New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

there it is

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

more bezel than screen

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol at the billionaire laying into "cheap laptops"

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Every page and irc channel just crashed right now

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

ibezel

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

holding the internet in yr hands

LOL

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

in fairness, cheap laptops are terrible things

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

you write on the screen with chalk or sharp stones

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

If that's a real Facebook page she's about to get far too much attention.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol NYT and Chad Ocho Cinco screengrabs

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

"What this device does is extraordinary. You can browse the web with it."

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

did they put fm radio in the iphone yet

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

Steve demoing unit while sitting on couch.

I hear that can get you arrested.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

'today we are going to unveil a revolutionary new product... flush headphone jack & fm radio in iphone'

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol @ this on the gizmodo live blogging/apple event page:

Jason Chen: Steve Jobs is on stage, and he looks about the same as we last saw him (kinda skinny, but not unhealthily skinny).

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

From the Engadget live page

10:16AM We're basically just watching Steve casually browse. This is odd.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

"It's so much more intimate than a laptop."

jerking off JUST GOT REAL

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

is this big enough to have a webcam feed of someone else going, and to have it fill the whole screen, and then to walk down the street holding it up like the head is your head

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

I like Speck's PixelSkin cases. They're slightly rubbery on the outside so they don't fall out of my hand or slide around much - feels like you're holding some ultra-expensive multimeter/tricorder.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i have a four year old macbook with 2 gb of ram-should i fuck with yosemite? how about mavericks? i have snow leopard and it runs fine, i don't really push it.

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:29 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

I like these cases b/c they have a hard shell around a soft shell but they're not bulky. Should've gotten one when I first got my new phone.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N7AFYT2/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_yUmwub01Q5NMF

Je55e, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 12:53 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i have a four year old macbook with 2 gb of ram-should i fuck with yosemite? how about mavericks? i have snow leopard and it runs fine, i don't really push it.

― slam dunk, Tuesday, November 4, 2014 6:29 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a 5 y.o. MBP maxed out to 8GB of RAM and Yosemite has really taken its toll in terms of memory usage.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 14:25 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

It's a mixed bag, because some things are much better on memory and the code to intelligently swap dormant applications out of memory works well. On the other hand, if you're on the threshold where you are almost-maxing your memory usage but are still comfortable, you're going to end up pausing to load dormant apps when you swap around.

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 14:54 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Spotlight is kind of a dog in Yosemite
But going from Mavericks to Yosemite, feels like the newer OS has better integration of all the iCloud/iPhone stuff that Mavericks introduced, like taking calls/texts on your Mac. You might as well skip Mavericks if you're going to upgrade

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:12 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

you're not going to do all that stuff on a 2010 computer, though

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:12 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

FWIW, looks like my credit card is going to cover the iPhone repair because it was within 90 days.

I ordered a Tech21 case bc it was the one the Apple Store dude recommended and my wife made fun of me for being "vain" and trying to get a case that was so slim it didn't do anything, and I'm not gonna have her make fun of me again.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:14 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

oh shiiit I didn't think about the credit card possibility

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

You used an AMEX? xp

, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:18 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

I bought a Retina iMac btw and even with the maxed out graphix mission control can get laggy

Don't think Yosemite is that optimized yet

, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:18 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

oh wait, I'm an idiot, I bought the phone from a friend because he got a deal from his carrier

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:19 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Yeah Amex. Bigups to apple store guy for suggesting I should check into it.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:23 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

My MacBook got ridiculously faster when I upgraded to an SSD.

schwantz, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:47 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Apple Store seemed overtaxed as FUUUK fwiw, waited almost an hour after my "appointment" time to see someone, then phone wasn't ready yet 1.5 hours after they said. Somehow their staff/store atmosphere/mind control techniques prevented me from feeling all that steamed about it.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:51 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

reality distortion field, brother

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:03 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Finally got to use Apple Pay today, it actually was about as awesome as paying for something could be.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:15 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


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