ILX's Oblique Strategy for the Day

with my closest friend?

hahaaaaa

12 March 2010:

Tidy up

Oblique commands from your mother!

13 March 2010: Finish your vegetables

13 March 2010:

Don't stress one thing more than another

14 March 2010:

Destroy
— nothing
— the most important thing

14 March 2010 = Zen.

*sits in the lotus position facing the wall contemplating this new instruction until the words lose their meaning*
(and by doing so for hours, destroying time, which is both nothing and the most important thing)

15 March 2010:

The science is in knowing, the art in perceiving.

16 March 2010:

Water

brb gonna go get some oblique strategy

17 March 2010:

We have three rights: the right to work, the right to pay to work, and the right to suffer the consequences of our work.
We have three obligations: the obligation to work, the obligation to pay to work, and the obligation to suffer the consequences of our work.

18 March 2010:

Ask your body

it refuses to answer

all I get is a "busy" tone

17 March 2010:

We have three rights: the right to work, the right to pay to work, and the right to suffer the consequences of our work.
We have three obligations: the obligation to work, the obligation to pay to work, and the obligation to suffer the consequences of our work.

― Religious Embolism (WmC), 17 March 2010 15:33 (Yesterday)

lol national holiday

18 March 2010:

Ask your body

dear god day after national holiday

my body says "glad you don't drink like that on the regular"

My body only has wants and questions. No answers at all.

19 March 2010:

Overtly resist change

^ This is part of our ongoing union action as a matter of fact

20 March 2010:

The only contribution we make is the quality of our work.

21 March 2010:

Helpful people are a nuisance.

22 March 2010:

Be dirty

(taking a 1-week break)

(subbing in)
23 March 2010:

If it could be worse, why isn't it?

2 April 2010:

The inconsistency principle

3 April 2010:

Good habit is necessary, bad habit is inevitable.

4 April 2010:

Music is silence, singing.

5 April 2010:

Do the words need changing?

6 April 2010:

Go outside. Shut the door.

^^^otm

whatever happened to this?

I got bored and/or achieved enlightenment.

Those two are kind of similar IIRC

7 April - 19 July 2010:
Get bored and/or achieve enlightenment.

7 February 2012:

You don't have to be ashamed of using your own ideas.

BH Ideas are better

10 February 2012:

Expect nothing.

Wise words today

I have a page that generates random ob strats bookmarked and I often click on it when I feel lost. It's a kind of tarot or I Ching.

I've got a copy of 'The Book of Answers', which is not the same thing, but similar in some ways.
http://thebookofanswers.com/

In answer to the question 'Should I continue posting to this thread?' the book answered 'Finish something else first'. \(-_-)/

hahaha

11 February 2012:
Take a break

13 February 2012:
Be extravagant

In answer to the question 'Should I be extravagant?', The Book of Answers said 'Wait'.

'Twist the spine'

17 February 2012:

Don't be helpful; be available.

did you buy the 'oblique strategies for mods' edition?

haha, that would be the Frippicisms Expansion Pack