mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

psh, that's what I do on Saturdays

also John WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU COOING THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE FORMS?

Dan, remind me never to come to your dentistry practice/theater experience.

Also, you of all people should remember how modest John is. Don't be silly!

I would hope Dan Perry for president. Why because it look interesting.

Also bootyflakes for all in 2020!

J031 would be a very entertaining First Lady as well. She could sing at the Inauguration! (I have it all planned out...)

Also, driving to Grand Rapids today to stay with A's sister for a few days. I hate to leave where we are, actually... ;_;

Grand Rapids is neither grand nor rapid - discuss.

say hi to my classmate who is home there all summer!

lol boss's screensaver is tropical fishes swimming through coral reef. it is making me sad that i am not doing that anymore, esp bc i saw a lot of the fish featured.

working is for losers :(

tehresa otm

IF WORKING IS FOR LOSERS THAN I AM LOSING IT

first day back from vacation always sucks ass though

jergins otm too

I would like to thank HI DERE for creating a trolling paradise for me on ILE today

everything I do, I do it for you

hahahaha

hello itrs<3

well hiya papaya

HELLO.

It is hell of cold here atm. 8 degrees in coolangattttta :(

it is so sticky and gross here today. ugh.

i am home now, wilter, and it is cold, but not as cold as wellington, especially wellington on sunday night which was diabolical.

i am at work w/ heater on

you sound like a sad spartan

i am a sad spartan w/ heater on

poor tza

poor antipodeans

hi mookie!

my little dog is jubilant because i am home, he is having a party for one.

i am convinced that your little dog is the best little dog ever. this will not count when i has a puppy.

btw how far along are you?

i am not sure.

how long are dog trimesters in people years?

1 person year = 7 dog years
1 person month = 7 dog months
3/7 person months = 3 dog months

so.... just under 13 days.

lol spot the massive assumption

http://www.guideofdogs.com/html/dog_gestation_period.html

Actually 21 days, so my guesstimath wasn't too far off!

wait is bb/jj having a child or a puppy?

either way, it won't count, i guess

HI TZA

food complements lol

i'm pretty sure my little dog would <3 black beyonce to death.

no childs or puppies here. i am just planning for the eventuality of puppy purchase.

xpost WOOOOOOT!

i am just planning for the eventuality of puppy purchase.

And not for child purchase? Irresponsible.

He knows that he can have my kids for free if he just asks. No gestation required.

btw Grand Rapids is neither grand nor rapid; John is correct in both cases.

I am sure estela's puppy is very cute and fantastic. I get to hang out with SIL's corgi (not a puppy) for a few days. SUPER sweet dog.

I am going to bed now, sad that I missed all your ITR fun today. ;_;

Lack of wireless is my mortal enemy now.

i have just pulled the plug on my dogged self-destructive attempt to watch eight legged freaks

I am still at work

STILL AT WORK

i am very disturbed by this, it is not right.

has anyone ever pulled an all-nighter at work? i haven't, but my boss at my last job did one time. he put off a project until the night before it had to get done, and he had terrible breath when i came in to pick it up and take it to the trade show the next day. the trade show was in vegas, and my friend got robbed by a hooker's "boyfriend" while she was blowing him (my friend, not the boyfriend) in our hotel room at 3AM while i was eating at denny's. too long?

as long as you're not talking about your boss' dick, no.

SCOURING.

I AM ANGRY AND THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY CLEANSING THAT OUGHT TO BE GOING ON.

AAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGRRRRRRYYYYYY