I can't wait to see how the UK papers deal with this tomorrow.
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
the video is amazing!
― Jeff LeVine, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
gif of king kong slapping penis-chopper down
― Gukbe, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Will we be able to buy these from Fireb0x? I mean, it wouldn't be the most useless item they sell.
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
It's funny when a leading dissident in a quasi-fascist state is attacked with a dick joke.
-- gabbneb, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:56 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Kinda sad, but mainly lol
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
dong to king 4?
― ken c, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Exposed bishop
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Porn Takes Queen
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
phall-mate
― omar little, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chess_openings
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link
hung piece
― deeznuts, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
NO, DEEZ NUTZ
― suzy, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link
X_x
― The Reverend, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
security guard smackdown is A+++ would lol again
― gbx, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link
dude just below the glans has something on his chin
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
that motherfucker totally knew it to you could see it in his stride xp
― deeznuts, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm living in films for the sake of Russia http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg A Kino Runner for the DDR
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link
the next one is going to have a bomb attached
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link
jizzbomb
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Who is making these custom penis flyers, and where can I buy one??
― Z S, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i have avoided this thread all day and now i regret it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov
that was presumably the message, at least
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
The mystery of TE's homemade vibrator REVEALED
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link
roflcoptr cockblock
― bnw, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link
hey, what if the next state killing takes place on US soil?
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
the whole story's made up, it's a giant phallusy
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I haven't seen news in months that has made me as happy as this.
Sometimes it takes a flying penis to shake you out of dull complacency and remind you that ours is indeed a grand universe.
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link
A couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists added to the commotion at the event by launching plastic phallus on propellers, which were knocked out of the air by security guards.
moscow times
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
OBAMA/FLYING PENIS '08
― Casuistry, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
inamorty Rank: #127 That security dude dealt with that cock swiftly. Almost too swiftly... Posted: 2 hours ago EditReply
― S-, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
They had to beat off those pranksters, I hear.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link
the response was flaccid
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Let no one say glasnost and perestroika were not helpful to modern Russia.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Kasparov seemed mildly amused and then the security guards got all harsh.
― Viceroy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbnebb can you please take this seriously
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I felt that Kasparov's response to all this was a bit limp.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link
He doesn't have the balls, that's why.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
IN RUSSIA PENIS RUBS YOU!!
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb is right, though, there is nothing funny about this
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link
no santorum.jpg yet? wtf
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:05 (fifteen years ago) link
― John Justen, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ALSO FLYING PENIS ATTACKE OF CHESS DISSIDENT SERIOUS BUSINEESS NO LAUGHING YOU CLOWNES
― John Justen, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:12 (fifteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link
but
do we have any word from the person who created the FLYING PENIS
― John Justen, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:15 (fifteen years ago) link
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
grandmasturbation
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
penis to Queen's P0rn
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
They could go one better and get one of those three foot inflatable penises popular on hen nights, fill it with helium, and attach the helicopter mechanism.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/inflatable-willy-action.gif
And if that's not big enough, there's a six foot version as well.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
dude
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kViF1FAt6Zw/Sw6nyAGrAMI/AAAAAAAABDc/vLrgo3gqSjc/s1600/Tareq,+Vice+President+Biden+&+Michaele+Salahi.jpg
crashing dicks attack Joe Biden
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd also attach a video camera to the, er, nose, and chase people with it.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
flying Gary Kasparov attacks penis
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
kasparov security guard takes bishop. checkmate.
― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051114090351/uncyclopedia/images/7/7e/Flying-penis-beast.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link
say it out loud
roll it around a little
― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ok wtf is up with the flying penis beast
― kenan, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
before clicking I really thought this thread is about some kind of a chess move, oh well
― V79, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, there should really be a move called the flying penis attack if not why not
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
usually the person who uses that move has already lost the game
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
Better than 'Bashing The Bishop'.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
Those cocks are at it again: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116460/wooden-cock-putin-critics-car-russia
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
http://s3.postimg.org/rly86v7lf/woodencock.jpg
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 6 February 2014 09:41 (ten years ago) link
― ciderpress, Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fFIl7ru.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 23 March 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link
http://www.stereogum.com/1805139/enrique-iglesias-sliced-his-fingers-on-a-drone-and-finished-his-concert-covered-in-blood/news/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-l4V-yxBU
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/eVZ5Px0.jpg
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
this is flying penis attacks Gary Gasparov
― savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link
i can't believe this happened over 8 years ago
― serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link
same; i also can't believe i was posting here over 8 years ago
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link
this is one of those rare events that transcends our perception of three-dimensional spacetime. it is in fact happening everywhere at all times
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3lycabC.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
it's kind of amazing that the subsystem that makes you blink doesn't also tell the rest of you to dodge, not even a little bit.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link
'is first'
― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link
― ciderpress, Friday, 3 February 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link
not often enough tho
― mark s, Friday, 3 February 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link