Come anticipate Fabio Capello's two years as England manager with me

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cos he so fat....... something about yo momma

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Upt0eleven, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

fat footballers are to be cherished

blueski, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

but not fat rich bastard ones

Tom D., Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

they're all rich

blueski, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

neville southall isn't

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

and david hillier is a fireman in bristol

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

they're all rich

So Andy Reid's one of the Top 10 most higly paid footballers in the world as well?

Tom D., Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

he is considerably rich than yow

blueski, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7372163.stm

Quality zinging from Lippi here, based around the central thesis that Robert Acquafresca is better than any English footballer currently playing.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 12:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Someone please suggest England's current best eleven. Otherwise I'm going to use this thread to lol at Trap's belief that "Robbie Keane can be an Irish Totti"

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 May 2008 10:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

I like the sound of that

the pinefox, Thursday, 29 May 2008 10:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

Beckham back as Captain, lol.

Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 31 May 2008 15:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Or maybe Captain Lol

Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 31 May 2008 15:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Capello could just suck off Jack Warner and save having to do this.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 31 May 2008 15:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7567928.stm

Biggest disappointment of the season so far.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 13:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

meh. more disappointing is the england strikers selection.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 13:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

Was a bit of a stretch to ask an northern Italian to pick the black guy over the white one, admittedly.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 13:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

It's less that I particularly wanted any of the others to be captain and more that I take pleasure in things that annoy John Terry.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 13:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Theo Walcott will never have another game like this again.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

Cocking hell. 3-0.

DavidM, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm sure the tabloids will assess this match in a measured, thoughtful way tomorrow.

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

IT'S CAPELLO'S NIGHT IN MUNICH.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

Meanwhile Bosnia are beating Estonia 7-0. Lol.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

i for one am enjoying plucky underdogs England taking globe-straddling Croatia to task, in their own back yard no less.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

Over/under on "Absolutely Fabio" headlines tomorrow?

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

notice: apparently there is a free highlights package on a setanta channel at 10.45 - including the england game

djmartian, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

I am not going to accept this is that good until Heskey starts doing the goal putt celebration.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Also fuck dodgy internet streams for choosing tonight to fuck up all at once.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

I shudder at the thought of how vulgar the gutter press will be in reporting this tomorrow.

DavidM, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

Franjo Tuđman , Paul Salopek, Janko Bobetko, Mate Boban, Ante Starčević, Željko Mavrović, Marija Petkovićve...Ivo Sanader, can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Lol Lampard.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

I shudder at the thought of how vulgar the gutter press will be in reporting this tomorrow.

― DavidM, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:29 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

"this" "tomorrow"

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

not even Luxembourg monumentous victory in Switzerland can overshadow this

blueski, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME

looking forward to the 0-0 draw against Kazakhstan in October.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

re headlines i'm plumping for FAB FOUR

blueski, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

Man what with this and the British donk beating the American donk I might just die of excitement.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm voting THEO PA-THREE-TIS

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

More happier about British donk winning than this shower, tbh.

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

an england performance to rank alongside:

Holland 1 England 4 - euro 1996

germany 1 england 5 - september 2001
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/1515667.stm

djmartian, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

ENGLAND ARE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP! AND THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! AND THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! AND WILL SUCCESSFULLY OPERATE THE HADRON MACHINE!

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sun rolling with TRIO WALCOTT

blueski, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Setanta appear to be not showing the England highlights after all.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

I just watched them on Setanta Ireland. THEO LOLCOTT!

Steven McManus is a tit, Gary Caldwell is a god, James McFadden is a shite penalty taker and, er, Kirk Broadfoot is an international footballer. It's good to be back.

ailsa, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Caldwell was impressive tonight.

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

hey this isn't the Burley thread (joeks)

blueski, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

Now, come on, I did mention England!

also, I read that as (jocks)

ailsa, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

tartan army had a huge banner for http://www.noteamgb.com/

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

I has revived the Scottish football thread. Carry on, England.

Is it wrong that I laughed at Joe Cole and his bleedy head falling over? Then rewound it and laughed some more?

ailsa, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Youse were pish first half against Andorra, btw.

ailsa, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:46 (5 years ago) Permalink


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