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So fucking great to have you back here.

WARNING WARNING HSTNGS CHATTER AVERT YR EYES

(J031 and I are going to MN for Labor Day. Tickets have been bought. We're coming in Wed night and leaving Mon eve.)

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OMG SO WORTH WAKING UP TO READ THAT NEWS!!!!

God, I'm also happy to see FB here. YAY!

John: take pictures of that yard! (I am hoping to come see it FINALLY after I get back from vacation...)

RR - the "lollies" look GORGEOUS!

So looking forward to your visit. When I'm done being flat-ass broke, I will come to you.

Yeah, I was just saying to A. last night that "we've meant to visit Boston for 15 years and we still haven't managed it..." LAME

Although allegedly I will be able to have a job when this "nursing school" nonsense is finally over.

(Sadly, right now I literally have to think, "can I afford to drive to the Twin Cities?" FUN! Especially since my classes are, you know, IN THE TWIN CITIES)

right now I literally have to think, "can I afford to drive to the Twin Cities?"

Gas prices are hitting you that hard? Yeesh.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=mumication&meta=&btnG=Google+Search

who knew that it actually meant something?

if i can find the cable to attach my camera to the computer, you guys are totally getting some hott back hoe action

Is it a CAT, a JCB, a Hitachi or what?

xp to Ned - yes. They are eating up a lot of my student loans. Gas is about $4.00 a gallon and I have to make the trip between 3 and 5 times a week. We'd be doing great on just A's salary if I wasn't in school. In the long run, it will be a good thing; I'll be able to get a decent job, too. In the short term, it is suXoring.

Also, I may be asking to borrow money from my parents for school because of some b.s. new law about how many credits I would have had to take last year in order to get student loans this year. They won't give me the loan money until I get to 24 credits. I don't need any more credits (or have time for them). Plus it makes NO sense to take out more loan money for more classes in order to get loan money.

I'm happy to hear that John is getting great backhoe action this morning. I'm sure that is cheering him.

Live the dream, son. *sniff*

Sara: UGH. That sounds like hell! Can you sic any of our lawyer friends on someone?

If I thought it would help, I would create a very scary team of lawyers. But I don't think that even they can change moronic laws. I just have to get through the program and get a job. I could get a job as a CNA if I wanted to give up sleep and hear a lot of complaints from my kids about how I never see them...

Really, I shouldn't complain; it's not like we don't have food or anything and we are even on a very nice vacation right now. It is just frustrating to have to make three round trips to the hospital for clinical weekends and pay $60 for that privilege. Not to mention parking. And expensive hospital food, which SUCKS.

I'm terrified to discover what my books will cost for this term. They were about $1,200 for the first term. (For TWO classes!)

(I spend a lot of time being mad at myself for not going to nursing school before I had kids. Which is a huge waste of time, but I can't seem to not be annoyed with myself).

ANYWAY I'm sure it will alllllll work out in the end...

Well, I'm mad at myself for never going back to business school, if it's any consolation (not that I've actually needed to but it would be a nice break from working)...

It's sort of consoling. Part of it is me being angry at myself for listening to my mother's "you don't have enough STAMINA to be a nurse" b.s. when I was in college the first time.

I love her, but omg she can be so hurtful. Also, pretty off base (at least so far I kind of find what we've been doing energizing).

Also, I had NO IDEA you ever wanted to go to business school!

I guess I would be more shocked if you suddenly revealed a lifelong desire to be a dentist or something, but still.

An M.B.A. would actually make a lot of sense, though.

how could anyone possibly consider suggesting that you don't have stamina, sara? my god, it exhausts me just to read about your schedule!

I guess I would be more shocked if you suddenly revealed a lifelong desire to be a dentist or something, but still.

Dan's secret life

xp My mother is quite special.

Ned - I'm afraid to click on that! (probably won't stop me for long, though)

The MBA thing would really just be to remove barriers for consideration for executive-level positions. HI DERE CAN I HAS VEEP TITLE

nothing is more awesome than being able to write VP as my position on official forms. i do have to subdue my laughter however.

for a while i was toying around with being COO, but i couldn't quite bring myself to go quite that far

Dan, I have been hoping that you'd wind up vice president of the U.S. Still hoping!

John - that IS awesome. I hope you have some fancy stationery to go with that.

"why yes, as VP of a corporation, i would like to rent this shitty flop house! why do you ask?"

Ned - I'm afraid to click on that!

Don't be. Plenty safe for work.

No worries about work; just freaked by dentists! But Steve Martin as a dentist somehow isn't that scary. I can kind of see Dan singing and dancing like that while filling teeth... hmmmmm.

psh, that's what I do on Saturdays

also John WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU COOING THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE FORMS?

Dan, remind me never to come to your dentistry practice/theater experience.

Also, you of all people should remember how modest John is. Don't be silly!

I would hope Dan Perry for president. Why because it look interesting.

Also bootyflakes for all in 2020!

J031 would be a very entertaining First Lady as well. She could sing at the Inauguration! (I have it all planned out...)

Also, driving to Grand Rapids today to stay with A's sister for a few days. I hate to leave where we are, actually... ;_;

Grand Rapids is neither grand nor rapid - discuss.

say hi to my classmate who is home there all summer!

lol boss's screensaver is tropical fishes swimming through coral reef. it is making me sad that i am not doing that anymore, esp bc i saw a lot of the fish featured.

working is for losers :(

tehresa otm

IF WORKING IS FOR LOSERS THAN I AM LOSING IT

first day back from vacation always sucks ass though

jergins otm too

I would like to thank HI DERE for creating a trolling paradise for me on ILE today

everything I do, I do it for you

hahahaha

hello itrs<3

well hiya papaya

HELLO.

It is hell of cold here atm. 8 degrees in coolangattttta :(

it is so sticky and gross here today. ugh.