Salvia Divinorum (C or D)?

shit my neighborhood liquor store just started selling this stuff. i guess i have to get some.

ha.

I tried this once and got lost in a painting for about an hour.

My friend calls it "the table drug" because we bought some in Amsterdam and the smart shop gave us an info sheet describing the effects and one of them was "you may feel yourself becoming an inanimate object, such as a table."
Definitely don't try it alone. Once I was alone and bored, smoked some and spent the next 8 minutes/eternity thinking it had turned me into a schizophrenic who was frozen and mute and all my friends would never know what had happened to me because I would never be able to speak again. Total bug out.
I'm saying: dud, unless you are a shaman or someone who believes that they are a shaman.
Believing you are a shaman is also kind of a dud in my book.

The last time I tried this (maximum dose, three years ago) I thought someone had replaced everything in my apt with an exact replica, then a live tiger walked in and I found myself in a cold, green prison cell for a reeaally long time. I escaped by remembering the nintendo patterns hidden in trees and I after I walked out of white fire the only thought in my head was: "Pink Floyd is kinda didactic." Harsh anti-human vegetable god stuff, but hey, it's there. I still have 2/3 of the bottle left if anyone wants it.

Believing you are a shaman is also kind of a dud in my book.

-- saudade, Thursday, July 26, 2007 3:34 AM (7 minutes ago)

See, at the time I did. My experience was totally cool.

wasn't there someone on ILX who had a story about a friend dreaming they were a background tile in NES Contra for 2 years?

"Pink Floyd is kinda didactic."

Hey, you came back from the other side with great insights!

also I want to try this stuff

I remember reading that somewhere xpost.

also I want to try this stuff

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, July 26, 2007 3:43 AM

Be careful. Have a soothing friend with you.

Cause like, I'm one of a half dozen people I know that's tried it and I'm the only one that had anything approaching a positive experience.

i tried it, but i don't think i took enough cuz it just made my mouth feel funny. maria reverted to childhood though. for like three minutes. i mean she reverted to childhood more than usual. (she's such a baby.)

This sounds like the kind of shit that would break me permanently.

I've had bad trips on dirtweed, so this ain't happening.

I was talking to a friend of mine tonight who smoked this and felt that the universe was closing in on itself from the bottom right and top left of their field of vision, and they were going to die imminently. Fuuuucked up. At least it only lasts a few minutes.

aww god, i had fun with this stuff. i got caught in a time-loop, then ended up with a painfully raging erection.

this sounds like doing a whippet after smoking a bowl and drinking a bottle of Robitussin - aka some seriously Insane Clown Posse trailer shit

and i don't mean huffing a whip-it nitrous canister - i mean having sexual intercourse with a small dog

there are plenty of ugly burnout losers videotaping their trips on it and then putting them on youtube if you wish to live vicariously through these ugly burnout losers' totally awesome psychoactive experiences

i'm there!

by that i mean i'm loading up youtube as we speak

I have a bunch of this sitting on a shelf, its probably not any good anymore... I smoked a little bit once and it just made my head buzz irritatingly, maybe I didn't smoke enough or something.

some seriously Insane Clown Posse trailer shit

OTM

OH MY GOD there really are people on youtube doing this shit. fuck me. this si so funny.

crack open an ice cold Mountain Dew, sit back, relax, and take a ride on a dumb guy's astral plane

apparently they showed this on the 11 o clock news somewhere? grab your salvia before they ban it next week

I always assumed this would be some weakass shit, but people here make it sound great.

it reminds me of a combination of nightmares and nitrous, watching these videos

I tried this once and nothing happened. My boyfriend at the time, however, was convinced a stampede of elephants was coming and built a barrier out of all the chairs in his apartment.

LOL AT FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO FOR "SALVIA"

"wasn't there someone on ILX who had a story about a friend dreaming they were a background tile in NES Contra for 2 years?

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:42 (14 hours ago) Link"

haha! where is this?

ok I don't really want to try this anymore but loool

which one did you see curtis? the sublime shirt kid?

he's like the least awesome of all

yeah that one

"wasn't there someone on ILX who had a story about a friend dreaming they were a background tile in NES Contra for 2 years?

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:42 (14 hours ago) Link"

haha! where is this?

