New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

there it is

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

more bezel than screen

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol at the billionaire laying into "cheap laptops"

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Every page and irc channel just crashed right now

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

ibezel

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

holding the internet in yr hands

LOL

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

in fairness, cheap laptops are terrible things

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

you write on the screen with chalk or sharp stones

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

If that's a real Facebook page she's about to get far too much attention.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol NYT and Chad Ocho Cinco screengrabs

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

"What this device does is extraordinary. You can browse the web with it."

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

did they put fm radio in the iphone yet

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

Steve demoing unit while sitting on couch.

I hear that can get you arrested.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

'today we are going to unveil a revolutionary new product... flush headphone jack & fm radio in iphone'

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol @ this on the gizmodo live blogging/apple event page:

Jason Chen: Steve Jobs is on stage, and he looks about the same as we last saw him (kinda skinny, but not unhealthily skinny).

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

From the Engadget live page

10:16AM We're basically just watching Steve casually browse. This is odd.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

"It's so much more intimate than a laptop."

jerking off JUST GOT REAL

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

is this big enough to have a webcam feed of someone else going, and to have it fill the whole screen, and then to walk down the street holding it up like the head is your head

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shiiit I didn't think about the credit card possibility

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

You used an AMEX? xp

, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

I bought a Retina iMac btw and even with the maxed out graphix mission control can get laggy

Don't think Yosemite is that optimized yet

, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

oh wait, I'm an idiot, I bought the phone from a friend because he got a deal from his carrier

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

Yeah Amex. Bigups to apple store guy for suggesting I should check into it.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

My MacBook got ridiculously faster when I upgraded to an SSD.

schwantz, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

Apple Store seemed overtaxed as FUUUK fwiw, waited almost an hour after my "appointment" time to see someone, then phone wasn't ready yet 1.5 hours after they said. Somehow their staff/store atmosphere/mind control techniques prevented me from feeling all that steamed about it.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

reality distortion field, brother

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

Finally got to use Apple Pay today, it actually was about as awesome as paying for something could be.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Anodyne consumer question for a short-sighted person. I have a 4S with i0s 5.1.1 -- I'm thinking of ditching it finally because of battery and speaker terribleness, and also I need to keep up-to-date on tech things so I can (gah) pitch ideas at work.

Really though the only thing I use it for is reading Kindle and Instapaper - what's the 6 like for reading? Sometimes I find high-contrast retina screens blinky and difficult to focus on. How's the 6 compared to the 4S? There is a slight dullness to the 4S screen (it could be three years of pocket dirt) that makes it slightly easier to read. But I could be imagining that.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 28 November 2014 14:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Can't you just bump down the brightness?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 November 2014 14:56 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

This is our gift to you.
But it can never compare to what you've given.

What does it take to give a gift?
It takes thoughtfulness. Compassion.
And sometimes, sacrifice of your time,
your talent, and your heart,

These are the gifts you give:
kindness, knowledge, humor, and patience.
You give them when you cover for a teammate,
so they can go on a much-deserved break.
When you send an email recognizing a job
well done. Or when you grab an extra coffee
for a friend before you clock in.

You give these gifts whether it's the beginning
of the season, or the end of a very long day.
You do it over, and over, and over again.

Amazing products are designed in Cupertino.
Amazing moments are made by you.
These moments are your gift this
holiday season -- to your customers,
to your team, and to the world.

Thank you.

, Monday, 15 December 2014 20:36 (6 days ago) Permalink

this is strangely reminiscent of amanda palmer's song about the ukulele

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 December 2014 20:50 (6 days ago) Permalink

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 15 December 2014 21:22 (6 days ago) Permalink

Clock in?

schwantz, Monday, 15 December 2014 23:09 (6 days ago) Permalink

who is that throwing up?

calstars, Monday, 15 December 2014 23:15 (6 days ago) Permalink

that is some amateur hour work up there

calstars, Monday, 15 December 2014 23:16 (6 days ago) Permalink


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