Society is in the gutter

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Kids stabbing balls in the street etc

Tom D., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 10:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

these days *shakes head*

latebloomer, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 10:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

So-called "children" were jumping up and down and making an unholy racket in my omnibus as it proceeded through the West of London. They were on their way to some disgraceful, degenerate "carnival." What a sad reflection of today, when in my childhood years we were content to derive fun from one grey sock with holes for many Christmases to come.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

I've half a mind to literally put my foot through society and send the so-called PC Brigade the bill. Let's have an end to the do-gooders, liberals etc.

MPx4A, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

Thanks to sandal-wearing Tony Blair and his cronies, you can now press just one button on the internet and a sex offender will turn up at your house within seconds. And yet still honest taxpayers burn to death in buildings while the fire brigade takes four hours to get through the crowds at Red Ken's Pink Parade.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

When I was young, one would show one's appreciation for a well-formed heel on a young lady by removing one's cap and nodding respectfully. Nowadays this is met with foul-mouthed abuse. We should of listened to Powell.

MPx4A, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

A glimpse of stocking was considered perfectly shocking but these days, as so-called rapper Charlotte Church would say, it's all gravy

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

I remember when all the gays were on the stage, making us laugh, like that nice Graham Norton. Now even society itself has a penis in its bottom.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

We should of listened to Powell

Baden, Enoch AND Anthony

Tom D., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

and Peter

blueski, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

30 years ago a child kicked a ball in the street. today that same child literally kicks society into the face of a pensioner

Parish Priest!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

While litter remains on the streets youths literally put pensioners into the few bins that remain

Parish Priest!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

what do you say to a child who has been unable to age for 30 years because of foreigners having sex on benefits which they use to make a bomb aimed at please, thank you and mushy peas?

blueski, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

At childrens birthday parties society is literally cut up and eaten while absent parents laugh

Parish Priest!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Neil S, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

The rot started with balls, really. When I was a child we were happy with a whip and a spinning top. These days they want a ball one minute and a Bentley the next, but you can't even whip your servants. Can't even whip your servants, but still they won't make it illegal to abduct and murder little children and bury them in the woods.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

My elderly mother was left lying around a hospital untreated for three decades, and her rigid corpse ended up being used as a hospital bed for an asylum seeker with a cut to the thumb. Meanwhile the spin merchants in government are compiling the new year honours' list by copying names wholesale from the Sex Offenders Register. What on earth is going on?

MPx4A, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

i blame the parents, every one of them

darraghmac, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

Our parents fought and died in a war, and now Gordon Brown won't even give us a referendum on whether Britain should join the Middle East.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

When you went on holiday you used to be able to ask your neighbours to check that the kids were doing okay.

In Brown's Britain they're more likely to kill them and turn their mutilated corpses into an 'art' exhibition -- and all at the taxpayer's expense.

special guest stars mark bronson, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

Roy Whiting and Ian Huntley are sitting in five star "prison cell" bragging about their crimes on Face-book. Meanwhile, the Police can't even be bothered to find Milly Dowler. SORT IT OUT.

MPx4A, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

You can't even talk about who should be in the Tottenham team without people complaining.

blueski, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/v/cNy1w4DV5Hw

Pashmina, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

Haha stevem beat me to it

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

So, Gordon Brown and his merry band of socialists say it is not on for a grown man to vote for Paul Simon in Pazz and Jopp? I am a grown man I can vote for who I want! This is yet another example of socialism and political correctness killing our most proud traditions.

Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

So, Gordon Brown and his rag tag bag of Eurocrats and Trots think it is inappropriate for me to talk about my love of corn dogs and hoagies on the internet when I should be doing my boring office job? Well I think they should eat a MASSIVE PLATE OF RIBS, perhaps then they would know what it is like in the real world.

Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

Some of the messages on this thread are funny!

But it is curious that everyone - in about 160 posts on such a fractious board - seems happy to agree entirely with the tone of the thread, and produce more sarcastic parodies of laments for a lost past.

Actually, there are probably some things that were indeed better in the past, and some that were worse. Some things in the world today, one would not want to lose. Some, perhaps one would be glad to see the back of.

