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I'm half-tempted to go through the archives and add "Hurrah!" or "Heavens!" to the beginning of every thread you've started.

(Of course, this might be asking for you to go through and retitle all of my threads to "DAN PERRY IS AN ASSHAT" but what's life without a few risks?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

See, adding 'Hurrah!' to 'Terrorist Action 11/9/2001 - Thread 8' is a bit gauche.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

OMG the attendant fallout!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:14 (twenty years ago) link

You know, now that I'm listening to an actual copy of this thing, I understand all the cookie jokes now. I had forgotten I had done that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

I LOVE THE COOKIE TRACK. I want you to know that you had me cracking up with laughter and looking like a general weirdo while I was driving home from school late this afternoon and listening to the CD that I just got today. I am addicted to this. You have a very, very, very lovely voice, dear Ned. Very lovely. It *is* a "booming baritone with jolly inflections", isn't it? And I love the personal touches that Jake from Tape Mountain put to the order and to the packaging, and Charlotte's liner notes are precious and rock. And I will have you know that once I feel the need to listen to something else (which might happen sometime in the future *laughs*), I will listen to the Minor Thirds release I *also* ordered. I love the booklet that came with it. And I love the extra-special touches on the non-playing face of this CD.

If all Tape Mountain releases are this amazingly cool to own, I might just have to order more from the catalog. As for now, however, I'll remain addicted to the whole Ned Raggett Reading the Almanac thing. :) (No need to be scared, hon.)

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:20 (twenty years ago) link

My sister thinks that you're a corporate rocker shilling for a big record company because you talked about this album on your Oasis list! I wish I was making this up.

― Nicolars The Insult Comic Librarian (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

Well, Tape Mountain is staffed solely by The Man, so clearly she must be right.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:27 (twenty years ago) link

Jake is the new Tommy Mottola -- I guess that makes you Mariah.

― Nicolars The Insult Comic Librarian (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:31 (twenty years ago) link

Hmm. I have better hair for a start.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

You don't cover one side of your face with it, for starters.

― Nicolars The Insult Comic Librarian (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

Neither do I display my rainbow-colored bikini butt to all. Though I have a feeling either Chris Hungus or Crudderz will do something about that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

dear mr raggett, i thought about using your narration of the definition of 'twilight' as the backing to a groovy house track, but i think now i'll just cut up snippets of your voice to make dick jokes. sincerely, dude

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:46 (twenty years ago) link

Dang!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:01 (twenty years ago) link

Yes?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:01 (twenty years ago) link

http://image.muzi.com/icon_c/20141_001_a.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID YOU GET MY YEARBOOK PHOTO??????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

I wish that PayPal didn't hate me so I could order this. :(

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

Looking good for a man your age, Dan!

NA, ask Sarah nicely and maybe she'll order it for you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:06 (twenty years ago) link

It is our anniversary next week...

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

And what better for a celebration of love than me talking about the top rodeo winners of the last twenty years?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

The FBI wants you to wary of people with almanacs. Report them immediately!

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

Man!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

Ha! Why didn't I put these two pieces of information together before! It's so clear now. Ned Raggett: Eskimo Spy.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

STAND BY FOR ACTION!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:32 (twenty years ago) link

(Was the kid in that movie the most obnoxious Japanese imp of the lot? I think so.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'm trying to remember which movie that was -- Fugative Alien? The girl who came up with "Cornjob" was pretty obnoxious, and -- man, I really haven't watched most of the other Gameras that often...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

I'm trying to remember which movie that was -- Fugative Alien?

Godzilla vs. Megalon

"HEY LOOK I FOUND SOME FUNNY RED CLAY!"

And of course Jet Jaguar.

The girl who came up with "Cornjob" was pretty obnoxious

This is true. All too true.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

We're going to ride our bi-cy-cles...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

ARG

"My glasses always slide like this when I'm happy!" (or whatever the line was).

The kids in Prince of Space were sorta dopey by comparison -- and Invasion of the Neptune Men even more so.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:41 (twenty years ago) link

I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE.

By the way, when you come to PDX you had best have on you a dubbed copy of "Pumaman" with you as a present. (Or a DVD/computer file, that would be even better!)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

Noted for reference, sweet lad.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

I love it when you talk vaguely dirty -- smudged, shall we say? -- I love it when you talk smudged to me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

Oh baby etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

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