-- creme1, Thursday, July 26, 2007 6:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

dunno about the friend but the contra tile was I!

oh ok! sorry, I forgot the exact story.

same here.

ooh ooh i wanna bark like a seal with cerebral palsy and roll around on the floor eating my boogers in the fetal position too

besides reverting to childhood, i thought i could chew the space in the room and suffered from terrible teeth-grinding in my sleep for months afterwards

Haha, Alex's Entire Salvia Trip - Part 1 is pretty entertaining.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WHVHqCQH0_U

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7v_qB8Oc-UA

will oldham likes this shit.

s'aight. it'll be bullshit when it gets scheduled, but no tremendous loss.

will oldham likes to do it with kin, so i'm not surprised

After watching a couple videos, it doesn't look very good. What if you had some strange thought about biting through your tongue? I have little doubt that in the next instant you'd be holding your tongue in your hand and mumbling "wow" over and over while laughing hysterically and bleeding to death.

i don't appreciate your suggestion that people other than rocket physicists do this stuff

After watching a couple videos, it doesn't look very good. What if you had some strange thought about biting through your tongue? I have little doubt that in the next instant you'd be holding your tongue in your hand and mumbling "wow" over and over while laughing hysterically and bleeding to death.

-- dean ge, Thursday, July 26, 2007 7:56 PM (3 hours ago)

This is why it's key to have a sober, intelligent person with you when you do it.

Though to be fair, I'm not sure what a sober intelligent person could do to prevent you from biting through your tongue.

Though to be fair, I'm not sure what a sober intelligent person could do to prevent you from biting through your tongue whether people that use Salvia have any "sober, intelligent" friends.

yeah like it only lasts 2 mins but in yr mind its hours

That sounds terrifying to me.

if u smoked salvia constantly tho itd be like living a million years think abt it

did salvia twice in high school. first time felt like i was in some kind of nightmarish carnival/junk yard. kinda a bummer. second time i felt as though i was experiencing the african savannah, in a tent, on a tiger hunt. there were elephants stomping around in the background--i mean, i thought i could HEAR the elephants, but i did not see them.

Oh, the tough choices of finding a sitter - you don't want to go alone in case you jump out a window, but dammit, a pack of hyenas with one holding a camcorder can't do much good to the psyche either.

if u smoked salvia constantly tho itd be like living a million years think bat it.

You could always move to Monroe, La.

i have watched many salvia videos, excellent youtube genre

co-sign, should have a category at golden globes

u guys should make some of yr own ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brEvQskNgjE

"Kathleen Harrison explains why it's better to use Salvia the way the Mexican Mazatec people use it."

on the hazard of getting mobile when under the influence : one time i jumped over my desk, perfectly rolled on the floor judoka style without hurting myself (!?) and started to rock on cue to a boris track with refreshing teenage enthusiasm fist pumping and all. i knew it was dangerous to let myself go mobile but that went better than i expected.

another time i wanted to make sure to have an enriching experience so i tried to prepare myself with meditation but i guess i rushed it so i had not the time to put the pipe down i went "lol, i think i made a big mistake": "space entities" were appearing in the air and serpentining their way to me sort of like in raiders of the lost ark when the open the ark. "space entities" finally free to torment me "forever". Now what came next is really weird, maybe fans of the horror genre will get a kick out of it: they froze my heart with terror @ making me feel a profound new dept to the feeling of shame: the shame that the dimension you are in is a fake, the shame of having to abdicate your dimension to take your true place in the proper one (the horror of the grotesque: a pixel on a rolling sidewalk decorated with giant bubbling smiling sunflowers) . To make it so i had to tumble head over heels on the spot in 2 a spiral at my core (i had not read or think about uzumaki in months but it could have belong in these pages) : i did so without breaking too much furniture. after i executed my tumble i was not in another dimension (i was decieved!) the "space entities" were still floating about but vacantly, as if they were just dumb chatbots that have nothing else to say after they have executed their routine. the trip was wearing out so it was sort of convenient for me to find a way to save face and shoo them away, whatevs.

"space entities"

~(*_*)~

man i just saw shapes and stuff, was i short-changed y/n

lol@ice , in the end they did look a lil like that.

gbx: you could try a higher potency.

yeah no

I'm kind of interested by all the drug experiences that seem derived from early video game things like pixels, 2D sidescrolling,, platforming, that sort of thing.

Imagine being a kid growing up never having even seen a NES, would you still turn into a pixel when you smoked this shit? What about if you smoked this shit in the 19th century. Would you turn into a brushstroke in a painting, or would you still just turn into a pixel in a video game.

