Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me (RIP blogs)

amy grant wishes she could write about unicorns as well as joanna newsom

in 2004 I wrote this about her:

Joanna Newsome’s better than, umm, all them other space-alien voiced women with harps who made records this year. (Keep your pants on, haters: I also dug The Milk-Eyed Mender, though the way some of you people started giving it the Bjork treatment — using words like “special,” or, worse, “sacred” — made me wanna spit bile just to maintain a little cosmic balance.)

however I feel I have streamlined my style now and would like to amend that graf to read "lol unicorns"

also joanna newsome will never make a record as good as any of amy grant's records no matter how hard she tries and anybody who says otherwise is wrong & lying

that includes amy grant's christmas records btw & also the song "grape, grape joy"

amy grant v. joanna newsom is less interesting than amy grant v. easy-e, which was the subject of another brilliant ilx thread.

*yawn*

*yawn*

― guammls (QE II), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:20 PM (36 seconds ago)

see we warned you not to listen to HOOM & now you're sleepy

don't blame the messengers man

there are presently-working women songwriters who are considerably better than AG who don't get mileage because they don't give christian dudes a born-again boner

amy grant's charms do not affect only christians. she has shiksappeal.

lol u mad velko

yeah i don't know about that... but now i'm rocking "don't break the oath" and have awoken.. must jump around

HOOM is a great dance record, it's true.

is this woman like a fine wine or what seriously
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/00/61/27/image_7027610.jpg

pretty sure baby baby was about a unicorn

Baby, baby, go walkin' through the forest
The birds above a-singin' you a chorus

man don't even get me started tyler

greatest artist of the 20th century, no exceptions

i don't share j0hn's love for her music (it's . . . okay), but she's definitely a cutie.

birds just out of frame

http://www.goldenwoodstudio.com/uploads/images/Unicorns/FUN403_Unicorn%20Forest.jpg

man don't even get me started tyler

greatest artist of the 20th century, no exceptions

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

ladies and gentleman, J0hn has joined the chorus of praise for HOOM

uhhhh . . . HOOM is 21st century.

he's talking about amy grant, i think.

before her, music was a cold emotionless wasteland

I shudder to remember it

xpost of course I'm talking about amy grant

what a disaster for my zing

Baby, baby, go walkin' through the forest
The birds above a-singin' you a chorus

underrated post btw

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well this is playing out exactly as i hoped

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/3042224345_ac658df896.jpg

picture I took at her concert, seconds before I first learned how to feel

Joanna Newsom's music made me human again, after years of feeling numb to everything

so, to sum up: 1) listen to mercyful fate 2) listen to amy grant 3) no unicorns

it made me realize that special, spiritual, cosmos-disturbing music is possible in a post-In the Aeroplane Over the Sea world

john i've sure you've felt that before, many times

3) no unicorns

you make me sad. take it back.

hoping j0hn didn't learn how to feel for the first time during that concert

the concert taught me to feel

I remember the time before it as a vast frozen expanse in which no one felt love & nothing mattered to anyone

daniel you can have narwhals if it'll make you happy, they are more badass anyway

http://exoticanimallover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/narwhalstusking.jpg

i'll take it. certainly better than killer whales, given today's news.

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Okay, yeah, listening to the first disc again tonight. "Good Intentions" and "Baby Birch" are both outstanding.

btw Amy Grant is one of the nicest human beings on Earth

i believe you
http://amygrant.offramp.org/albums/ag/1u.jpg

Vision Creation Newsom would be a good display name

Doctor Strange, Sorcerer Supreme #15
March 1990, Marvel Comics.

Christian singer Amy Grant sued when Marvel Comics used her photo on the cover of this comic titled, "Vampires on Broadway".[20]

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/CCM/amy_grant-exposed.htm

kinda wish someone would summarize the last 500 posts for me. All I see are unicorns and amy grant.

wait is all this amy grant discussion like 80% sincere, 20% lightly ironic? or some other dynamic? this whole thread has been confusing me.

unicorns are noble, righteous beings.

im kind of with jaymc w/r/t to the lyrics on this--nothing quite as dense or arresting or (to me) powerful, at least based on what I hear.

but the arrangements are gorgeous and the songwriting is top notch so i am sort of hoping that the lyrics will come into greater focus as i listen more.

Not so sure about all this vibrato she's putting on her voice nowadays.

^Yeah, I noticed that, too.

Of course, right after I say that the album isn't as memorable/hooky, I wake up with "You and Me, Bess" in my head.

im finding it totally hooky. '81 has been stuck in my head for a dam week

xxpost Re: vibrato

I played Good Intentions for my wife and she asked if it had been recorded during an earthquake.