mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

(I spend a lot of time being mad at myself for not going to nursing school before I had kids. Which is a huge waste of time, but I can't seem to not be annoyed with myself).

ANYWAY I'm sure it will alllllll work out in the end...

Well, I'm mad at myself for never going back to business school, if it's any consolation (not that I've actually needed to but it would be a nice break from working)...

It's sort of consoling. Part of it is me being angry at myself for listening to my mother's "you don't have enough STAMINA to be a nurse" b.s. when I was in college the first time.

I love her, but omg she can be so hurtful. Also, pretty off base (at least so far I kind of find what we've been doing energizing).

Also, I had NO IDEA you ever wanted to go to business school!

I guess I would be more shocked if you suddenly revealed a lifelong desire to be a dentist or something, but still.

An M.B.A. would actually make a lot of sense, though.

how could anyone possibly consider suggesting that you don't have stamina, sara? my god, it exhausts me just to read about your schedule!

I guess I would be more shocked if you suddenly revealed a lifelong desire to be a dentist or something, but still.

Dan's secret life

xp My mother is quite special.

Ned - I'm afraid to click on that! (probably won't stop me for long, though)

The MBA thing would really just be to remove barriers for consideration for executive-level positions. HI DERE CAN I HAS VEEP TITLE

nothing is more awesome than being able to write VP as my position on official forms. i do have to subdue my laughter however.

for a while i was toying around with being COO, but i couldn't quite bring myself to go quite that far

Dan, I have been hoping that you'd wind up vice president of the U.S. Still hoping!

John - that IS awesome. I hope you have some fancy stationery to go with that.

"why yes, as VP of a corporation, i would like to rent this shitty flop house! why do you ask?"

Ned - I'm afraid to click on that!

Don't be. Plenty safe for work.

No worries about work; just freaked by dentists! But Steve Martin as a dentist somehow isn't that scary. I can kind of see Dan singing and dancing like that while filling teeth... hmmmmm.

psh, that's what I do on Saturdays

also John WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU COOING THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE FORMS?

Dan, remind me never to come to your dentistry practice/theater experience.

Also, you of all people should remember how modest John is. Don't be silly!

I would hope Dan Perry for president. Why because it look interesting.

Also bootyflakes for all in 2020!

J031 would be a very entertaining First Lady as well. She could sing at the Inauguration! (I have it all planned out...)

Also, driving to Grand Rapids today to stay with A's sister for a few days. I hate to leave where we are, actually... ;_;

Grand Rapids is neither grand nor rapid - discuss.

say hi to my classmate who is home there all summer!

lol boss's screensaver is tropical fishes swimming through coral reef. it is making me sad that i am not doing that anymore, esp bc i saw a lot of the fish featured.

working is for losers :(

tehresa otm

IF WORKING IS FOR LOSERS THAN I AM LOSING IT

first day back from vacation always sucks ass though

jergins otm too

I would like to thank HI DERE for creating a trolling paradise for me on ILE today

everything I do, I do it for you

hahahaha

hello itrs<3

well hiya papaya

HELLO.

It is hell of cold here atm. 8 degrees in coolangattttta :(

it is so sticky and gross here today. ugh.

i am home now, wilter, and it is cold, but not as cold as wellington, especially wellington on sunday night which was diabolical.

i am at work w/ heater on

you sound like a sad spartan

i am a sad spartan w/ heater on

poor tza

poor antipodeans

hi mookie!

my little dog is jubilant because i am home, he is having a party for one.

i am convinced that your little dog is the best little dog ever. this will not count when i has a puppy.

btw how far along are you?

i am not sure.

how long are dog trimesters in people years?

1 person year = 7 dog years
1 person month = 7 dog months
3/7 person months = 3 dog months

so.... just under 13 days.

lol spot the massive assumption

http://www.guideofdogs.com/html/dog_gestation_period.html

Actually 21 days, so my guesstimath wasn't too far off!

wait is bb/jj having a child or a puppy?

either way, it won't count, i guess

HI TZA

food complements lol