most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

wait, that isn't from Rebirth?

haha!

From Ebert's Twitter feed:

"ebertchicago // 'Two thumbs up, Ebert & Roeper' is now a viral catch-phrase? Thank you, Drake!"

Gonna go ahead and say that even with the limitations of his text-to-speech software system, Ebert could probably rap circles around most of these guys. His Vincent Gallo beef was one of the most entertaining things you could find in a newspaper in the late 90s.

did Ebert ever tweet a response to being dissed by Jeremih?

"ebertchicago \\ best understand you need me more than i need u J. meet u in the octagon where u can kiss da ring bitch"

was just gonna post that :(

http://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/10108638937

man Roger's looking depleted :(. at least he's still in good spirits though.

so i guess no one alerted ebert back when bloodhound gang used his name as a punchline?

probably because Siskel's name got dropped first....

This thread reminds me why I still bother to read ILM

This thread is A+... REPORT CARD

You guys are OTM... ROBERT RUBIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT-VYrYnAnk

gudda gudda: "yous a mother fucked up... DAFFODIL" (i don't get this one, also he says "daffy dill")

lil wayne: "yall niggas ain't eatin... STOMACHACHE"

song is pretty awesome tho -- 100x better than anything off the young money album except "every girl" & "steady mobbin"

http://nildoctrine.com/nil/my-top-ten-fakedrake-lyrics/

lol shipley you will enjoy this comment re grocery bag lines

CWEST 03/25/2010 at 6:35 pm

THAT WHOLE STYLE WAS CREATED BY BIG SEAN NI**AS IZ BITING HIS STYLE AND NOT EVEN GIVING CREDIT. GO LISTEN TO SUPA DUPA BY BIG SEAN SEE WHERE THEZE NI**AS GOT THE STYLE FROM

god this guy is such a fucking clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsBcprNEZL4

HE BITES TREY SONGZ' HOMER/MARGE LINE

roffle @ Like a good neighbor. State Farm.

yeah that one is lol

“Your city faded off to brown. Nino.
Swimming in the money come and find me. Nemo.
If I was at the club you know I balled. Chemo.”

i mean i don't even

nor should you

if i had cancer i would totally want to take a number to kick drake in the nuts

He's breaking. BAD.

If you pull one I’mma Draw Two. Uno.

I lol'd

yeah, love that one

yeah three or four of those gave me pretty good belly laughs, we were on this shit first tho

I don't even get the chemo line. u_u

whaaa

balled = bald, as in, chemo causes you to lose your hair

oh wau

provolone provolone

i keep watching the MTV spring break performance every time it comes on just to hear them all shout "GROCERY BAG!" in unison

this is a favorite of mine for various reasons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuzThMKFcsc&feature=related

1. monique vibing in the background
2. lloyd have nothing better to do with his life than to come on the monique show to sing the hook to this song
3. lil wayne coming in to deliver tyga's "she all on my skin... LOTION" line in a whisper
4. the way lloyd jumps out of the crowd after the triumphant "grocery bag" clarion call

5. also the way drake emerges to deliver his fucking "sushi roll" line is really up there with the bieber cold open for me

here's the spring break performance for those that are interested

http://content.onsmash.com/archives/35391

"i'm a red bull/ now let's fly away" is an underrated dogshit punchline in this song -- what is gudda gudda even insinuating by saying he's a red bull? that's not even something to really aspire to

i can't drake & minaj still do performances with these clowns

believe*

wow, that has to be the most annoying minaj performance ever? it's like she's in the fembot stage right before they spontaneously combust

also, i'm not totally sure that she has the right idea of what sideburns actually are, cuz she drags her finger across her upper lip.

hahahahah the mtv censor ppl bleeping out "coming off the top" -- what could that even mean in a sexual context??

6. the hypemen chiming in on "I'm Gudda Gudda" really makes me wonder if really, aren't we all Gudda Gudda

yeah i was gonna say, the one respect in which the spring break one tops the Monique performance is Nicki -- it's like in the 2 months or whatever between those performances you can totally chart her shark jump into complete absurdity

yeah it's absurd

Tell that bitch to eat her heart out... kano

^suprised forks didn't jump on that one

tell mister spacely that it's time to jet, son

this song is top 10 in the uk now :(

...JEDWARD

7. if you listen closely you can hear someone scream at 2:10

pretty sure i've liked rap songs with similarly bad punchlines, i think what makes this so much worse is how slow and drawn out it is. like i feel like i can count the amount of brain cells activated per second.

well the song is super annoying -- lloyd is terrible on the hook and that beat is just ugh

i'm serious about the scream btw, it's pretty hilarious you should check it out