SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT LETS ALL BE PARTY AND AWESOME

SUMMER IS COMMING SOON I CAN SEE GRASS YES!!!

yeah this turn in the weather has me ~feelin fine~

hey mn lets all get together and get drunk one of these days

^^^Response to this proposal was very UNPARTY

sorry, job-searching has made me less fun than usual (v. v. sad). I don't know what other people have for excuses, tho

My excuse is I live in boston

^^^ much lamer excuse than mine

this party never stops guys no worries

i spent a good part of yesterday cleaning henrys winter leavings out of my back yard so any peeps who want to kick it on my back patio w/drinks before the eventual final slap in the face blizzard of the season are more than welcome tbh

Someday I will manage that again... probably not before the blizzard, though. Although that should be, what, June 5th or something? Maybe I can make it.

JUST GOING TO PRETTY MUCH BUMP THIS EVERY TIME SOMEONE WHOSE MUSICAL OR CULTURAL WHATEVER STUFF THAT HIT ME IN THE HEART DIES. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THEY WOULD ALL SAY THAT SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT LETS ALL BE PARTY AND AWESOME. I WELCOME YOU ALL SADDOS, GET A DRINK, RIP MR. CHILTON, YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS WAY I THINK.

i mean what the hell, if we cant have virtual irish wakes for our slipped away music dudes, we are wasting our internet lives tbh. sadness into drunken effusive maybe not all that coherent love imo.

i mean what the hell, if we cant have virtual irish wakes for our slipped away music dudes, we are wasting our internet lives

Damn straight!

Cheers everyone - *clink*

yeah the funny thing is that this thread was a surreptitious secret mopey me about mark linkous, so i am glad to revive it for this purpose. but hey saying that, SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT

The all caps really make this thread

SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT

the truth is that this news is very sad, but there is a part of me that understands that all that sadness aside, this is a guy that made my life better. and fuck it, that is worth celebrating for anybody who feels the same. and as i mentioned on the other thread, despite the whole ornery legend of the dude, the time i got to see him live was clearly a huge endorsement for him, and despite a small crowd, i am happy that i got to see him enjoy the knowledge that people really did still care about him and what he was doing.

I wish I did get to see him live. But like Cunga said on the other thread sometimes it occasionally felt like I was hanging out with him the whole time.

and clink clink to you all, it is a hard time but hey, lets all embrace the wonderful things that people like alex gave to us. xpost

Dear Death, you can suck it.

Everyone else gets hugs and drinks.

Dear editor who seems to have had phone arm amputated, rendering him unable to phone before I do an interview, you can also suck it. Who knows, being double-jointed, he might even enjoy it.

OK YEAH BACK ON THE PROGRAM PARTY TIME USA (AND REST OF THE WORLD YOU OK TOO) GO TEAM AWESOME

okay. i think its time we all discussed michael kors belly button.

oops I ruined party time, my bad

someone's kicked out of the party

taking all the booze with me

you can keep michael kors' belly button

I am not looking at that thread again because I'm imagining Sarah Palin using her Sharpie to draw pig snout on the button itself one just the one view.

Please Confirm...

Ban this user from this thread (temporarily)

{CONFIRM ACTION}

DO IT

ON

LOL.

do you really want to ban the booze?

think carefully about this

Please Confirm...

Do you really want to delete this thread?

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SHOWER POOPING THREAD YOU NEXT

there's always one person at a party

one person who poops in the shower

thankfully he lives in boston now tho

NO ONE TOLD ME FB WAS MOVING

he's talking about you, Shower Pooper Man

dan it would be cool if you let me know when you are next visiting mn so i can stop cleaning my bathroom in advance

how long has he been doing this?

it is hard to really pin it down

Time to distract the thread with tales of the thing I've just this morning had hacked out of my leg. Three years ago I thought it was a bug bite gone bad.

which came first, the chicken or dan pooping in the shower

"hey should we invite HI DERE to the party?"

"i don't know, man, my roommates aren't really into shower poop"

he is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a balled up bath towel that you probably just want to go ahead and throw away without looking inside of it

I really don't know which is grosser, the fictitious image of me pooping in the shower or a masturbating chicken

I want to hear about the leg hacking!

(I admit it, I don't get out much)

well apparently after "hacking a leg" lots of ilxors dont feel it is necessary to wipe

xpost I was talking to johnny weir, srsly XD XD XD

SRC, I made them show me the excised object as proof of tuffness. What looked like a bug bite that would not go down or away proved to be the size of a large pea, if the objct were Earth the Arctic Circle and above were all th

cyst?

that's a marv albert YES!

TORNADO WATCH ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THE MN MEANS WHITE WINE AND MINOR FUN STYLE HOUSE ORGANAZINAZING TO BE FOLLOWED WITH VODKA TONICS W/SPLASH OF CREME DE CASSIS AND THEN I SHAKE THE FIST SKYWARD AND SAY ME TO YOU WEATHER EAT IT

wow, I've been doing this "tornado watch" thing all wrong for a very long time...

oh shit!!

i haven't even driven home from work yet

going to oz, brb

I am only off til june 22 but it's still pretty awesome.

I AM OFF UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING BUT I AM UNSTOPPABLE

LIKE A TORNADO OF PARTY

AND AWESOME

well yes

I AM WORKING ALL EVENING AND EVERY DAY INCLUDING THIS WEEKEND BUT IT'S FROM HOME IN MY BATHROBE WITH A BASEBALL GAME ON THE BOX SO FUCK YOU SAD TIMES, MY BATHROBE IS AWESOME

BLACK PEARL RICE + SOY SAUCE + ENOUGH WASABI TO MAKE MY EYES WATER + MIGHTY ARROW PALE ALE BY THE TRUCKLOAD + IRISH HORROR MOVIE ABOUT DANGEROUS COWS WHAT ATTACK = FRIDAY NIGHT BLISS WHICH STANDS LIKE A FAMINE WALL IN THE FACE OF DUMMY SAD TIMES ADVERSITY SO BALLS TO YOU SAD TIMES STARE INTO THE EYES OF AWESOME AND HIS BEST FRIEND BE PARTY

TONIGHT FUCKING OWNED. I HAVE TO GET UP IN LIKE 4 HOURS.

DRANK WINE AND HAD GREAT DINNER WITH ILXORS EARLIER THIS EVENING + FINALIZED PLANS TO SPEND MOST OF JULY IN NYC + MORE DRINK + MORE OF WHAT I POSTED IN "YOUR FUCKING FRIDAY" THREAD.

Also listening to Sleater-Kinner very very loud.

Kinney (fuck, what the hell is my problem)

BEERFEST + BBQ = SATURDAY PWNED

SAD TIME I.E. MOVING HOUSE, IS OVER

PARTY TIME AWESOME I.E. FRANGELICO ON ICE W/LIME, IS ABOUT TO BEGIN IN OUR BRAND FUCKING NEW AWESOME BACK PATIO IN OUR NICE NEW NEIGHBOURHOOD WHICH IS NOT A SCUMMY GHETTO

P.S. YOU ARE ALL INVITED

I wish I could be there!!! *SOB*

i showed up but a raccoon chased me away ;_l

man sorry :(

fuckin raccoons

gonna piss in your shower iirc

TODAY WAS BEST DAY

OSTRICH RACES AND
CAMEL RACES AND THEN LAKE
TODAY WAS BEST DAY

NYC & CHICAGO TRIP RULED!

Also got raise from work. More money can indeed buy a little more happiness.