New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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this is basically my mum's dream computer. the only one she can do anything at all with is an iphone, but it's too small for her w/out specs

― stet, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:38 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

as I said, getting srs DSi XL vibes from this thing

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

like srsly this thing would be dope as an adjunct device IF it ends up being cheap enough

xp that's true: my mom doesn't really need a bigtime comp, she needs something easy to SEE and use that does web and email

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it seems like they're aiming for you to have a phone and what amounts to a fancy netbook or a phone and a fancy netbook and a pro if you're the kind who needs more than a netbook

xp yeah its a snazzy netbook

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/01/apple-creation-0249-rm-eng.jpg

this sums up my rxn nicely

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i assume the selling point will be reading/movies, because this kind of locked down fisher price stuff clearly makes no sense as a pc replacement.

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

nyt

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Steve Jobs really doesn't like people using more than one application at a time, does he?

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Mac_OS

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

that nytimes front page is fucking awesome. sold

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

lol dsi xl pic. otm too

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

merlin mann: this could srsly cannibalise laptop sales

um, putting aside the syncing issue, 1 app running at a time says no

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

God dammit it should be its own standalone computer not a big flat iphone that needs to sync up with a desktop or whatever. Basically, if its functionality is only web browsing and iphone apps -- that is very dissapointing.

As your Dentist I recommend smoking: (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

lol at NYT front page right now btw:

"Live Blog: The iPad Looks Like a Big iPhone"

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, it really needs multitasking. even if just for spotify, ffs.

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"captured the essence" of reading newspaper

So it generates newsprint smell and ink on your fingers?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Umbrella guy is so cute:

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/appletablet/appletabletb383.jpg

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

XP: and the sound of rustling, and the ability to cut small portions out of it.

As your Dentist I recommend smoking: (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

as a music/video control device: dope
as a way to lounge around my apartment and read shit or watch videos or cue up music on airport express: dope
as a thing that can hook into my wireless network and maybe control stuff in my house or w/e in a futuristic style: dope
as a way to manipulate data in any meaningful way (including, say, writing anything longer than a few paragraphs): ~barf~

i'm fine with it being an adjunct, but if this costs $999 that is just gonna be fucking rude

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah the price will determine whether this is a useful device. if they are going to take away my freedom to actually manipulate files and data, they should not be charging $999

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

oooh, i bet games could be good on this....esp RPGs

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

informal poll: what is yrs price threshold on this?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

if this costs like three or four bucks im there

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

right now it is $0, but if i had a job or w/e: $599

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

£1000 cos I'm a raving fanboy who wants to make print pages on this thing, £600 if I was actually thinking

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I honestly would say 400-500 US, assuming i had a need for such a thing

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.octothorpe.com/kanyetablet.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

EA demoing iPad version of Need for Speed (racing game). like holding an HD display 2 inches from your face.

And I have dreamed of this.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

So, over/under on "Hitler is underwhelmed by iPad" YouTube appearing before noon PST?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

How the hell are you supposed to play games on this thing? Look at the thickness of the border - you're not going to be able to hold it like an iPhone and still reach the controls for, say, Chinatown Wars, are you? Not keen on the tought of cradling it in one arm and typing with the other if I'm standing up, either.

mister_thoth, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

£350-400

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd go $600, but I have to replace my laptop this year so my budget is dedicated to that.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

bejeweled is gonna be wicked

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

next time i have 500 spare bucks im getting a vaporizer but the $500 after that for this thing, why not

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rather they had spent the time making the macbook air into a fkn netbook

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

iVape

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

would buy for $400 but if it was much more than that i would rather just get a new laptop

i want an iVape!

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

EBOOK TIME

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

iBooks!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rather they had spent the time making the macbook air into a fkn netbook
this, still.

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rather they had spent the time making the macbook air into a fkn netbook

― I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 12:52 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Gaaaaarg baseball viewer :\

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Playing Civilization on this will be A++

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ooh ibooks

if they port medical textbooks to it then i am SOLD

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

iBooks looks amazingly like this: http://www.delicious-monster.com/

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

ET -- have you played Civ for the iPhone? I <3 civ v v much but wonder if it's just gay or not

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, I was thinking that elvis tel

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

have they said if it has 3G yet?

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ET -- have you played Civ for the iPhone? I <3 civ v v much but wonder if it's just gay or not

I've tried playing it, but the screen is just too damn small. >50% of the game time is spent just scrolling around.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, it doesn't

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

wolf hall gonna be way easier to read on this than huge print tome

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

pleasseee let me read the books on my iMac too. and buy them from my iMac

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link


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