New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

there it is

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

more bezel than screen

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol at the billionaire laying into "cheap laptops"

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

Every page and irc channel just crashed right now

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

ibezel

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

holding the internet in yr hands

LOL

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

in fairness, cheap laptops are terrible things

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

you write on the screen with chalk or sharp stones

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

If that's a real Facebook page she's about to get far too much attention.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol NYT and Chad Ocho Cinco screengrabs

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

"What this device does is extraordinary. You can browse the web with it."

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

did they put fm radio in the iphone yet

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

Steve demoing unit while sitting on couch.

I hear that can get you arrested.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

'today we are going to unveil a revolutionary new product... flush headphone jack & fm radio in iphone'

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol @ this on the gizmodo live blogging/apple event page:

Jason Chen: Steve Jobs is on stage, and he looks about the same as we last saw him (kinda skinny, but not unhealthily skinny).

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

From the Engadget live page

10:16AM We're basically just watching Steve casually browse. This is odd.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

"It's so much more intimate than a laptop."

jerking off JUST GOT REAL

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

is this big enough to have a webcam feed of someone else going, and to have it fill the whole screen, and then to walk down the street holding it up like the head is your head

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

that sucks

*scribbles away on iPad Pro*

mh 😏, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 14:41 (three days ago) Permalink

new "ipad" screen is worse than Air 2?! urgh

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 15:00 (three days ago) Permalink

wait wtf how many different iPads are currently being sold????

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 15:59 (three days ago) Permalink

this release actually consolidates the lineup, if you can believe it

, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 16:01 (three days ago) Permalink

new iPad screen seems to be the same features as iPad Air 1, so in practice, pretty much the same as all the other retina screens.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 22:20 (three days ago) Permalink

what makes the 2017 iPad a step down from the iPad Air 2?

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:33 (two days ago) Permalink

so let me get this straight there is now iPad Regular and iPad Pro, easy peasy, no more air? but for a while they had Airs but no Regulars???

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:34 (two days ago) Permalink

If was just a name. A confusing one. There's now iPad Pro, iPad (not air) and iPad mini. The iPad Pro comes in two sizes though, so I suppose there are 4 really.

Heavy Doors (jed_), Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:55 (two days ago) Permalink

There used to be iPad mini 2 and iPad mini 4 too

, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:00 (two days ago) Permalink

Yes there was no consistency, at least now it's fairly clear what each machine is for.

Heavy Doors (jed_), Thursday, 23 March 2017 03:07 (two days ago) Permalink

I like my iPad Air 2 a lot, although when I'm not actually using it I do tend to think about how I really preferred the form factor of my old iPad Mini and I think I could be happier with the iPad Pro that's the exact same size but has the better speakers and processor etc. I'm disloyal.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 23 March 2017 03:56 (two days ago) Permalink

So basically just buy whichever but just know that you'll still die wondering

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 23 March 2017 03:57 (two days ago) Permalink

everyone wants to see that thing

Nhex, Thursday, 23 March 2017 04:01 (two days ago) Permalink

I have similar agitata with the 6 plus / SE

calstars, Thursday, 23 March 2017 11:29 (two days ago) Permalink

so now there's no THIN IPAD in the lineup?

, Thursday, 23 March 2017 12:40 (two days ago) Permalink

oh wait, the THIN IPAD is now the ipad pro

, Thursday, 23 March 2017 12:42 (two days ago) Permalink

just buy one of each. sell your car, sell your other possessions, sell your family

there's an iPad size corresponding to each

mh 😏, Thursday, 23 March 2017 13:53 (two days ago) Permalink


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