Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

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Oh please.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

you can't have your baby and eat it too.

xxpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

Is it bad for a blind baby to hear you masturbating? Should a deaf baby ever be blindfolded, if you are masturbating, or otherwise????

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

# visual phenomena that can't be filmed or videotaped (22 new answers)
# Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating? (138 new answers)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

How do you get a dead baby to float?

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

blindfolds was covered upthread i think, but yes the deafness thing is taking it to a new level of moral dilemma.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

Is it bad to make a dead eaten baby blind by wanking it?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

the blind, deaf baby has enough problems dealing with a visit form Roy Keane to worry about people having sex in the same room, not that Keano would tolerate that sort of behaviour.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

but what is a "room." What if this took place outside?

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

What about puppies?

― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Oh, and hold on, upthread. The incest thing is completely different. It is quite possible to have consentual, non-abusive incest.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yes, child molestation and incest sometimes overlap, but are not the same thingg.

― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

But neither are a good idea.
(just to clarify)

― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

what if it's just some friendly, consentual, intra-family buggering? which doesn't involve the possibility of creating freak babies. that's surely okay only except for social conditioning yeah?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

How long are you guys gonna keep this asswitty thread on New Answers?

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, condoms make social conditioning moot.

― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

don't need no hateration in this gaucherie

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

is it wrong to just put condoms on a coathanger for babies to play with instead of these things?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

wow Nairn you're even dumber than I'd remembered

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

How do you get a dead baby to float?

Put it in root beer?

― Dan (Not Good At Riddles) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

You know some very special women, Ken.

squirters, duh.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

Also, this thread needs an overbearing Brooklyn father to come up, cuff it on the back of the head and say, "Jeeeesus Christ, what the FUCK is wrong with you?"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

i had a crush on that thor girl from adventures in babysitting when i was her age.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

she had a gremlins backpack!

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

How do you get a dead baby to float?
Put it in root beer?

dan is correct, but the original line is wrong; it should be "how do you make a dead baby float?"

carry on.

― Your local source of bad ilx jokes for 2.5 years running (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

This is still retarded. A baby isn't really going to care if you play with your schlong, especially since in a couple months the baby will be doing basically the same thing fifteen hours a day; you guys are acting like an infant can tell the difference between sexuality and just, like scratching. That said, I can't imagine any situation in which a masturbating person would need or want to have visual contact with a baby. If you absolutely couldn't leave the room, you could just, like, put the baby in its crib and go sit kinda out of view, preferably while the baby's sleeping or something.

I say that less for the baby's sake and more for the masturbator's, and I say that as someone who can't even masturbate if there's, like, a cat looking, or something.

― nabiscothingy, Monday, 5 December 2005 20:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

anyway i think the worst part is you knowing the baby being there and still doing it. i mean, that's like sick. it's almost as bad as shagging in a room where there's a huge photo of your parents somewhere in it.

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Today 9:33 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)

what if it's like, rolled up in a tube and lost in the back of the closet?

I have to side with tuomas's here. first off, because of the whole lack of awareness thing. and second, of what he said here:

"And I still wonder if there's a difference in how people view masturbating in a room where there is a baby, and having sex in such a room. Because, even though masturbation is considered okay these days, there's still a special stigma attached to it that enhances the "yuck"-factor."

i'm sure a greater number of people see masturbating with the baby present as wrong than two people having sex. I'm pretty much sure my folks did it with me in the room. and i dont think i'd care if my uncle jerked himself off while babysitting me. i really can't see how it would make one bit of difference.

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm sure a greater number of people see masturbating with the baby present as wrong than two people having sex.

Oh yes, just look at all of the posts here advocating boning by the baby.

― Dan (This Is Why God Created Kitchen Tables) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Every day I worry a little bit more about the mental health of the people who post here, I swear to god. You know what? Who gives a crap, why people think it's gross? What the hell is the matter with a person who DOESN'T think it's a little creepy to crank it or fuck next to a baby??? For crying out loud, it's just disturbing, people. This is a no brainer. Why is there an argument?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

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― Dan (IE, Crank It Next To A Baby) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

THAT'S what he's saying in Lullaby?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

That's what you get when you slow down the oddly-reverbed snare hit from the remix.

― Dan (You Also Get Feline AIDS) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't think anyone is ADVOCATING the "presence of infant" approach, but if it happened (SOMEHOW, I kind of can't imagine, but WHATEVER) it seems incredibly unlikely to me that it would matter one whit to an infant. It's absolutely true, look at the historical record of whole families sharing one- or two-room dwellings! I think, based on random reading about standards of mothing, that the norm had changed by oh, late medieval-ish times in Western Europe as the general definition of "household" changed from the whole contributing group (ie extended family and unrelated laborers, boarding clergy, wetnurses, etc etc) to focus on the immediate family, but one-room dwellings were the norm in other parts of the world for much longer (possibly still are in some...?).

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't think anyone is ADVOCATING the "presence of infant" approach, but if it happened (SOMEHOW, I kind of can't imagine, but WHATEVER)

"I tripped!"

― Dan (Next Thing You Know...) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

HEY SMART PEOPLE!

MASTURBATING WITH A BABY IN THE ROOM WILL STILL BE GROSS AND WRONG NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING MICROANALYZE IT!

THE HISTORICAL RECORD OF WHOLE FAMILIES SHARING ONE- OR TWO-ROOM DWELLINGS CAN FUCK OFF!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

Masturbating with a baby-in-the-room or masturbating-with-a-baby in the room?

― Dan (I Love Ambiguity) Perry (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

Use plenty of lubricant.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

Seriously, though, I mean it is highly unlikely that anyone here is living in a one-room dwelling with multiple family members. I mean, things happen out of necessity but I've never thought "necessity" was "kinda horny while babysitting"!! IF for some truly dire reason it was NECESSARY to have sex or masturbate with a baby in the room, such as living in a one room house with 17 people, that's understandible but also STILL CREEPY!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

JAYMC I AM MAKING YOUR CARD

― Dan (With Doilies) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

HEY SMART PEOPLE!

Aww thanks, Matt. Yer a sweetie.

XP to Ally: Haha, NO, of course now I think we can all agree that it's kind of oh, I dunno, CREEPY, if only because it's pretty damn hard to imagine how it's not easily avoidable! But in the scheme of things? Probably not that big a deal.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

I just don't believe that Tuomas finds it creepy!!! Which is creepy!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

Masturbating with a baby-in-the-room or masturbating-with-a-baby in the room?
-- Dan (I Love Ambiguity) Perry (djperry@jmail.com), December 5th, 2005. (jaymc)

haha dan wins!

I just don't believe that Tuomas finds it creepy!!! Which is creepy!
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...)

that's what i'm talking about.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

"Every day I worry a little bit more about the mental health of the people who post here, I swear to god. You know what? Who gives a crap, why people think it's gross? What the hell is the matter with a person who DOESN'T think it's a little creepy to crank it or fuck next to a baby??? For crying out loud, it's just disturbing, people. This is a no brainer. Why is there an argument?"

fuckin next to babies has been done, and while I, in this day and age, think it's creepy, I can understand how it *wouldnt* be creepy as well. I also think cranking it next to the baby is creepy, but i'm trying to argue that while creepy, it's not necessarily morally wrong. that's why there's an argument.

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

(xpost: I would love to take credit for that but it wasn't me! Show All Details)

I'm sorry, but unless I'm in a private room in the Playboy Mansion at least 16 of those people need to fuck right off.

― Dan (This Is Assuming They Are All Playmates And Not Greasy Asshat Celebrities L, Monday, 5 December 2005 21:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

No one is saying it is "morally wrong" besides probably A Nairn but he thinks breathing is morally wrong. A couple of people pointed out it technically might be illegal and also CREEPY but morally wrong, who knows. TOTALLY GROSS AND CREEPY, definitely! Why play a semantics argument?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh my sweet christ we're still on this!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

it's not a semantics argument. the original poster said nothing about "creepy" but a lot about "wrong." they even admitted that it was "uncomfortable" (which IS kind of too weak a word to use here, which i admit is creepy!).

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

I keep expecting the original poster to come back and say something like "Wow, I'm glad I didn't tell you people that I wiped my hand on the baby's blanket afterwards."

― Dan (Bleah) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

the baby would just think it's snot anyway, and wouldnt care.

I DIDNT!

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

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