collect/

These anti-black depictions were routinely manifested in or on material objects: ashtrays, drinking glasses, banks, games, fishing lures, detergent boxes, and other everyday items like that bottle opener, obviously, ffs!

Did Scik Mouthy ever get one of these amazing Ronaldinho bottle openers?

I think he got a golden troll doll instead.

I actually went as far as taking a photo of one of those sponges in a shop window several months back, w/ a mind to bump this thread, but either forgot or couldn't be bothered

lol @ the Mail seeking a quote for this from a spokesperson for UAF

http://i.imgur.com/OMdhl.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/ronnie438.jpg

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 12:43 PM

Good player Reizeger and this proposed transfers been suggested for a good while. I wouldnt say Michael Reizeger is ugly but you could open a bottle of Bud on those buck teeth of his!

Which Ronaldo? If you mean the bloke who could open a bottle of beer with his teeth (easily) then is Real Madrid again. Come to think of it you won't go far wrong with Real Madrid. The bench probably costs more than most clubs (not just the price of the players). When I say bench I obviously mean the substitutes that sit on the sidelines during a game. Not a piece of wood....

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motherload of crazyee----> http://www.badassmotherfuckers.org/

http://news.panasonic.net/stories/2011/0816_6210.html

http://soccerly.com/article/Oliben/an-inside-look-at-ronaldinhos-new-teeth

http://i.imgur.com/5eYhx9a.jpg

this thread is a nice reminder of how far ilx has come in just a few years btw