New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

there it is

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

more bezel than screen

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol at the billionaire laying into "cheap laptops"

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Every page and irc channel just crashed right now

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

ibezel

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

holding the internet in yr hands

LOL

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

in fairness, cheap laptops are terrible things

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

you write on the screen with chalk or sharp stones

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

If that's a real Facebook page she's about to get far too much attention.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol NYT and Chad Ocho Cinco screengrabs

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

"What this device does is extraordinary. You can browse the web with it."

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

did they put fm radio in the iphone yet

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

Steve demoing unit while sitting on couch.

I hear that can get you arrested.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

'today we are going to unveil a revolutionary new product... flush headphone jack & fm radio in iphone'

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol @ this on the gizmodo live blogging/apple event page:

Jason Chen: Steve Jobs is on stage, and he looks about the same as we last saw him (kinda skinny, but not unhealthily skinny).

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

From the Engadget live page

10:16AM We're basically just watching Steve casually browse. This is odd.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

"It's so much more intimate than a laptop."

jerking off JUST GOT REAL

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

is this big enough to have a webcam feed of someone else going, and to have it fill the whole screen, and then to walk down the street holding it up like the head is your head

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

is that juice's mom

polyphonic, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:13 (Yesterday) Permalink

lag∞n, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:15 (Yesterday) Permalink

hurting - 6 or 6+ ??

the late great, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:17 (Yesterday) Permalink

Thing's hueg. Like "Is that the new U2 album in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" hueg.

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:22 (Yesterday) Permalink

Regular 6. Just wanted to make a zing appropriate reference. It's not that huge.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:21 (4 hours ago) Permalink

Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias 1m
Don’t understand why apple didn’t make iPhone 6 slightly thicker, with a bigger battery.

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:22 (4 hours ago) Permalink

Bloop bleep yglesias, does not compute

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:35 (4 hours ago) Permalink

F that, I like how thin my new 6 is. Helps make up for the largeness. (Which I by turns really enjoy and am getting angry at so I guess I'll just get used to it.)

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:55 (1 hour ago) Permalink

yeah the thinness is great. If anything, I say make it wafer thin with a smaller battery, does this guy's house/office/coffee bar not have outlets or are we to believe he's outside for long periods of time?

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:59 (1 hour ago) Permalink

So for those who have played around with iOS 8, does the music player still use that terrible menu where all an artist's songs are in one huge list grouped by album, instead of offering a submenu of album titles?

erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:06 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I lost my phone last weekend probably on purpose

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:06 (1 hour ago) Permalink

yeah the thinness is great. If anything, I say make it wafer thin with a smaller battery, does this guy's house/office/coffee bar not have outlets or are we to believe he's outside for long periods of time?

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, September 19, 2014 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the most n00bish thing ive ever heard anyone say, omg its really great and cool charging ones phone in a bar ive been to a bar before haha guys

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:45 (1 hour ago) Permalink

i love my phone being one millimeter thinner and the way it strikes fear into people and ruins their life cause it literally wont hold a charge for a full day of use

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I charge my phone all day long at work

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:47 (1 hour ago) Permalink

fucked up world our premiere consumer electronics provider wont supply us with a phone that doesnt require a charging strategy to function

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:50 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I was being kind of facetious about the battery. I've actually found that in my first half day of use the battery life is pretty good. I left work at 630 with the thing about 70 percent charged and have since listened to multiple albums and podcasts, made calls, used browsers, downloaded apps, and generally used it abou 5x more than I would in a typical 6 hour period and its down to about 50%. Hard for me to imagine a full charge won't last me a full typical day.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2014 05:10 (45 minutes ago) Permalink

sup from 6 😎😎😎😎😎😎

⌘-B (mh), Saturday, 20 September 2014 05:11 (44 minutes ago) Permalink


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