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i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

there it is

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

more bezel than screen

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol at the billionaire laying into "cheap laptops"

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

Every page and irc channel just crashed right now

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

ibezel

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

holding the internet in yr hands

LOL

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

in fairness, cheap laptops are terrible things

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

you write on the screen with chalk or sharp stones

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

If that's a real Facebook page she's about to get far too much attention.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol NYT and Chad Ocho Cinco screengrabs

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

"What this device does is extraordinary. You can browse the web with it."

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

did they put fm radio in the iphone yet

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

Steve demoing unit while sitting on couch.

I hear that can get you arrested.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

'today we are going to unveil a revolutionary new product... flush headphone jack & fm radio in iphone'

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol @ this on the gizmodo live blogging/apple event page:

Jason Chen: Steve Jobs is on stage, and he looks about the same as we last saw him (kinda skinny, but not unhealthily skinny).

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

From the Engadget live page

10:16AM We're basically just watching Steve casually browse. This is odd.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

"It's so much more intimate than a laptop."

jerking off JUST GOT REAL

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

is this big enough to have a webcam feed of someone else going, and to have it fill the whole screen, and then to walk down the street holding it up like the head is your head

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

why are they so mean

Spottie, Monday, 21 March 2016 18:18 (2 months ago) Permalink

i'm glad they brought back the Small iPhone With 3.5mm Headphone Jack right before they get rid of the 3.5mm Headphone Jack for Big iPhone

, Monday, 21 March 2016 20:35 (2 months ago) Permalink

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 March 2016 21:21 (2 months ago) Permalink

Can we talk about that ugly rumour about the iPhone 7 ditching the headphone jack? Will there be some sort of adapter to convert the digital audio from the lightning port? Please tell me Apple isn't crazy enough to expect all of us to buy new iPhone-only headphones

Lee626, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:24 (2 months ago) Permalink

oh they'll sell the hell out of some $20 adapter. thats the whole point.

Spottie, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:28 (2 months ago) Permalink

i may not upgrade if they go this route. also won't upgrade if they keep the base 16g

Spottie, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

I have nerve damage in one hand and can't hold the 6 or 6S - I bought a six last year and had to return and refund it. Too hard to hold. This new phone might be creatively bankrupt but I'm excited to get something I can actually use. One person's boring is another's accessible.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:08 (2 months ago) Permalink

ok I bought the new mini iphone. the 6s (and obvs the 6s+) has been way too awkward for me.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

is it... good?

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

i will tell you in 1 week. from what i can tell after 5 mins of research, it is essentially the same phone as the 6s* but in the 5/5s 4-inch body.

*except for 3D-touch and maybe a lesser front-facing camera, 2 features that I'm not particularly swayed by.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:49 (2 months ago) Permalink

do any of youse have any positive feelings about the 5c?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

I thought it was a nice phone, kind of underpowered but a good shape

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:58 (2 months ago) Permalink

would you have gone for an update of that (vs. the metal paradigm)?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 March 2016 19:06 (2 months ago) Permalink

i'm not sure what i'm into these days

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 24 March 2016 19:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

I have a 5c and it does what I want it to do other than stay charged all day but that's all iPhones. I've never noticed any lack of speed for my needs.

pastoral fantasy (jed_), Thursday, 24 March 2016 23:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

https://developer.apple.com/safari/technology-preview/

stet, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

I bought a newly released 5s as my first and thus far only iphone and have had zero complaints tbh

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 March 2016 04:00 (1 month ago) Permalink


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