Mia Farrow's son -- Ronan Seamus Farrow -- really creeps me out!

I was thinking Scarlett Johansson

Renaming your kids in the narrowest tune to your own lineage when they're what, like 8 years old, just after finding out their father (who had annointed them in his singular way) is screwing your adopted child...you're claiming she had motives other than to distance herself from him?

-child of mia farrow
-strangely well-spoken, mature beyond his years, knowledgeable of word events
-jerky

he's rosemary's baby!!!

http://www.msties.com/spotlite/mrb-b.jpg

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we're totally going to be the only result!!

he is a poet

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0501/30/NYHETER-30s14-woodyseamus-866.jpg

?

you ain't kidding, he is brando!
http://www.genocideintervention.net/img/ronan.jpg

WOW!
"Farrow first came to prominence as a child prodigy, when he began college at Simon's Rock College, in Massachusetts at the age of 11. Although Simon's Rock specializes in teaching "younger scholars" most of its incoming first-year students are age 16. After receiving his A.A. degree, Farrow transferred to Bard College, going on to become the college's youngest ever graduate at age 15. He double-majored in biology and philosophy.

At age 16, Farrow was accepted into law school at Yale University. He deferred his admission until the fall of 2006 to work as Special Assistant to former Assistant Secretary of State Richard Holbrooke and for additional work with UNICEF."

he will destroy us all

Urgh, how depressing. He's achieved more than I have in my 33 years on this planet. Then again, my mother is GREBT. Mia is just so kookoo.

he's hott.

No way. I don't like blonde guys and in the above pic he looks like Ashton Kutcher. Marlon Brando? No effing way.

he's not that blond! brunette, or whatever the masculine equivalent is.

ashton kutcher is vaguely hott too.

I'm really confused as to why there were no Google hits for Ronan Seamus Farrow when this thread was started.

did the grey lady's worm turn on melinda and melinda or match point

match point

i really like emma stone. i think i am going to see this movie.

offered w/out comment

https://ronanfarrowletter.wordpress.com/

Yeah, a prominent Danish film critic shared that. The same shit the author has said over and over (the Yale-investigation was discredited by the custody court, for instance). It's kinda creepy that he would create a whole webpage for it, though.

people shouldn't be blamed for things their mother said 40 years ago

People probably shouldn't even be blamed for things they themselves said 40 years ago. Also, wasn't a pretty big part of Ronans letter about how he himself fell into the same traps in his work in the media?

sometimes I wonder what weird psychodrama compels Ronan to maintain this fiction that Frank Sinatra is not his dad

i feel he doesn't lack for options in the psychodramas-to-hand dept

(tho i guess it wd be fun to discover it was actually one none of us had to date heard about)

("fun")

Maybe it's weird enough to have a fake real dad 50 years your senior without having to entertain the notion of a real real dad who was old enough to have been your weirdly-old fake real dad's real dad.

This seems legit?

https://www.mercurynews.com/2015/11/24/frank-sinatra-is-definitely-not-ronan-farrows-biological-father/

In an interview Monday on NPR’s “Diane Rehm Show,” James Kaplan, author of the second volume of “Sinatra: The Chairman,” said there is no way the “My Way” singer could have gotten together with ex-wife Mia Farrow and conceived Ronan, 27, around March 1987.

That’s because, at the time, Sinatra was incapacitated and impotent following a major abdominal surgery three months earlier that involved removal of 12 feet of intestine. He was recovering in Hawaii with his fourth wife, Barbara, and wearing what was essentially a colostomy bag, Kaplan said.

damn frank was 71 when he obviously fathered ronan

as w/ the JFK assassination, none of us know shit

Kaplan bio is what prompted my revive tbh

He was recovering in Hawaii with his fourth wife, Barbara, and wearing what was essentially a colostomy bag, Kaplan said.

"Damn, he's good."

When need to follow Ronan around and snag a cup he drank from, then do DNA testing, detective style.

I'm going to need him to cover "Some Velvet Morning" to see if there's any family resemblance.

Mia actually meant Frank Sinatra JR. when discussing Ronan's parentage.

Source involved in Weinstein trial tells me close to 50 potential jurors have been sent home because they said they’d read Catch and Kill.

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 10, 2020

last time I checked you didn't need all your intestines to father a child

and as for whether mia would have fucked an old frank with a colostomy bag....well she married woody allen which is pretty much the same thing

yeah, she didn't.

Frank - 12 feet of intestine + colostomy bag > Woody Allen

How is there any doubt that Sinatra is his father?

Because he can't sing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMlUktaLv_w

neither can nancy really

lol

Frank Jr. a shittier singer than Nancy tbrr

Frank - 12 feet of intestine + colostomy bag > Woody Allen

Frank vs. Woody kinda an interesting matchup tbh. I’m not sure who’s got the superior body of work.

i forgot frank jr even existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKsbx4meBTY

xpost -- this old Tom Junod piece on Frank Jr. from 1994 is a hell of a thing

https://thestacks.deadspin.com/frank-sinatra-jr-is-worth-six-buddy-grecos-1000516479

oooof

neither can nancy really

― akm, Friday, January 10, 2020 2:54 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

You're saying nowadays Nancy can't even sing?

*applause*

Pretty much every time Frank Jr. is evoked it takes a minute for me to remember that he isn't Garry Lewis.