80x

i think drug experiences can make things appear kind of granulated and people compare it to whatever comes to mind as being similar to that. i think in the past people might've compared it to being in a painting. there are some walter benjamin essays where he talks about his experience with weed and compares it to being in a painting by a specific painter, though i can't remember which one.

http://blogs.skokie68.org/abrooks/files/2011/03/seurat_sundayafternoonontheislandofgrandjatte1.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TxTSe7SJnPs/Srzv9mWqtcI/AAAAAAAANxE/vFkchCrAunQ/s400/5483861_std.jpg

i once got so high on mushrooms that i couldn't see, really, all i saw were oscillating dots. red and blue dots, dancing in patterns. when they first appeared, the red and blue dot patterns seemed like psychedelic distortions in regular things, like a trippy edge or texture. they eventually became the whole thing, which was difficult. i remember trying to communicate with flickering blobs of dots that emitted disconcerting noises (which i knew were people attempting to engage in conversation but), and trying to walk home in more or less total darkness, blind for the hurricane dots, along questionable forest paths for miles because the main roads were occupied by dot person matrix horror things. eventually i crawled through endless marble dot troughs of mud and leaves past midnight.

i saw them then as atoms, as in a 50s-style textbook illustration, electrons, protons and neurons. but i could see as how they might have been pixels, if i'd seen them that way. or seurat dots, or bosch demons maybe, or

let's not turn this thread into erowid guys

the shame that the dimension you are in is a fake

hah. yeah.

i've never done salvia, but anytime w/other stuff it's been like "you are silly monkeys, come back when you are ready to stop fooling around"

but i've never experienced resentment at encroaching into other dimmies or whatever, more just like affectionate older sibling ribbing at lack of solemnity or clearly defined purpose

I mean, I could turn on Backyardigans for the kids and then go into the bathroom like I'm taking a shit or something.

i read this as "then go into the back yard"

like that was a normal thing you'd do when you needed to take a shit. your kids would be like "dad? oh he's just in the back yard, takin a dump"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d4HNy6W0QPE/Rv3HQCb0UBI/AAAAAAAABLg/vk-qQO8plhw/s400/physcodelic%2Bouthouse.jpg

I wouldn't mind spending five minutes as a table, tbh.

someone left a vial of this in my room and i figured that as i'd already popped my psychedelic cherry (with cautious and unspectacular doses tho) i wouldn't need a sitter, so this morning i sorta offhandedly took some. haha. like upworthy says, you won't believe what happened next.

Once I was alone and bored, smoked some and spent the next 8 minutes/eternity thinking it had turned me into a schizophrenic who was frozen and mute and all my friends would never know what had happened to me because I would never be able to speak again. Total bug out.

^^^ this. that real hal incandenza shit.

turns out one of my favorite videos is still on YouTube. what happens at 2:07 always makes me laugh uncontrollably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwS5sPOzb0

I'm still in awe that this shit was legal. I knew some people who didn't feel much but everyone who tripped had a bad trip. I thought I was the letter F

Hippie friend claimed that the bad trip problem was highly concentrated extracts, you’re really supposed to just chew the leaves for a while.

its funny how this has permanently marred every other type of "legal weed", like some of my friends won't touch Delta 8 because they remember salvia

I'd be immediately wary of cannabis alternatives given how horrendous "Spice" turned out to be. Never heard of Delta 8 until now.

I liked Salvia (that was when it was legal) but never tried the extracts.

I was just listening to this guy on the Entheogenic Evolution podcast who has an interesting sounding book* about the nature of "visionary beings" and also had some pet ideas about affinity for salvia or otherwise.

* https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/They_Shimmer_Within_Cognitive_Evolutiona.html?id=DelHDwAAQBAJ&redir_esc=y

Delta 8 is a slightly altered THC, and it does occur naturally if sparingly in the plant. (Delta 9 is the THC we know.) It's very, very mild, and I wouldn't be using it if I could get the real thing.

yeah it's basically the Bud Lite of weed, similar effect but weaker and kinda different. I wouldn't use it either if I had weed available, but it's not a bad substitute. Particularly the edibles which get me pretty high but not in a full-on panic the way "real" edibles can. Still funny to bring it up like "no seriously, it's *almost* legal weed" and watch people freak out like "no, never again"

i had the saddest, emptiest ego-death experience on salvia. felt more like actual death really

god you guys make it sound real appealing 😱