ILX's Oblique Strategy for the Day

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the banality of our truisms more like

take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 5 March 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

6 March 2010:

Lost in useless territory

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Saturday, 6 March 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

7 March 2010:

Give the game away

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Sunday, 7 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I smell book option by September.

M.V., Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Oblique Hipster Puppy

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

8 March 2010:

A beginning is invisible.

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Monday, 8 March 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

There is some useful advice here!

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 8 March 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

9 March 2010:

Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the list

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

10 March 2010:

What would your closest friend do?

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

11 March 2010:

How would you have done it?

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

with my closest friend?

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaaaaa

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

12 March 2010:

Tidy up

Religious Embolism (WmC), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Oblique commands from your mother!

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

13 March 2010: Finish your vegetables

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

13 March 2010:

Don't stress one thing more than another

Religious Embolism (WmC), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

14 March 2010:

Destroy
— nothing
— the most important thing

Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

14 March 2010 = Zen.

*sits in the lotus position facing the wall contemplating this new instruction until the words lose their meaning*
(and by doing so for hours, destroying time, which is both nothing and the most important thing)

StanM, Sunday, 14 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

15 March 2010:

The science is in knowing, the art in perceiving.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

16 March 2010:

Water

Religious Embolism (WmC), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

brb gonna go get some oblique strategy

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

17 March 2010:

We have three rights: the right to work, the right to pay to work, and the right to suffer the consequences of our work.
We have three obligations: the obligation to work, the obligation to pay to work, and the obligation to suffer the consequences of our work.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

18 March 2010:

Ask your body

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

it refuses to answer

the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

all I get is a "busy" tone

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

17 March 2010:

We have three rights: the right to work, the right to pay to work, and the right to suffer the consequences of our work.
We have three obligations: the obligation to work, the obligation to pay to work, and the obligation to suffer the consequences of our work.

― Religious Embolism (WmC), 17 March 2010 15:33 (Yesterday)

lol national holiday

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

18 March 2010:

Ask your body

dear god day after national holiday

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

my body says "glad you don't drink like that on the regular"

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

My body only has wants and questions. No answers at all.

kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

19 March 2010:

Overtly resist change

Religious Embolism (WmC), Friday, 19 March 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

^ This is part of our ongoing union action as a matter of fact

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Friday, 19 March 2010 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

20 March 2010:

The only contribution we make is the quality of our work.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

21 March 2010:

Helpful people are a nuisance.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

22 March 2010:

Be dirty

Religious Embolism (WmC), Monday, 22 March 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

(taking a 1-week break)

Religious Embolism (WmC), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link

(subbing in)
23 March 2010:

If it could be worse, why isn't it?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

2 April 2010:

The inconsistency principle

my full government name (WmC), Friday, 2 April 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

3 April 2010:

Good habit is necessary, bad habit is inevitable.

my full government name (WmC), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

4 April 2010:

Music is silence, singing.

my full government name (WmC), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

5 April 2010:

Do the words need changing?

my full government name (WmC), Monday, 5 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

6 April 2010:

Go outside. Shut the door.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^otm

uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

whatever happened to this?

one man meme-denier (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I got bored and/or achieved enlightenment.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Those two are kind of similar IIRC

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 13:41 (thirteen years ago) link

7 April - 19 July 2010:
Get bored and/or achieve enlightenment.

one year passes...

7 February 2012:

You don't have to be ashamed of using your own ideas.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

BH Ideas are better

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

10 February 2012:

Expect nothing.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 11 February 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

Wise words today

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Saturday, 11 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link


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