In a lot of ways, life for us - the expanded middle classes of the developed world - is probably as good or easy as life has ever been for anyone ever. Yet it is also true, I believe, that the planet Earth, as a physical environment and ecological system, has never been in a worse shape, at least not since it was covered in rivers of lava several million years ago. Some things do get worse, dangerously and tragically worse.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

like Spurs

onimo, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

onimout

darraghmac, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

When children were made to join the army, they knew the meaning of discipline. Nowadays every child has a gun.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

Mexicans celebrate their navidades by swatting Society with a cane til it literally bursts forth with detritus which they then collect, trade, and eat.

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

According to the Guardian's latest Tottenham report - and I quote - "The merits of the Wigan forward Emile Heskey have also been discussed."

the pinefox, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

One of the shortest conversations in history that one

Tom D., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

When oh when will Left-wing subversives like Pinko Pinefox be dealt with by our bankrupt Government instead of being nauseatingly allowed to broadcast his nigglingly nitpicking propaganda about global warming which as we all know is a fallacy funded by disgusting Loony Lefties like George Michael. If the world is getting warmer why have we had THREE STINKING SUMMERS IN A ROW?

We would be basking in 95 degree temperatures if the Tories had been elected in 2005.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

once, there was at least one summer a year. now, who knows?

max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

i sold my house for a pint of beer, and then i spilt it all over my hooded top.

the next grozart, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

I blame the absence of Summer on the pernicious influence of porno princess and open advocate of homosexuality seventies soul songstress Donna Summer.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Once upon a time you could go outside and hear birds singing and the wind blowing. If you listened carefully, you could even hear the fizz and spit of the Sun as it warmed and replenished the Earth's natural resources.

Go outdoors nowadays and all you can hear is the tearing of society's moral fabric as it is ripped to bits by knife crime.

the next grozart, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

time was that footballers like other gallant sportsmen played for the love of the game and the pride of the local town. now as the local town is literally hacked to death by frenzied youths and thrown off bridges onto passing motorists, footballers literally play for money as they kick the balls directly at pensioners faces in the terraces - mimicked on the streets of our towns as youths literally pack footballs with ballbearings and explode them in the faces of pensioners opening their front doors hoping vainly for respite not shrapnel.

this is what we have replaced society with

Parish Priest!, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

in my youth there were no steroids just good honest sportsmanship, now watch as every young gun injects themselves literally full of the latest fashionable poison in order to emulate their idols, which is literally what theyre doing to society

max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

This is a Christian Country and if those terrorists don't like it they should bugger back off home.

Thomas, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

I went to the local post office the other day and they'd closed it to put a mosque there. You're treated like a second-class citizen if you want to buy a first-class stamp, but you can buy a bomb on every street corner.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

This fascist/communist* New Labour government is literally murdering motorists in their sleep with their fuel tax, speed cameras and 30mph speed limit in built-up areas. Are we to believe that the lives of a few schoolchildren should come before the right of hard working motorists to drive wherever and however they choose? Brown's politically correct gauleiters are hellbent in driving us from the safety of our cars and herding us into the seething hellholes of public transport, to rub shoulders with stinking alcoholics, knife-wielding single mothers and black people. This is a holocaust for motorists.

(*delete where applicable)

Tom D., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

We have become so greedy and complacent that we now have to have the true spirit of Christmas beamed to us via remote satellite.

the next grozart, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Since the pinefox had to go and be all serious, I feel like I can now mention how much I love every one of ice crӕm's posts on this thread.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

"If any middle class white male I come across says he wants to enter Crufts, I say 'give up all hope'. They've no chance"

Presenter Jeremy Paxman on discrimination in the dog industry

blueski, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

it used to be you could enjoy ice crӕm's posts without fear of the p.c. police jumping down your throat

max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

It has become impossible for decent hard working citizens to walk down the street without almost being bowled over by Robert Mugabe riding his bicycle on the pavement

Tom D., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

i remember when people here used real names like friedrich selassie wagemann and dallas spalding jr. now you don't know who you're talking at.

blueski, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

it were all fields around 'ere. ah used t'lark at the old munitions factory and ILX were nobbut but a small page o' truth bombs

Thomas, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:09 (5 years ago) Permalink


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