New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

there it is

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

more bezel than screen

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol at the billionaire laying into "cheap laptops"

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

Every page and irc channel just crashed right now

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

ibezel

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

holding the internet in yr hands

LOL

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

in fairness, cheap laptops are terrible things

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

you write on the screen with chalk or sharp stones

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

If that's a real Facebook page she's about to get far too much attention.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol NYT and Chad Ocho Cinco screengrabs

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

"What this device does is extraordinary. You can browse the web with it."

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

did they put fm radio in the iphone yet

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

Steve demoing unit while sitting on couch.

I hear that can get you arrested.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

'today we are going to unveil a revolutionary new product... flush headphone jack & fm radio in iphone'

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol @ this on the gizmodo live blogging/apple event page:

Jason Chen: Steve Jobs is on stage, and he looks about the same as we last saw him (kinda skinny, but not unhealthily skinny).

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

From the Engadget live page

10:16AM We're basically just watching Steve casually browse. This is odd.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

"It's so much more intimate than a laptop."

jerking off JUST GOT REAL

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

is this big enough to have a webcam feed of someone else going, and to have it fill the whole screen, and then to walk down the street holding it up like the head is your head

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

:)

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 14:47 (one month ago) Permalink

beep boop blorp match detected, processing

*deletes 7.5GB*

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 14:48 (one month ago) Permalink

abt to start updating to iOS 10.3, let's see how long it takes
if we include installing the latest version of iOS then I already started this process around 7:15

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:29 (one month ago) Permalink

er the latest version of iTunes, DUH

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:29 (one month ago) Permalink

holy shit

i turned on "reduce transparency" on my Mac
uninstalled Flash
uninstalled Perian (!)
uninstalled Flip4Mac (!!)
finally updated Hazel

and my 2011 mini is BLAZING FAST NOW.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 March 2017 09:41 (four weeks ago) Permalink

nicely done

softie (silby), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:33 (four weeks ago) Permalink

This is unusual: http://daringfireball.net/2017/04/the_mac_pro_lives

stet, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:23 (three weeks ago) Permalink

actual news from daringfireball! truly, the world is upside down

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:35 (three weeks ago) Permalink

i guess apple thinks daring fireball is the voice into the pro community?

龜, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:34 (three weeks ago) Permalink

*continues to research pc hardware*

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 15:25 (three weeks ago) Permalink

that's funny.

I'm happy with this. The new pro is probably gonna be sooo expensive that I'll just get an updated iMac and get rid of one of my monitors, but we'll see I guess.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 15:32 (three weeks ago) Permalink

With regards to the Mac Pro, we are in the process of what we call "completely rethinking the Mac Pro." We’re working on it. We have a team working hard on it right now, and we want to architect it so that we can keep it fresh with regular improvements, and we’re committed to making it our highest-end, high-throughput desktop system, designed for our demanding pro customers.

龜, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:17 (three weeks ago) Permalink

i guess apple thinks daring fireball is the voice into the pro community?

― 龜, Tuesday, April 4, 2017 9:34 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck, we're doomed

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:49 (three weeks ago) Permalink

As a professional software developer what I want most is a worse computer.

softie (silby), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:37 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Switched recently from an iMac to a desktop PC at home - Windows still has its problems but it's awfully nice to not need an external HD, USB hub, etc. just to be able to hook up my peripherals.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:20 (three weeks ago) Permalink

The last regular desktop Mac Pro was great - easy to access for changing/adding HDs, it wasn't unsightly (if you give a shit about that), over two versions and six years I don't think I ran into a single hardware problem. It was huge but maybe just get your industrial designers to make one half as tall (don't need the SuperDrive bay, cut it down to two HD slots). Done.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:25 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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