the crow ost is the worst record i have ever heard

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Haha, dear god what utter memories of evil. Wait, so who am I, then?

Backtracking a hell of a way:

Clerks soundtrack is forgiven for having CHEWBACCA, which is the greatest achievement in songwriting in the history of all mankind.

Haha! Nickalicious, remind me to tell you the story of how I got to sort of know these guys -- they were from Costa Mesa and started releasing singles when I moved around here for grad school. They were good fun.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:57 (10 years ago) Permalink

(x-post) Wasn't "Sean Olsen" by Korn on the Crow OST? Was that Natural Born Killers then?

But Mark OTM. No record with "No Rain" and "More Human than Human" can be all bad.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:57 (10 years ago) Permalink

NINA BLACKWOOD OR BUST

maura (maura), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

although i guess i'd have to smoke a lot more cigs

maura (maura), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

the CAN'T HARDLY WAIT soundtrack!

there's a rather sweet track-by-track review of it on Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000006OAS/ref=pd_sim_music_3/103-3289033-8275859?v=glance&s=music

zebedee (zebedee), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

And, lest one forget,
THE CROW: SALVATION ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK
(2000)
1. Best Things - Filter
2. Living Dead Girl [Naked Exorcism Mix] - Rob Zombie
3. Bad Brother - The Infidels
4. Warm Winter - Kid Rock
5. It's All over Now, Baby Blue - Hole
6. What You Want - The Flys
7. Big God - Monster Magnet
8. Painful - Sin
9. Antihistamine - Tricky
10. Independent Slaves - Days of the New
11. Everything Sucks (Again) - Pitchshifter
12. Waking up Beside You [Remix] - Stabbing Westward
13. Now Is the Time ["The Crystal Method Millennium" Mix] - The Crystal Method
14. Burning Inside - Static-X
15. Rusted Wings - New American Shame
16. Underbelly of the Beast - Danzig

cws (cws), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

12. Waking up Beside You [Remix] - Stabbing Westward

And what a remix it was, I'm sure.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

Ned is clearly Martha Quinn.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh man, this thread is bringing back memories. I bought must have bought so many $4 bargain bin soundtracks my freshman year of high school. How about:

Tales from the Crypt: DEMON KNIGHT

1. Cemetary Gates [Demon Knight Edit] performed by Pantera - 5:47
2. Tonight We Murder performed by Ministry - 3:56
3. My Misery (Demon Knight) performed by Machine Head - 4:28
4. Diadems performed by Megadeth - 4:17
5. Instant Larry performed by Melvins - 4:06
6. Fall Guy performed by Rollins Band - 3:53
7. Beaten performed by Biohazard - 3:10
8. Polícia performed by Sepultura - 1:46
9. Hey Man, Nice Shot performed by Filter - 5:20
10. 1-800-Suicide performed by Gravediggaz - 4:17

I remember the Gravediggaz and Sepultura tracks making quite an impression.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Or:

The Beavis & Butt-head Experience

1. I Hate Myself and Want to Die performed by Nirvana - 4:02
2. Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun performed by Anthrax - 7:43
3. Come to Butt-Head (Judge) - 3:51
4. 99 Ways to Die performed by Megadeth - 4:11
5. Bounce performed by Run DMC - 6:48
6. Deuces Are Wild performed by Aerosmith - 3:50
7. I Am Hell performed by White Zombie - 5:01
8. Peotry and Prose performed by Primus - 3:48
9. Monsta Mack performed by Sir Mix a Lot - 4:04
10. Search and Destroy performed by Red Hot Chili Peppers - 4:12
11. Mental *@%#! performed by Jackyl - 2:38
12. I Got You Babe/Come to Butt-Head Reprise performed by Beavis & Butt-Head / Cher - 9:22

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:07 (10 years ago) Permalink

 
My So-Called Life

1.   Make It Home  performed by Juliana Hatfield
  2.   Soda Jerk  performed by Buffalo Tom
  3.   Genetic  performed by Sonic Youth
  4.   Petty Core  performed by Further
  5.   Drop a Bomb  performed by Madder Rose
  6.   Fountain and Fairfax  performed by Afghan Whigs
  7.   South Carolina  performed by Archers of Loaf
  8.   Dawn Can't Decide  performed by Lemonheads
  9.   Book Song, The  performed by Frente!
  10.   Come See Me Tonight  performed by Daniel Johnston
  11.   My So-Called Life Theme (Walden)

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

11. Mental *@%#! performed by Jackyl - 2:38

The dying grasp for the brass ring.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

3. Bad Brother - The Infidels

Amazon claims that actress Juliette Lewis "takes a turn at the mic with The Infidels" on this particular number.

cws (cws), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

No, wait - Ned is totally Adam Curry.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

ned: adam curry
dan: jj jackson
trife: martha quinn
maura: nina blackwood
daver: kevin seale
strongo: bill bellamy

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:13 (10 years ago) Permalink

With Jon W as Pauly Shore.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:17 (10 years ago) Permalink

this is such a great, hilarious thread, thank you guys for staying up all night and preparing it for me!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:17 (10 years ago) Permalink

also:

wow i forgot how awesome/awful the clueless soundtrack was/is

is so otm!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

rollin' with my homies!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

also: stacey dash's ass!

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:20 (10 years ago) Permalink

Can't Hardly Wait was like a cultural moment for a lot of people. I remember a guy in freshman year of college who put it on the stereo at a party, leaned back in his seat and exhaled in a satisfied manner, looking around to see if anyone was feelin' it. Ahhhh.

Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh, and from the Can't Hardly Wait Sndtrk review (emphasis added obv):

"Fire It Up" - Busta Rhymes - the beat is steady and and sometimes its hard not to start bobbing your head!

Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

No, wait - Ned is totally Adam Curry.

Frightening thought -- but he was the first computer nerd at the place, so you're probably onto something.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

Could someone from the fashion dept. PLEASE get Ned a studded leather jacket & some tight ripped jeans?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:25 (10 years ago) Permalink

Yowsa!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:31 (10 years ago) Permalink

omg!!

PCU, 1994:

1. Pump It Up performed by Mudhoney - 3:14
2. Rilly Groovy performed by Beautiful People - 4:44
3. Stomp performed by George Clinton - 4:48
4. What's Wrong with Me performed by Redd Kross - 4:53
5. Slackjawed performed by Connells - 3:59
6. Erotic City performed by George Clinton - 4:25
7. Catherine [*] performed by Rosemarys - 3:05
8. Year of the Girl performed by Swervedriver - 5:23
9. Wonderful Lie performed by Mexico Seventy - 3:27
10. Now We Run performed by Steve Vai - 3:44
11. Drinking and Driving performed by Stick - 3:59
12. Tribe performed by Gruntruck - 4:20

NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS REMIND YOU THAT ZERO IS ALSO A NUMBER (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

Who sticks out like a sore thumb more, George Clinton or Steve Vai?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

The real sucky thing is that pretty much all of these soundtracks have at least one absolutely fantastic song on them... and then the rest can just go jump in a lake.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

GRUNTTRUCK

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

No, GRUNtruck, spell it right.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

The soundtrack to the sequel of "The Crow" was worse.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

wow, about 75% of my music collection from when i was 14/15 is listed on this thread. why must you remind me of the horrors?!

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

Boy am I late to this thread. I'd say the first OST is worth it for "Burn" by the Cure (last great thing they ever did? I think so).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

Is the JAMC thing on The Crow any good? The rest of it clearly sucks balls.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Ahem, as Alex noted, "Burn" most certainly does not suck balls, etc. The JAMC song is dull.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

NIN's cover of "Dead Souls" makes the statues on Mt.Rushmore drool the blood of dead pilgrims.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

Actually, that makes it sound good. Scratch that.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

Short answer: NIN shouldn't cover anything.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

*desperately tries to guess whether this is praise or not*

xpost HAHA!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

Sorry about that. I've never really got Fat Bob and Friends. I like that remix album they did tho.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

Milquetoast performed by Helmet

a hint?


also, tracks 1, 3, 4 and 14 are OK, the STP song in particular (someday their second and third albums will get the critical rehab they deserve, i swear)

Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

I actually like the NIN cover of Dead Souls on The Crow soundtrack... Oh well.

The Rollins Suicide cover does suck though. And the rest of it (apart from OK songs by the Cure & JAMC) was mostly pretty awful I seem to remember.

mr scratch, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

I like the jazz-groove of the Rage against the Machine song (that the Arsonists sampled).

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:14 (10 years ago) Permalink

The soundtrack to Crow II is more consistent (in a good way) (I think).

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

also, the thrill kill kult song off the crow is great. it's no Kooler Than Jesus, but it kicks its share of ass.

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

[Late to this thread]
stuff listed here that is actually awesome : Judgement Night Soundtrack. And I believe that's it.
I remember first hearing about the NIN cover of "Dead Souls" ... I had a couple of friends who'd heard it on Brave New Waves (CBC radio late night show) and they were going on about how awesome it was, and I was nearly pissing myself with delight. Joy Division? And NIN? This was my 1994 equivalent of Kevin Shields and Christian Fennesz doing an album of guitar noise-laden minimal techno with Richie Hawtin and Rene Loewe.
Was I ever disappointed when I finally heard it. On the slight upside, I did smile inside when I heard the Woodstock bootleg, since the thought of three-quarters of a million wet muddy Americans forced to gather and listen to Joy Division made me proud.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

Last Action Hero OST
1. Big Gun - AC/DC
2. What the Hell Have I - Alice in Chains
3. Angry Again - Megadeth

These three are actually great - the rest of that album is obviously unspeakably terrible.

Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

Big Gun is great? I'll stick up for a lot of things, but not that (cue Meat Loaf)

Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:43 (10 years ago) Permalink

Best thing on the Judgement Night OST was the Sir Mix-a-Lot/Mudhoney pairing, "Freak Mama". There is no debate. I am right. Save your breath.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

Not really a soundtrack, though. But, ah, the memories.........(hope this hasn't been posted already)

1. Superdeformed performed by Matthew Sweet - 3:58
2. For All to See performed by Buffalo Tom - 3:36
3. Sexual Healing performed by Soul Asylum - 4:45
4. Take a Walk performed by Urge Overkill - 4:39
5. All Your Jeans Were Too Tight performed by American Music Club - 3:33
6. Bitch performed by Goo Goo Dolls / Lance Diamond - 3:17
7. Unseen Power of the Picket Fence performed by Pavement - 3:54
8. Glynis performed by Smashing Pumpkins - 4:53
9. Can't Fight It performed by Bob Mould - 3:49
10. Hold On performed by Sarah McLachlan - 4:23
11. Show Me performed by Soundgarden - 2:48
12. Brittle performed by Straitjacket Fits - 3:24
13. Joed Out performed by Barbara Manning / San Francisco Seals - 3:52
14. Heavy 33 performed by Verlaines - 4:21
15. Effigy performed by Uncle Tupelo - 5:59
16. New Style [live] performed by Beastie Boys / DJ Hurricane - 2:20
17. Iris [live] performed by Breeders - 3:44
18. Memorial Song [live] performed by Patti Smith - 3:33
19. Verse Chorus Verse [*] performed by Nirvana - 3:24

kickitcricket, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:56 (10 years ago) Permalink


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