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i was just wondering why every post made lately is at 12bpm

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

"What's the deal with Americans and catastrophes?"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Taking Sides: Pasties vs. Pastiches"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

Pasties vs. Pastis
(When in Paris ...)

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

Chris Guest's Treatment of metrosexuals in his Mockumentaries - C/D (12 new answers)

― Skottie, Friday, 7 November 2003 07:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

lee-shaving

(!!!)

― L(E^24) (Leee), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

"IS smoked salmon ok to eat without stockings???"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 8 November 2003 08:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

The "pro-anal" movement - WTF?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 09:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

I misread Places to put Your Penis as Places to Put Your Pens.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

I like Luna's misreading better than yours, Mark.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 November 2003 15:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Come anticipate EMF with me"

arrgghh!!!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Am I alone in liking Sean, I ask myself"

Poor Sean!!! ;(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

"heart of london = wasteland?"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Can You Get Ned"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

I need a Jizz Buddy!

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

that mcjob one keeps making me go "what? what did I do?"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 13 November 2003 02:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

Europe's toilet skyscraper approved

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 18:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

Justyn Dillingham Dilemna!!!! HELP HELP HELP! 1

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 21:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

Your favorite misread ILX thread titles!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 21:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

oh no! office holiday panties! oh no!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

(ilm)

I EAT CANNABIS

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

We're Having an Erection!

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

Timbaland Charged With Murder (35 new answers)

like he could sneak up on anyone, big fattypants

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

Which governor would you like to ask to dance?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

Is there an inordinate number of high people for whom Transformers:The Movie proved to be an unparalleled emotional watershed?

― disco donut (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

Attention All Chocoholics - What CHOCOBOS are you eating today? (64 new answers, 3 unread)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 30 November 2003 19:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

The Bored Freeloader Thread

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

Not a title but::

Electric Sound Of Jism

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

Shit, a simple search could have told me that (predictably, I guess) a million people have pointed this out before me...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

Still...hahaha! "jism"!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

I read

Santa Falls off Float, Traumatizes Children

Santa Falls off Float, Traumatizes Chicken

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

Has Jay Z taken Haikunym's throne?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 05:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

death to the dentist

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 05:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

I read it is as that too Trayce! And was just abt to post that!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 09:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

Mates O' State - Matos' Estate

― man, Saturday, 6 December 2003 04:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

Panties - Classic Or Dud?

― man, Sunday, 14 December 2003 12:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

This year's Tetris?

― man, Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

"Days of Heaven - let's hear it, Milk-haters!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

Sociology. Why would anyone fall for it?

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 02:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Music to Suzuki Grande Viagra ad in UK"

(ilm)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 11 January 2004 15:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

I read

Dubya Visits Atlanta

Dubya Visits Anna

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 16 January 2004 10:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

dan perry and ned raggett: do they agree to about everything?

(my eyesight's really not grebt. and me mind's wandering)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

What is the snake of the union?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 17:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

*cue weird keyboard riff*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 17:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oscar Nominations Out (1000 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 02:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

PYRAMID OF JBR

― springtime! cue me coffee ludes (Wintermute), Friday, 30 January 2004 18:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

Curtest. Band Member. Ever.

the Beatles cover the Rolling Stones! finally!

― pete s, Friday, 30 January 2004 18:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

Girls most frequently used in songs

― pete s, Friday, 30 January 2004 18:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

Me banging on sanctimoniously about feminism and/or sexism: classic or dud? (16 new answers, 140 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

"licking brown sludge off the undersides of cars"

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 03:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

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