most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

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is this all in the same song ?

― johnny crunch, Sunday, February 14, 2010 7:26 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark

yes

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

shrimp post imo

average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Monday, 15 February 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

lol what does the sammy sosa one mean even mean

― call all destroyer, Sunday, February 14, 2010 7:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seen any pixx of him lately

average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Monday, 15 February 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

you might be right deej

i think it's referring to sosa (& mcgwire) hitting a billion homers and revitalizing baseball

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

you might be right about this needing a shrimp post

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

oh i'm not even talking about the lame phrase-pause-punchline, even relying on similes in every other line grates on me
--vag gangsta (k3vin k.)

That's pretty known as "rap music"

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i would like to point out that this was otm

i mean - people acting like 'no ceilings' isn't lazy & contemptible dogshit aren't too far off from thinking that there is dope wordplay in 'bedrock'

― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:17 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link

that's pretty

vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

k3vib didn't you get into rap music thru coconut juice got me real loose stfu

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

no

vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway kevin isn't totally wrong -- the problem isn't the simile-simile style it's just that there haven't been many very good punchline rappers in forever, which is why like fabolous was the second most successful east coast rapper of the 2000s aside from jay-z

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link

and which is why when ny-centric rap heads & press throw their weight behind people like papoose and saigon and juelz satnana and lloyd banks the rest of the country rolls their damn eyes

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

seen any pixx of him lately

i think it's referring to sosa (& mcgwire) hitting a billion homers and revitalizing baseball

http://www2.tbo.com/exposure/ar/659/372/2010/02/03/31853_020310-sosa-385.jpg

freebird manjunya (zvookster), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

You know as much as you guys make fun of Slaughterhouse, those guys are basically just good punchline rappers

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i didn't listen to the slaughterhouse record but i can confirm that joe budden is about as far from a "good" punchline rapper as can be possible with someone who has any sort of talent

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd totally stan for the slaughterhouse album if the beats weren't lame as fuck

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

my problem with punchline rappers nowadays is that the songs date themselves so much bcuz those have pissing contests over who can get the most lines transcribed in the nah right comments section... so if you wanna enjoy a joe budden record that was put out 8 months ago you still have to able to lol at like taylor swift & kanye west

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

or you have to be ryan dombal so you can earnestly enjoy gudda gudda verses

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link

budden's rss feed writing style is part of his problem but not the sum total, don't get that too twisted

the cold bieber open (some dude), Monday, 15 February 2010 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link

oh i'm not even talking about the lame phrase-pause-punchline, even relying on similes in every other line grates on me
--vag gangsta (k3vin k.)
That's pretty known as "rap music"

― oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is even dumber and more reductive than when i was talking about how i like rappers to have personality and a sense of humor and you were all "you don't want rap, you want peanut butter jelly time internet memes"

the cold bieber open (some dude), Monday, 15 February 2010 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link

ethan stanning for joe budden was one of the more o_O moments of my ilx autogoon lifetime

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i rocked out to bedrock at the club last night and I couldn't stop thinking about this thread and giggling.

Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I f/w early Buddens.

The Reverend, Monday, 15 February 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm talking about mood muzik-era buddens

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link

joell ortiz is by far the worst member of slaughterhouse. at least budden has personality

crooked i & esp royce are totally defensible

as a unit tho the group is corny

average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Monday, 15 February 2010 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link

what is joe budden(s)'s personality

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 08:57 (fourteen years ago) link

besides being a saddo

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 08:57 (fourteen years ago) link

oh come on dude hes by far the most outlandish character in the group. i mean im letting his youtubes & shit get in the way too, & im not saying its a personality i admire or anything, but hes definitely got a style that suggests he acts a certain way

average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Monday, 15 February 2010 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link

you're probably right, i'm not even sure why i even challenged you on such an inane subject -_-

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Monday, 15 February 2010 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

aw man, luda has two terrible ones in "my chick bad"

comin down the street like a parade... MACY'S/ i fill her up... BALLOONS

(yes those are back to back & you really need to hear how he does the second one to grasp how u_u it is)

J0rdan S., Saturday, 20 February 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

nicki in the same song

it's going down... BASEMENT

J0rdan S., Saturday, 20 February 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I take karate at night so I can beat my wife...JAMES CAAN

Ballistic, Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

what the fuck is wrong with you ludacris

bauhaus men (samosa gibreel), Sunday, 21 February 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

"Two thumbs up.... EBERT AND ROEPER"

~ Drake, "Over"

Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Friday, 5 March 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

rip gene siskel

max, Friday, 5 March 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

haha the first time i heard that song all i could think about was how many grocery bag lines there were:

"bout to set it off in this bitch...JADA PINKETT!"
"i could teach you how to speak my language...ROSETTA STONE!"

some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

So is this what is going on in rap these days? Like "A short sentence.... RELATED WORD!!"

This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link

http://dahl.com/podcasts/podcast/2010/03/04

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't get this punchline from mimaj's verse on "lil' freak":

The girls want a Minaj yeah they wetter than the rainin
Usher buzz me in... EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

never watched much ELR. do people... buzz him into their homes a lot?

original bgm, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i like these being termed as "grocery bag lines"

"bout to set it off in this bitch...JADA PINKETT!"

what does this even mean

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

is it saying jada pinkett is a bitch?

(o damn we're not sayin that word today)

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

nicki in the same song

it's going down... BASEMENT

― J0rdan S., Saturday, February 20, 2010 1:13 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

lol was trying really hard to remember this because I heard it last night. just realized it's already been posted.

original bgm, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i would totally appreciate the line if it was

bout to set it off in this BITCH... KIMBERLY ELISE

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

so, anybody have any idea what the everybody loves raymond thing means?

original bgm, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

usher's birth name = usher raymond

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

aaaaaaaaaah, thanks. :-)

my working theory was that it was a ref to this ep:

When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of their complaints.

original bgm, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

also his new album is called Raymond Vs. Raymond

on the Minaj poll thread i was talking about how Big Tigger thought she was saying "everybody loves reindeer," which still cracks me up

some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

haha -- even though that show is garbage, i would def respect nicki more if she had an encyclopedic knowledge of ELR episodes

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link


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