ILX's Oblique Strategy for the Day

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fropp.

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

xpost, yeah

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

24 February 2010:

Simply a matter of work

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

25 February 2010:

Discard the superfluous

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

26 February 2010:

Always give yourself credit for having more than personality

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Friday, 26 February 2010 13:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

27 February 2010:

Think of the radio

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Saturday, 27 February 2010 13:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

28 February 2010:

Just below the surface of our everyday world lie riches.

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Sunday, 28 February 2010 16:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 March 2010:

Use "unqualified" people.

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

^if only prospective employees took heed

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

* employers

see how unqualfied i am

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 March 2010:

Mechanicalize something idiosyncratic

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 March 2010:

Make a sudden, destructive, unpredictable action; incorporate.

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think i want to name my company Greenhouse Media.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 March 2010:

We have the right to choose our form of suffering.

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

In Soviet Russia, a form of suffering chooses you.

Mark G, Friday, 5 March 2010 09:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

i misread that as 'we have the right to choose our own form of duffering' and it made me happy.

estela, Friday, 5 March 2010 09:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

5 March 2010:

The quality of our perceptions determines the quality of our judgement.
Our judgement determines how we interact with the world.
How we interact with the world changes the world.
So, the quality of our perceptions changes the world.

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Friday, 5 March 2010 13:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

the banality of our truisms more like

take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 5 March 2010 14:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

6 March 2010:

Lost in useless territory

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Saturday, 6 March 2010 14:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

7 March 2010:

Give the game away

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Sunday, 7 March 2010 15:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

I smell book option by September.

M.V., Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oblique Hipster Puppy

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

8 March 2010:

A beginning is invisible.

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Monday, 8 March 2010 13:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

There is some useful advice here!

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 8 March 2010 14:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

9 March 2010:

Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the list

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

10 March 2010:

What would your closest friend do?

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

11 March 2010:

How would you have done it?

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

with my closest friend?

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahaaaaa

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

12 March 2010:

Tidy up

Religious Embolism (WmC), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oblique commands from your mother!

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

13 March 2010: Finish your vegetables

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

13 March 2010:

Don't stress one thing more than another

Religious Embolism (WmC), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

14 March 2010:

Destroy
— nothing
— the most important thing

Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

14 March 2010 = Zen.

*sits in the lotus position facing the wall contemplating this new instruction until the words lose their meaning*
(and by doing so for hours, destroying time, which is both nothing and the most important thing)

StanM, Sunday, 14 March 2010 18:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

15 March 2010:

The science is in knowing, the art in perceiving.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

16 March 2010:

Water

Religious Embolism (WmC), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

brb gonna go get some oblique strategy

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 14:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

17 March 2010:

We have three rights: the right to work, the right to pay to work, and the right to suffer the consequences of our work.
We have three obligations: the obligation to work, the obligation to pay to work, and the obligation to suffer the consequences of our work.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

18 March 2010:

Ask your body

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

it refuses to answer

the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

all I get is a "busy" tone

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

17 March 2010:

We have three rights: the right to work, the right to pay to work, and the right to suffer the consequences of our work.
We have three obligations: the obligation to work, the obligation to pay to work, and the obligation to suffer the consequences of our work.

― Religious Embolism (WmC), 17 March 2010 15:33 (Yesterday)

lol national holiday

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

18 March 2010:

Ask your body

dear god day after national holiday

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

my body says "glad you don't drink like that on the regular"

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

My body only has wants and questions. No answers at all.

kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

19 March 2010:

Overtly resist change

Religious Embolism (WmC), Friday, 19 March 2010 13:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

^ This is part of our ongoing union action as a matter of fact

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Friday, 19 March 2010 13:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

20 March 2010:

The only contribution we make is the quality of our work.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

21 March 2010:

Helpful people are a nuisance.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:44 (3 years ago) Permalink


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