most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

usher's birth name = usher raymond

aaaaaaaaaah, thanks. :-)

my working theory was that it was a ref to this ep:

When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of their complaints.

also his new album is called Raymond Vs. Raymond

on the Minaj poll thread i was talking about how Big Tigger thought she was saying "everybody loves reindeer," which still cracks me up

haha -- even though that show is garbage, i would def respect nicki more if she had an encyclopedic knowledge of ELR episodes

"everybody loves reindeer" would be a way better show

it's nice to find out that she's saying "Usher buzz me in," though, since she delivers that line in such a retard voice that it sounds like DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR

really like the song, tho. chorus sounds like it belongs in a late period bathory song.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/ctamigi/Rxgn3mj0YkI/AAAAAAAABb0/nOpYcTBvDFM/elizabeth+bathory.jpg

I'm hotter than 100 degrees
A lot of bread no sesame seeds

thumbs up... balloons, down... basement
siskel & ebert, roeper... replacement

sorry, just drank a Sprite

it would be funny if Nicki actually was referencing a sitcom where people buzz each other in

"Usher buzz me in...SEINFELD!"

"this is Carlton your doorman...MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW!"

oh damn i was thinking of Rhoda, sorry

i don't ever sign for a package... SEINFELD (SEASON 6, EPISODE 18)

worst Wale song ever

trying to come up w/something about GOOGLE BUZZ but I'm not creative enough

i don't ever sign for a package... SEINFELD (SEASON 6, EPISODE 18)

serious suppression of lols in my office

in the club with Wayne, Drake & Tyga... TWO AND A HALF MEN

user buzz me in.... SEAN USHER, WRITER, MANCHESTER

This thread is really going to be one of ILM's greatest contributions to pop scholarship - the permanent rolling "....GROCERY BAG!!!!" watch thread.

i love this thread because it gives me some vested interest in drake & young money, which is nice since they pretty much rule the radio anyway

this shit is really ruining hip hop....GILBERT O' SULLIVAN

She watchin' that Oxygen / me: Gilbert O'Sullivan.

in a few years, Weezy's rhymes will be not much more than

Me...awesome
You...not awesome
Go bananas on my dick...DONKEY KONG!!???

wait, that isn't from Rebirth?

haha!

From Ebert's Twitter feed:

"ebertchicago // 'Two thumbs up, Ebert & Roeper' is now a viral catch-phrase? Thank you, Drake!"

Gonna go ahead and say that even with the limitations of his text-to-speech software system, Ebert could probably rap circles around most of these guys. His Vincent Gallo beef was one of the most entertaining things you could find in a newspaper in the late 90s.

did Ebert ever tweet a response to being dissed by Jeremih?

"ebertchicago \\ best understand you need me more than i need u J. meet u in the octagon where u can kiss da ring bitch"

was just gonna post that :(

http://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/10108638937

man Roger's looking depleted :(. at least he's still in good spirits though.

so i guess no one alerted ebert back when bloodhound gang used his name as a punchline?

probably because Siskel's name got dropped first....

This thread reminds me why I still bother to read ILM

This thread is A+... REPORT CARD

You guys are OTM... ROBERT RUBIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT-VYrYnAnk

gudda gudda: "yous a mother fucked up... DAFFODIL" (i don't get this one, also he says "daffy dill")

lil wayne: "yall niggas ain't eatin... STOMACHACHE"

song is pretty awesome tho -- 100x better than anything off the young money album except "every girl" & "steady mobbin"

http://nildoctrine.com/nil/my-top-ten-fakedrake-lyrics/

lol shipley you will enjoy this comment re grocery bag lines

CWEST 03/25/2010 at 6:35 pm

THAT WHOLE STYLE WAS CREATED BY BIG SEAN NI**AS IZ BITING HIS STYLE AND NOT EVEN GIVING CREDIT. GO LISTEN TO SUPA DUPA BY BIG SEAN SEE WHERE THEZE NI**AS GOT THE STYLE FROM

god this guy is such a fucking clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsBcprNEZL4

HE BITES TREY SONGZ' HOMER/MARGE LINE

roffle @ Like a good neighbor. State Farm.

yeah that one is lol

“Your city faded off to brown. Nino.
Swimming in the money come and find me. Nemo.
If I was at the club you know I balled. Chemo.”

i mean i don't even

nor should you

if i had cancer i would totally want to take a number to kick drake in the nuts

He's breaking. BAD.

If you pull one I’mma Draw Two. Uno.

I lol'd

yeah, love that one

yeah three or four of those gave me pretty good belly laughs, we were on this shit first tho