itt a strange man asks if you saw the ass on that one

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would request a list of 'banned words' on ILX if i was really that invested, rather than interested in a lazy/theoretical way tbh

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

kudos on finding the least appropriate thread possible to revive for this

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

guys, it's friday, can we have fun instead of bein all intense xpost w/ppl who wanna be all intense

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

this is like the rolling 'angry feminist' thread and i self-identify as one

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

but yeah, ass. friday ass.

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

friday ass.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

this is such a great classic thread

max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link

was I otm in it, all that matters

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

always feel like people saying this sort of stuff to you implies you're both in some sort of secret club

makes me want to figure out which one, so I can tear up my membership card

mh, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

One time I responded to this sort of thing by saying, like, "what, the guy in the tank top?" Which I thought was pretty funny, but I'm also pretty sure the ass-commentator was thinking about punching me, so I might not try that again.

ንፁህ አበበ (nabisco), Monday, 22 July 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

So many dudes are just constantly being all "hey NUDGE NUDGE I notice we are both HETEROSEXUAL"

ንፁህ አበበ (nabisco), Monday, 22 July 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

A guy at work: "Sunny days make you wish you had a roofie gun."

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

do u work at JAIL

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

no one has ever asked me this

waterface, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

On one hand, I am glad that I posted a legitimate concerned thought to this thread.

On the other hand, I am very sad that I never used the d/n "a strange man"

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

Raymond Carver's "They're Not Your Husband" to thread.

MV, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

idgi, if the rat is wild why is he sharing cheese with the man

j., Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

link shows neat impromptu recreation of 'Partition' video imo

nashwan, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link


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