UK Watercooler Twenty-Twenty-Twenty-Four Hours To Go: I Wanna Be Sedated

He was trying for pliers on his balls but came out constipated

x-x-post, dammit I need a new IRL crush. Like, not a celeb crush or a crush on a dead person, but an actual crush on a person I can look at, and interact with and speak to (or fail to speak because I am being too googly-eyed crushed out).

There were too many ex-crushes there last night, and it just made me vaguely disappointed. I mean, Jim's cute but he just looks WAY TOO MUCH like my brother which is totally creepy, and besides, he's kind of too awkward about being crushed on. Joe remains hott, but then again he plays BANJO which excludes proper crushability.

And I think I just want someone totally new. Am jealous of how Emsk was talking about her hair-twirling and Dr. C with his puppydog eyes thing.

He was trying for pliers on his balls but came out constipated

Ever tried taking a shit with pliers on your balls?

(me neither but I don't imagine I'd be too keen)

What a bizarre conversation.

Plyers on his balls school of RAWK singing = AC/DC.

Constipation rock school of RAWK singing - Journey, Asia, Eddie Money, etc.

NEW CRUSH NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

Grrrrr.

I feel sleepy, I think I've had too much sugar again.

Kate> since you won't be able to type for 10 days can you start a new cooler please? This one is quite long. (also can we have a best krautrock poll or something?)

Eddie Money? Nobody outside the USA has any idea what Eddie Money sounds like!

No, no more polls on the Cooler, as we lose the results when the threads get locked. OK, I will start a new one.