Hey, who knows exactly when that CERN world-ending particle accelerator gets turned on because we want to host a party with a countdown...

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bah xp

bracken free ditch (Ste), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 09:10 (fourteen years ago) link

7TeV in each direction = collisions at 14TeV, no?

StanM, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 09:14 (fourteen years ago) link

One minute (okay, last november, but still) they were piddling about at 1 trillion and now they're up to 7. Seems incredible to me but I have no idea how these things work.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 09:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh FFS, get on with it or I'm going to build one in my shed.

StanM, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Hold on, I don't have a shed. Nevermind.

StanM, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link

So the world ending machine will finally get turned on in 2012? That's pretty convenient.

adamj, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link

lol^

Roz, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm sure i called that

bracken free ditch (Ste), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

So the world ending machine will finally get turned on in 2012? That's pretty convenient.

Hah, apparently late 2012!

Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

The LHC is my favorite celebrity.

Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Hold on, I don't have a shed.

1) build shed
2) build LHC crusher
3) ???
4) profit

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Brilliant! Thank you, I will name the frozen planet that I create with my first explosion after you in tribute.

StanM, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

The LHC is my favorite celebrity.
word!

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

at least the LHC gossip machine is working at full power!
/jackie harvey

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

lol copyediting
http://www.flickr.com/photos/skepchick/4445007033/sizes/o/

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Great! That url is slightly misleading though, the Higgs hasn't been smurfed yet.

StanM, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-03/52999783.jpg

Aerosol, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.cpcgamereviews.com/t/tempest.png

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/9/94/Berzerk.png

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

StanM, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Eloi is easy, but Cole?

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

12 Monkeys

StanM, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

nice

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin.

Gallifrey?

Roz, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

great

bracken free ditch (Ste), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

somecosmologicalprocesstoohugetoperceiveallatonce (jdchurchill), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

what subatomic collisions sound like

rad stuff in my opinion

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that's a Steve Roach album.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

So, yeah, would def buy if available as a cheap download and was about an hour longer.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

totally rad

peacocks, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I was hoping god particles would sound way cooler than a dull noise record.

Tooth Far I (csa), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

idk sounds pretty chilling and mind opening to me

peacocks, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Disappointed there's no vuvuzela button, BBC. :-/

StanM, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

First atoms smashed last night?

http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/breaking/2010/11/08/first-lead-ion-collisions-in-the-lhc/

Wheal Dream, Monday, 8 November 2010 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, no, my mistake. They have already smashed gold ions previously. Now they are smashing lead ions.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/life-and-physics/2010/nov/06/1

ALCHEMY: YOU DOING IT RONG

Wheal Dream, Monday, 8 November 2010 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I, for one, welcome our new Quark-Gluon Plasma overlords

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/life-and-physics/2010/nov/26/2

StanM, Saturday, 27 November 2010 09:27 (thirteen years ago) link

This has been a ludicrously exciting week.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Science/contributors/2010/11/26/1290790499232/eric.jpg

specifically, the word talking (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 27 November 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

CERN employees figuring out what ILX stylesheet they want to use?

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 27 November 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Please create a black hole and end the world already

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 27 November 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Despicable press antics at the moment imho:

GOD PARTICLE DISCOVERED - EVERYBODY PANIC

Geneva - God particle not discovered. Internal memo hints at possible possibilities but it's way too early to tell.

StanM, Monday, 25 April 2011 07:42 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=4136

caek, Friday, 11 November 2011 07:09 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

confirmation of higgs next week by the looks of it http://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=4794

caek, Friday, 29 June 2012 07:12 (eleven years ago) link

blimey

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 29 June 2012 08:28 (eleven years ago) link

Great! So when can I order my anti-gravity vehicle?

StanM, Monday, 2 July 2012 07:44 (eleven years ago) link

On the other hand, LOL @ "Update: Finally confirmation from a reliable media outlet… The Daily Mail reports..."

StanM, Monday, 2 July 2012 07:47 (eleven years ago) link

How long until the Daily Mail has a 'HIGGS BOSON CAUSES CANCER' scare headline?

Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Monday, 2 July 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link


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