mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

i'm pretty sure my little dog would <3 black beyonce to death.

no childs or puppies here. i am just planning for the eventuality of puppy purchase.

xpost WOOOOOOT!

i am just planning for the eventuality of puppy purchase.

And not for child purchase? Irresponsible.

He knows that he can have my kids for free if he just asks. No gestation required.

btw Grand Rapids is neither grand nor rapid; John is correct in both cases.

I am sure estela's puppy is very cute and fantastic. I get to hang out with SIL's corgi (not a puppy) for a few days. SUPER sweet dog.

I am going to bed now, sad that I missed all your ITR fun today. ;_;

Lack of wireless is my mortal enemy now.

i have just pulled the plug on my dogged self-destructive attempt to watch eight legged freaks

I am still at work

STILL AT WORK

i am very disturbed by this, it is not right.

has anyone ever pulled an all-nighter at work? i haven't, but my boss at my last job did one time. he put off a project until the night before it had to get done, and he had terrible breath when i came in to pick it up and take it to the trade show the next day. the trade show was in vegas, and my friend got robbed by a hooker's "boyfriend" while she was blowing him (my friend, not the boyfriend) in our hotel room at 3AM while i was eating at denny's. too long?

as long as you're not talking about your boss' dick, no.

SCOURING.

I AM ANGRY AND THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY CLEANSING THAT OUGHT TO BE GOING ON.

AAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGRRRRRRYYYYYY

does it make you feel better that HI DERE is probably still at work?

NO

tombot<3

well, he probably isn't. see, things are looking up already!

yeah, I was asleep by then

PUPPY

Dan, you might as well just bring a toothbrush and a pillow to work. Good lord.

Dan, the only solution is to become a full-blown alchoholic. Think of all the places you can hide booze at work!

HINT: YOUR ASS

http://staywithdonbosco.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/donkey-2.jpg

Why Daniel, I didn't know that you'd gotten a pet.

Dan, your ass has nicotine stains.

Maybe you should stop BLOWING SO MUCH SMOKE UP IT lol burn.

wait, the burn's on me, ow

*sad wah-wah noise*

i am doing nuthin here, just so as you all know

i go to find an FB to drink beers and enjoy merriment

I am sitting in my SIL's kitchen, randomly surfing the internets.

And now being envious of beer and merriment. ;_;

donkeys are basically awesome

sara, in case they have SHARKZ in grand rapids:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/jane.c.remick/SHWG4FYT7cI/AAAAAAAAAE8/t3FxkJCNyZo/DSCF2063.JPG

oops.
let me try that again...

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4453/dscf2063hm3.jpg

Thank you for the tip, tehresa. I have not yet seen a shark, but you can never be too careful.

SAFETY FIRST

I have been staying out of the water, but still, it is important to be alert for LAND SHARKS

hey guess who left work at 5:20 today? ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

HOLY MIRACLE, BATMAN!!!!

Congratulations.

I see that you are using your free time wisely. ;)

speaking of batmans, my roommate bid on and won a batman costume from some auction last night (not from one of the actual batman movies, but it's still kind of awesome).

He should definitely wear it when he goes out at night.

Or she.

sara, how much longer are you on vacation for? are you looking forward to going home?

I'll finally be home on Sunday, and yes, I'm looking forward to sleeping in my own bed again! We were really spoiled by staying with friends first; we had our own little guest house. Here we're all crammed in my SIL's basement.

I'm also the only one up anymore, but I'm finishing up laundry. But I had to wait for my SIL to be done with her laundry... so here I am. SIGH

Finally done with laundry, I get to sleep now, yaaaaaay!

'Night all.

<3

good night sara<3

HIT ON THE NOSE!! OR GET OUT OF THE WATER!! ---------NOW

words to live by in almost all situations really

john why are you not on my google chat