Heavy Rain - Now with QTE SPOILERS

what else is shitty GM

just got this... but now im going to throw it away. thanks GM

i've figured out what GM stands for..

http://www.nomadradio.fm/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Oigamesmaster.jpg
"yo, this game is awful. just a head's up!"

baaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Just a heads up for anyone currently playing Heavy Rain (or intending to play it any time soon). There's some jackass on Twitter who's given himself a username that's a huge fucking spoiler for Heavy Rain and is spam-following anyone who mentions the game or other gaming-related keywords in their tweets.

people are awesome

You know I'm always looking out for ILG.

The writing in Heavy Rain is incompetent. That's pretty significant, since story's about the only thing the game is concerned with. It's like playing through a late night Cinemax movie but with most of the fake sex cut out. Actually that's not fair to Cinemax movies; they're often amusing, intentionally or not, whereas Heavy Rain is completely humorless.

That's a C&P 2010 quote for when Heavy Rain gets an 11-way tie for 21st place.

you can get this game on xbox btw
http://uk.xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/761567/marvelous-interactive-project/videos/deadlypremon_gmp_driving_22210.html;jsessionid=365e5mbn26sbh

link

lol my gf just mocked me for playing this

gotta say i'm curious about this

that ten minute gameplay video of a woman sexying herself up in a bathroom was kinda o_O

it's the most fun i've had trying to climb up a muddy hill

$54 on day one, sell on amazon a day later for $51, net outlay $3, boring time had by me.

maybe i'm not gonna buy a PS3 after all

I'm not even sure this is worth $3.

RIP

i have never been so angry. i hadn't even taken my copy out of the plastic, but i put it in the microwave anyway. fuck these assholes and their shitty game.

and as for all those reviewers who gave it high marks...first against the wall, you hear?

heavy pain in jeff's butt

high marks from amazon customers

more like high marks from high customers

Metacritic Score: 87
User Score: 6.1

Generally favorable reviews

Based on 71 critic reviews
How did we calculate this?

Game has 7 100s and 1 99. Who the fuck are these people.

tracer, surely the show is another reason to buy a PS3?
http://www.vertigogaming.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/show10.jpg
*droooooooool*

main reason to buy a PS3 is WipeoutHD, IMO

god stop rubbing it in ;_;

still haven't BOUGHT wipeout, maybe i should take a blizzard plunge

guys i want to hear more about heavy rain

well, the thing about Heavy Rain is PRESS △ TO READ THE REST OF THIS POST OOPS TOO LATE

is heavy rain just like a whole game of those mini moments in RE4, where you had to QUICK, PRESS TRIANGLE & CIRCLE TO DODGE THIS BOULDER !! oh you failed.
?

(they were crap)

Apparently it is, and I'm guessing the reviewers who loved it don't read because they keep talking about how awesome the story is, whereas everyone who has panned it says the story is a useless pile of shit

I don't think you can fail the though, right - the game just kinda keeps going whatever you do (even if your character dies as a result of your actions or non-actions)? I should really try out the demo....

if it's better than fahrenheit (same developer guy) then it is v. good. Fahrenheit's story turned pretty woeful but it had a new (ish/kinda) and interesting mechanic for those stories so is v. exciting. This seems to be pretty much the same but with better mechanics and apparently a better story (tho prob. still awful). If i had a ps3 i'd buy this in a second.

i am gonna put some time in on this over the weekend, so i will be in a position to tell everyone what to think on monday

I mean Fahrenheit is one of my favorite games of all time despite the shitty ending so if this is even close to as good (and supposedly HR has no supernatural chosen-child radioactive Purple Guild bullshit) then sheeeeeeit - FWIW I loved all the minigames in Fahrenheit (especially the basketball one) so I may be an outlier here

Yeah cozen I'm just not sure about The Show.. I know wrong thread but honestly what I want out of a sports game is something that I can pick up and play - just do.. not.. have.. the patience for spending weeks getting good at hitting an animated baseball so that I can begin to have fun

this is true; lots of things outside of the show to recommend the now £215 (at asda) ps3 tho (says the guy lined up to buy one this week)

rented this & played the first two hours earlier. once you get past admiring the graphics & lighting effects it quickly became very tedious. virtually no gameplay, with as much meaningless waggle as a cheap wii minigame collection. mediocre voice acting & dialog. wtf reviewers have you gone insane?

Hmm that's a bad sign - the first two hours of Fahrenheit were A+ top notch would QTE again

oh, if its QTEs every 10 minutes or so that you want, then you might be ok with it. sound design is top notch btw.

they should have made this a video game of the movie-within-the-movie "Chubby Rain" from Bowfinger

okay, here's what i learned before my PS3 got the plague and booted me off the game. so far, it's a mixture of genuinely compelling and well-meaning but tedious. the start was about 100% tedious and as the game progressed it has moved at a reasonable rate towards being compelling, so that 4 hours in it's about 60-40 in favor of the good stuff, i.e. the detective work/action set pieces. these parts of the game are superbly done, i think, but clearly they are not going to be everyone's thing. the boring parts are usually the character-building, story-depth stuff, but the whole package is less like a michael bay film than this makes it sound. the dull parts are dull because the games makes you use the control system for all manner of pointless tasks, instead of letting you just absorb the information, in case you forget you are supposed to be playing a game, i guess. criticisms about the story and characters, voice-acting, dialog etc are kinda overblown though. they are all good by video game standards, even if the movie adaptation isn't going to win any oscars. if i ever get to play it again, i am excited about the prospect.

which part(s) do you find genuinely compelling? the story? good by video game standards is very faint praise. there have been parts that have made me laugh out loud they were so bad, particularly the FBI agent. what gets me is its all so tedious, long cutscenes with a pointless button press or waggle every now & then.

the actual detective stuff has been a lot of fun, not too much hand-holding so far, but we will see. the dramatic sequences are genuinely tense, in particular the fight in the hooker's room and the grocery store.

it's going to be such a divisive game that my advice to most people would be you have to suck it and see. but, for example,if you are finding anything so bad you have laughed out loud, you are a few levels more cynical than me.

Does this one have Angelo Badalamenti maknig the tunes? Because seriously that added so much more to Indigo Prophecy than it deserved to. I seriously think it might be AB's best music. :O

just felt that the dialogue & delivery was very cliched & hammy. if that makes me cynical then i guess so.

i guess i could express myself better by asking, what is the high watermark of video game dialog and voice acting that makes this laughable? good by video game standards is very faint praise for this kind of thing, but what other standards are you fairly going to judge it by?

i guess i'm judging it against the standards of films, which is the level that Heavy Rain is aspiring to. i mean, its not much of a game, there is very little gameplay, its more of an interactive film. so the dialog & voice acting has to be filmic in its quality to make watching all those lengthy cutscenes worthwhile. and for me obviously they fall very short.

its getting hard to talk about this without spoilers! there was one scene that i thought was very well done.

Go for it; we can always start a new thread if necessary.

officially ducking out of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2JUpCsUOFY

his vids usually annoy me but that one is killing me

the song @ 5:03 lol

SHAUN

this piece of shit is coming to ps4. a whole new generation will be able to press X to JASON

i admit i sometimes play a game irl i like to call "making scrambled eggs". however, with that game, if i win, i get some scrambled eggs as a prize.

― aarrissi-a-roni, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 4:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cgOti7gLus

sometimes i wonder how many takes it took to get the right jason
and why did they decide four jasons was enough jasons even knowing that the player was gonna hear it at least twenty times

I think I ended up hearing it nearer 100 times.

I did find it incredibly hilarious though.